You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[WhiteEmporer]

When you see a Hyundai  Elantra and want to call it the Hyundai Elantris.

By the way, even if your spouse is a sanderfan, making the same joke every time you see a Hyundai Elantra will annoy them. Just FYI. 

[Philomath she/her]

When your son finds your copy of Oathbringer and asks you to read some to him and then he discovers the map and KR symbols on the inside cover and thinks they are the coolest thing ever and begs you to tell him about it. He is 5... And he loved all the KR orders and can’t decide which one he likes most. But he said if he was a Dustbringer he would use it to start a campfire so we could roast lots of hot dogs and marshmallows. 

And then you are just so happy that your kid seems like he will grow up to be a Sanderfan just like you. 

[not an Evil Librarian]

8 minutes ago, Philomath said:

When your son finds your copy of Oathbringer and asks you to read some to him and then he discovers the map and KR symbols on the inside cover and thinks they are the coolest thing ever and begs you to tell him about it. He is 5... And he loved all the KR orders and can’t decide which one he likes most. But he said if he was a Dustbringer he would use it to start a campfire so we could roast lots of hot dogs and marshmallows. 

And then you are just so happy that your kid seems like he will grow up to be a Sanderfan just like you. 

That is absolutely adorable. 

You know you're a Sanderfan when you have to write a review for an autobiography for English class, and you submit a review of Alcatraz vs The Evil Librarians.

[Chinkoln he/him]

You know you're a sanderfan when you suddenly start quoting his books and saying that you are above making sense and you are too mysterious to understand. (The Hero of Ages, Mistborn)

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

51 minutes ago, Chinkoln said:

You know you're a sanderfan when you suddenly start quoting his books and saying that you are above making sense and you are too mysterious to understand. (The Hero of Ages, Mistborn)

We Mistborn need not make sense...

[beantheboy12 he/him]

When you start saying "Storm it," when you miss a shot in tennis.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Heck, I've just started using cosmerian swears where ever I go. On Roshar I'd be a bit profane, but here I just get weird stares! 

Edited March 1, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[hypatia she/her]

You know Sandersonitis is spreating in your family, when you get the Master Thesis from your daughter and the acknowledgements are underlined with the words:

"Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination"

Edited March 1, 2019 by hypatia

[Chinkoln he/him]

You know you're a sanderfan when suddenly you stub your toe and swear in the Lord Rulers name

[not an Evil Librarian]

4 minutes ago, Chinkoln said:

You know you're a sanderfan when suddenly you stub your toe and swear in the Lord Rulers name

Please don't use his name in vain.

[Chinkoln he/him]

I don't actually swear in real life, I just came up with something to say.

 

When you are being creative and stitch some designs in a shirt, and realize that they are allomantic symbols.

 

You are in science and the teacher asks, "What is the name of our universe?" and you instinctively shout out "Cosmere!". In exasperation, she asks "What is the name of our planet?" and she gets varying responses. The responses are as follows-Scadrial, Sel, Roshar, Nalthis, Taldian, and Threnody. You sit back in satisfaction, your work here is done, and the Almighty's will has been taught. (The Almighty is also called Brandon Sanderson)

[Kidpen he/him]

57 minutes ago, Chinkoln said:

You are in science and the teacher asks, "What is the name of our universe?" and you instinctively shout out "Cosmere!". In exasperation, she asks "What is the name of our planet?" and she gets varying responses. The responses are as follows-Scadrial, Sel, Roshar, Nalthis, Taldian, and Threnody. You sit back in satisfaction, your work here is done, and the Almighty's will has been taught. (The Almighty is also called Brandon Sanderson)

 

1 hour ago, Chinkoln said:

When you are being creative and stitch some designs in a shirt, and realize that they are allomantic symbols.

Hey Chinkoln, quick heads up, try not to post multiple times in a row. The moderators get grumpy when you do that. Instead, just edit your previous post if you have something to say.

[+Doomstick he/him]

When you converted so many people you have to think back 

okay:

people I got to read Sanderson count:

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Promised count:

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Total

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[Ethan_sedai he/him]

On 2/28/2019 at 3:57 PM, Tesh said:

When whenever your friend (fellow Sanderfan) texts you something stupid, you send her that one picture of Szeth with his face in his hand.

I send them this instead:

credit goes to @Titan Arum

 

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, Ethan_Sedai said:

I send them this instead:

credit goes to @Titan Arum

 

These airsick people, there are too many of them out there. 

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

When you realize that Hoid is the Doctor. He travels everywhere, doesnt exactly know why he is some places until things happen. He is OOOOOOLD but still young at heart. And he is very clever!!!

[Reckless Reader]

I would be VERY concerned if the Doctor was half as... manipulative as Hoid

I mean, you're right, but they have very different vibes.

EDIT: Also! That reminded me of this... (Not sure where it's from, I found it on a Google search)

 

Edited March 5, 2019 by Reckless Reader

[not an Evil Librarian]

Hoid is not The Doctor. The Doctor is Hoid.

[Arcoss]

I live in Israel so a lot of the media I consume is in hebrew and there was that  one commercial I was half listening to when it said something about "another day", now in hebrew that is pronounced Od Yom( עוד יום ) and I was like- Odium?

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you hear about a huge storm coming in and I was like "Highstorm", and then I asked what direction it was blowing in from (hoping it would be east). Nope. Turns out it's coming in from the west. My reaction as follows. "The wrong way... It's blowing the wrong way. They called it the Last Desolation, but they lied. The Everstorm comes!"

Everybody else in the room:

[The Technovore he/him]

Hah! How I would’ve loved to have been in that room! Have an upvote (*or three ) friend! 

YKYASF when you realize that your crush’s crush (who is also your best friend (who is crushing on a completely different girl (yes it’s complicated (It’s also hilarious)))) is a lighteyes, and since you’re a darkeyes you really have your work cut out for ya.

 

*I am not insinuating that I am multi-accounting at all I’m just hinting that maybe this post** deserves a minimum of three upvotes please do not disembowl me.

**and by this post I mean the post above me.

Edited March 6, 2019 by The Technovore

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

On 3/5/2019 at 8:34 AM, Reckless Reader said:

I would be VERY concerned if the Doctor was half as... manipulative as Hoid

I mean, you're right, but they have very different vibes.

EDIT: Also! That reminded me of this... (Not sure where it's from, I found it on a Google search)

 

That is really great. I totally agree!

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

When you freak out and start fangirling when you realize that your 5th grade teacher was named Mrs. Edgli. (seriously)

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

YKYSW you try to do your 3rd quarter book report on Skyward then forget the book at home so instead do it on WoK because you have it with you.

[Lunamor she/her]

YKYASF when you realize that the map hanging on your wall has a border filled with quotes that all just basically say “Journey before destination” and have an internal freak out.