You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

22 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

YAY! Good job! The ending is pretty storming epic, huh?

I sat there for a few minutes and was just like "Huh, well that's done. Now, what do I read? I need more Sanderson to read I must read more "

I ended up rereading Rithmatist for the I don't know how manyth times and now I'm rereading Skyward.

[Reckless Reader]

On 2/12/2019 at 8:50 AM, Shard of Thought said:

The brass section at our school... Oh, Shards. There's this one kid named Anthony and he's kinda the class clown. Anyway, one day our teacher lost her voice so she typed all of our instruction on the board up front. Anothony said something, I don't remember what and she scrolled to the bottom of the doc and wrote, "Anthony. Don't be stupid." It was hilarious. Another time (yesterday, actually) she was having the tubas, baritone, and trombones do a chord. She told the tubas to be quieter, but they were too quiet so she told them to be louder than that. The next time they did the chord, one of the tubas blasted and it was hilarious. Mrs. Englehart was kinda ticked, but it was worth it. The guy who plays horn though, he's one of my best friends. He's reading AoL right now and a few days I told him about the cosmere. It blew his mind. 

On another note, I also had a dream once that Kaladin was an Inquisitor and I was very confused as to why no one drew him with his spikes. I woke up and was like, "Oh that's why."

I got our oboe to read all my Cosmere books (He reads SO fast it's almost scary )

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

I have a friend like that. One day she was halfway done with the first book of a series and the next day she was on the third one. 

[Reckless Reader]

I once timed one of my (other) friends when she was reading a four-book series -- she finished them all in just over an hour. Decent sized books, too.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

How do people even do that? Another of my friends finished WoK in less than a week. I wonder how closely they're even reading.

[Turtle373 he/him]

I'm like that, i read OB in 6 days

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

What the storms?! How?! Teach us your ways, turtle master!

[flying_shadow she/her]

When you have yet another Cosmere-themed dream. 

According to my subconscious, the worldhopping Kandra is in Bridge 4. 

[Lunamor she/her]

When when Oathbringer came out, you were so excited that you read the entire book in two days.

[whattheHoid she/her]

I think I read OB in less than a week. I lost a lot of sleep, but #WorthIt!

 

[Snipexe he/him]

I think read Oathbringer in 4-7 hours, I don’t know for sure

[whattheHoid she/her]

Ok, that's super fast @Snipexe!

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

I read fast, but with Oathbringer I had other things to do so I couldn't read a ton. WoK I finished in about 2 days though.

[Showman he/him]

I know a guy who got Oathbringer for Christmas and was finished by the end of the day!!! It took me about 3 weeks because I read Sanderson's books really slow so I can appreciate the writing more.

[Rhapsody she/her]

I believe it took me three days to get through Oathbringer. but I didn't do much else in those days =)

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

So apparently my birthstone and radiant order stone are the same...

Coincidence? I think not!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Mine is Sapphire and coincidentally, I looove Windrunners! Especially one in particular! Further proof the Cosmere exists!

[Reckless Reader]

Mine's sapphire too (Yay September buddies!) but I'm more of a Willshaper person (And kinda mad there isn't more about them).

[whattheHoid she/her]

Don't worry @Reckless Reader we're gonna see more Willshapers and Radiants and it's gonna be awesome, September buddy!

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

YKYASF when you're staring at the textured ceiling in your room, thinking you could almost see a pattern in it... and then suddenly, you want a room where the texturing on the ceiling is the shattered plains.

 

Edited February 17, 2019 by Ethan_Sedai

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

So, I'm in show choir and my choir teacher is a major Sanderfan like me. Anyway, we had a practice today and there's a part in the song we're singing where we sing "oh" and it's in three part. Mrs. Pruisner said, "I'm insecure about the three parts 'oh's'" but since I was near the back, I thought she said "the three part oaths" at first and I told her as much later. "Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination!" Also,YKYASW you picture yourself swearing an Ideal in the middle of the hallway at school and just exploding with stormlight as all the other people in the hall just freak out. It's magical. 

Edited February 17, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[NotarySojac]

-When you look at a friend's sticker on their water bottle that says "Do Epic [Stuff]", and you can't help but think: "Please don't. That usually involves murder."

-When you find yourself making bad metaphors even when you're not trying to make a reference. The other day, I compared a lab I was doing for one of my classes to the Great British Bake-Off. I managed to confuse everyone in the room while getting annoyed at myself that David was rubbing off on me. 

-When you look at a poster advertising a "Breath Exploration Workshop" and can't help but think of how cool an Awakening class would be.

[ebfritz]

When you think you see shardplate on a keyforge card.

[Turtle373 he/him]

when you realize that the Ghostbloods own Mitsubishi 

Edit: I tried to put a picture in here but it didn't work, just look up their logo

Edited February 18, 2019 by Turtle373

[+Doomstick he/him]

When playing risk legacy, one of your friends calls a minor city Reshi, and they haven’t read stormlight, so you laugh your face off