TUBA - The Underground Bakers' Association

[Gancho Libre he/him]

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Whoa is this IC now Darth?

 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

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What is an IC?

 

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Nah. There was just an IC bit

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Oh, ok. IC stands for 'In Character', Darth.

[AonEne he/him]

Some of it's IC, some OOC. (Out of character)

My character is still being determined, and she definitely didn't say that.

[Lunar Blessing she/her]

Melody walks in, drops off a bag with a note that says, “if you touch this I will stab you.” Then leaves again.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Franz, The friendly german sausage maker approaches the bag to see whats inside. Maybe it is some new meat to make delicious sausages? He opens the top.

[Lunar Blessing she/her]

Inside the bag is a locked box with another sticky note reading, “I will seriously stab you.”

 

[Voidus]

Sudiov manifested nearby, looking on with a gaze of curiosity mixed with disapproval.

[Lunar Blessing she/her]

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Can you stab the sausage dude for me?

 

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Franz pulls a hammer and chisel and Procedes to try to hammer away at portions of the box.

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Voidus, fight Franz. Force him to reveal his ultimate form. I dare you.  

 

Edited February 6, 2019 by MacThorstenson

[Voidus]

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Did Franz arrive here from the DA? Otherwise Sudiov is probably just going to lecture him for a minute but otherwise not do much

 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Sarah came with a knife and stabbed at the man.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

38 minutes ago, Voidus said:

 

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Franz May or may not have an interesting backstory that sudiov could reveal by attacking him.

He will only respond with appropriate levels of force, so sudiov could unlock his full potential.

As Franz bled out from the attack he formed a chrysalis that looked a lot like a sausage. 

Said sausage floated in the air and began to glow with an unearthly light. 

The sausage split revealing a new and improved Franz. He was stronger, faster, and has a sausage club. 

He approached Sarah to club her. 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Sarah teleported behind him, and shot at him.

Edited February 6, 2019 by Darth Woodrack

[Lunar Blessing she/her]

With all this commotion a TUBA agent comes out and takes the bag into a back room.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Franz saw the girl disappear, then felt the bullets hit his skin as he fell unconscious. Next time, need to deal with teleportation.

He was again encased in the sausage and burst free from it again. He held a sausage gun and sausage throwing knives then began moving with super sausage speed to throw them at Sarah. 

"THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!" He bellowed. 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Sarah teleported behind him again, and shot at him more.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Franz gave a shout and spun around with his sausage club knocking the bullets to the side.

He then fired the sausage gun at Sarah again and took a bite out of his sausage club.

Edited February 6, 2019 by MacThorstenson

[Sunbringer he/him]

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Well. This is... interesting. I was going to get involved in this, but I think I'm gonna pass and stay at the Odd Job Tavern. I'm not equipped to deal with sausages.

 

[MacThorstenson he/him]

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Oh it hasn't even begun yet.

Franz isn't yet fully evolved.

 

Edited February 6, 2019 by MacThorstenson

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Sarah teleported out of the way, and fired at Franz. Then she moved to the side and fired again. She continued to do this.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Franz saw a hail of bullets come at him from different angles. He swung his sausage around to block the bullets then started running toward Sarah. This would be finished now, or he would be forced to ascend another level and take his place as the sausage god once more.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

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Dudes! This has gone too far! Not in the TUBA lobby!

 

[MacThorstenson he/him]

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Franz will not be stopped. HE WILL ASCEND TO HIS ALL OF HIS SAUSAGE GLORY.