You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

1 hour ago, wishiwasstormblessed said:

When you see someone that you know likes Sanderson and you absolutely must tell them about your NEW SUPER COOL EXCITING Skybreaker necklace even though you're SUPPOSED to be professional and just hand them food.

Why do I feel like you're the person that Ene's talking about?

[Frustration]

3 hours ago, Wyndlerunner said:

Why do I feel like you're the person that Ene's talking about?

Why do I feel like you already know the answer?

Edited May 24, 2020 by Frustration

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

15 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Why do I feel like you already know the answer?

Why do I feel like I should keep this trend going?

 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

14 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Why do I feel like I should keep this trend going?

 

Why do I feel like this can get annoying real quick? 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Just now, Ghanderflaffle said:

Why do I feel like this can get annoying real quick? 

Why do I feel like you’re right?

[The_Archivist he/him]

YKYSFW you see pants with tassels at the end of each leg and you think, "At my command, become as my legs and give them strength".

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

3 minutes ago, The_Archivist said:

YKYSFW you see pants with tassels at the end of each leg and you think, "At my command, become as my legs and give them strength".

Why do I feel like this is something I have done? 

[Emi she/her]

Why do I feel like we should make a new thead named like this, to not interrupt this one?

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Why do I feel like you are right?

[Ammanas]

You keep telling dead squirrels “Fallen Rope” but are disappointed when nothing happens. 

[Fezzik]

1 hour ago, Ammanas said:

You keep telling dead squirrels “Fallen Rope” but are disappointed when nothing happens. 

Before I decide how I feel about this post, I need to know how often you come across dead squirrels, and whether or not you are responsible for their deadness.

[Ammanas]

28 minutes ago, John203 said:

Before I decide how I feel about this post, I need to know how often you come across dead squirrels, and whether or not you are responsible for their deadness.

Only the ones that are roadkill and not of my doing.

[Frustration]

When you're peeling your baked potato and realize you're about to make a hemalrgic spike.

[AonEne he/him]

1 hour ago, Ammanas said:

Only the ones that are roadkill and not of my doing.

Does that mean some of them are your doing?

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

YKYASF when you dream about meeting Brandon Sanderson, and then think that you need to post the picture of you two that you took on here.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

When people ask you if you could have one wish what would it be your reaction is to say you would not do it because of the bane.

[Emi she/her]

When you stop drawing dragons and you replace them whith cosmere art...

Yeah, I really did that, as you can figure it out

[Frustration]

3 hours ago, Emi said:

When you stop drawing dragons and you replace them whith cosmere art...

Yeah, I really did that, as you can figure it out

But dragons are Cosmere.

[+Doomstick he/him]

On 5/24/2020 at 2:52 PM, Ammanas said:

You keep telling dead squirrels “Fallen Rope” but are disappointed when nothing happens. 

That’s because you should say “almondgrass”!

[Mist she/her]

When your sister tells you that you were sleep talking Cosmere things. I was apparently talking to Kenton, and later, Dalinar.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Just now, Mist said:

When your sister tells you that you were sleep talking Cosmere things. I was apparently talking to Kenton, and later, Dalinar.

KENTON!!! KENTON!!! GET ME MY BOOMBOX!!!

[Shard of Reading he/him]

When you want to give an email you just recived upvotes.

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

3 hours ago, The Last Post said:

KENTON!!! KENTON!!! GET ME MY BOOMBOX!!!

IT'S VERY IMPORTANT FOR THE RITUAL!

[Emi she/her]

8 hours ago, Frustration said:

But dragons are Cosmere.

Really?! My life is so nicer now!

[Retrac he/him]

When you stop sleeping just so you can reread the entire Cosmere 3 times before Rhythms of War comes out.