You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Use the Falchion]

YKYASFW inside of those "Happy Star Wars Day" texts you send, you also remind people to pick up the free e-book of The Way of Kings...even if they already own it...

[Knight of Iron she/they]

YKYASFW you set aside many hours time to sit down to reread the cosmere with a special NOTEBOOK, taking NOTES.

[HeyLookItz he/him]

YKYASFW instead of noticing times like 12:34 you look at the clock at 12:21 and think about how holy it is.

[Winds Alight she/her]

... when you reschedule a week of vacation from august to november so you can glue your butt to the couch once The Rhythm of War comes out.

Edited May 12, 2020 by Winds Alight

[NameIess]

YKYASFW Someone asks you what Dalinar is doing when you first meet him in TWoK, and you answer "Hunting"

[The_Archivist he/him]

YKYASFW you try to break Realmatic Theory time travel and succeed.

Also when the sun is particularly large and red when it rises, and you think, "The reign of the lord ruler is upon us."

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

YKYASFW you've read a Brandon Sanderson book.

...because who could read his work and not be a fan?

[Emi she/her]

YKYASFW you start to wondering if Cosmere is our world and Sanderson is Hoid
(Did you know that google translate translates Cosmere in the same way as Cosmos?)

[Soulbinder she/her]

When you are told to name a fake city for a projected your go-to name is Kholinar.

[AonEne he/him]

When you stumble over a sentence, mutter something about trying to speak the words, and then say with a grin that you’re saying the Words. 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you now have a stuffed hedgehog named Lightsong.

When the cottenspren are making your allergies act up.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It’s the pollenspren!

[Fezzik]

Do they cause allergies, or are they just attracted to sufferers?

[The_Archivist he/him]

When you try to store speed in your watch because stainless steel is still steel (I do this whenever I'm bored I have a friend who does this).

When you stay up until 1:30AM so you can finish the last 350 pages of OB.

When you tye "Fe" and you phone suggests "Feruchemy".

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

When you spend your time designing cake flavors for different cosmere characters

 

[Retrac he/him]

When someone says "I hate driving in fog" and you think *the mists give me power you idiot*

[+Doomstick he/him]

When you name your sourdough starter Moash so you can repeatedly kill Moash

[Emi she/her]

Actually when you have an accout here

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

2 hours ago, Retrac said:

When someone says "I hate driving in fog" and you think *the mists give me power you idiot*

My friend @Box Turtle was out driving on a foggy day with another friend, and saw a person walking down the street with a hooded cloak. Initially they were like 'is it a dementor cosplay?' and then they got closer and realized it was just a dude wearing a mistcloak around

[+Doomstick he/him]

12 minutes ago, Wyndlerunner said:

My friend @Box Turtle was out driving on a foggy day with another friend, and saw a person walking down the street with a hooded cloak. Initially they were like 'is it a dementor cosplay?' and then they got closer and realized it was just a dude wearing a mistcloak around

That’s amazing

[Soulbinder she/her]

When you really, really want to make a mist cloak.

Edit: I actually tried to make one.

Edited June 9, 2020 by Soulbinder

[The_Archivist he/him]

When you have a mistcloak.

[Silva]

47 minutes ago, Soulbinder said:

When you really, really want to make a mist cloak.

4 weeks and counting! Then I'll have time to start working on mine! I'm a little bit excited, in case it was unclear! 

[Mist she/her]

When you think of this:

Me: I have a headache. 

Mom: Take some ibuprofen. 

Me: You cannot have my pain. 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you got super excited when you find out that your mistcloak flutters when you run. It's great.