You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

When there is some weird fog in the morning (it was really low and in thin strips) and think “the mists are coming.”

[FantasyFanatic he/him]

When you see a gem and think "dun sphere".

[AonEne he/him]

When your English teacher is talking about what modesty standards used to be a long time ago, and she says that women wouldn't leave the house without gloves, and you're smirking about Vorins to yourself. 

[ToaCalune he/him]

When you trace Aon Rao in the air when you are bored.

Or not bored. You just do it compulsively. 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

21 minutes ago, ToaCalune said:

When you trace Aon Rao in the air when you are bored.

Or not bored. You just do it compulsively. 

When you set out to write the entire Aonic alphabet one day at a time on your biology table for the next class to discover. (It erases easily)

[ToaCalune he/him]

3 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

When you set out to write the entire Aonic alphabet one day at a time on your biology table for the next class to discover. (It erases easily)

Brilliant idea! I will have to do that...

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Just now, ToaCalune said:

Brilliant idea! I will have to do that...

I started last week, so I’m on Aon Ashe. My format also adds in women's script and the Thaylen alphabet. I’m doing glyph in the middle, name on top, women's script on the right, Thaylen on the left, and what it stands for at the bottom. I’m quoting all of it to Ars Arcanum.

[Bookish Ocelot she/her]

On 3/2/2020 at 1:11 PM, Ghanderflaffle said:

I started last week, so I’m on Aon Ashe. My format also adds in women's script and the Thaylen alphabet. I’m doing glyph in the middle, name on top, women's script on the right, Thaylen on the left, and what it stands for at the bottom. I’m quoting all of it to Ars Arcanum.

Can you post pictures?

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

15 hours ago, Bookish Ocelot said:

Can you post pictures?

Here it is. My drawing is bad.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Whooooooooaaaaa that’s so cool!!

[AonEne he/him]

I wonder how confused the people who see “to be featured on ykyasw today” will be  

[+Doomstick he/him]

the "N D" XD

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

12 hours ago, AonEne said:

I wonder how confused the people who see “to be featured on ykyasw today” will be  

I thought that too! But they are confused anyways. It's mostly seniors in that class, so their last day I will write an explanation.

7 hours ago, DoomStick said:

the "N D" XD

[Ishar]

ykyasf when you are playing a video game (If anyone is familiar with Town of Salem), and you put in a note "*Everstorm approaches*" and one of the other players immediately asks "When do the parshendi show up?"

Edited March 8, 2020 by Ishar

[Kaladin-Stormblessed]

You know you are a Sanderfan when you got a fanart collection of Stormlight archive that rotates as your desktop background

Eg: 1

 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

When you refer to Arcanum to check something in Warbreaker.

When you wake up at two in the morning, read Warbreaker for two hours (I had to finish the book), then go back to sleep.

[Karger he/him]

When you are annoyed with Brandon's slowness at writing.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

So basically my English teacher makes us do this thing called No Red Ink which is just this site where you can practice grammar. The twist is that you can create names for the subjects for all the sentences, and so as a Sanderfan, I naturally put in several cosmere characters' name. Here are some of the results: 

Edit: "How many gummy worms do you think I can fit in my mouth at once?" mused Dalinar.

"Doesn't matter," Lift said, "you just need awesomeness, and these are reeaaaaally awesome! Like deevy awesome!"

Edited March 11, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

Is my computer failing again or have you guys disappeared for 9 days. Did a chasmfiend eat you?

[AonEne he/him]

I certainly didn’t disappear! Just haven’t had anything to say  

Here, today I saw the name Deveraux and thought instantly of @Stormblessed Dolphin. 

[Showman he/him]

I thought about saying something about how Covid-19 had killed be thread, but then I thought that with people stuck at home, they would be on the shard more. Then I realized, this thread is somewhat old and might be in the high risk category. 

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

Nooooooooooo! 

Edited March 20, 2020 by Shallan&Pattern

[AonEne he/him]

It’s five years old. What’s the ratio of thread age to human age? What makes a thread elderly? At what age do they reach maturity? 

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

It’s five years old. What’s the ratio of thread age to human age? What makes a thread elderly? At what age do they reach maturity? 

Er... I don't know... I have only been on this site for a little while and it is kinda my first site with any kind of thread. 

[Destruction he/him]

5 whole years old. I think that this thread is absolutely elderly. Is there a thread hospital or will this thread be one of the lucky few who are immune. Also assuming that Threads can gain magic power and assuming that Covid-19 is that one Sanderson magic system where when you catch the illness you get magic powers what magic power would this thread get.

I have some ideas

The power of staying alive.

The power of causing laughs.

The power of being a Sanderfan.

The power of knowing what will happen in future Sanderson books.

The power of reviving fans like me who haven't posted in months from the dead.