You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[NotarySojac]

-When you're in orchestra and the conductor says "terraced dynamics" and you hear "Terris dynamics".

[AonEne he/him]

When someone in a book says "Storms", and you accept it instinctively as a curse, then have to go back, confused, when that's not it.

When there's a place called the Rift and people called Ardents in the same book, and you're just sitting there, internally freaking out.

[Silva]

The person I'm now working on converting recently finished WoK. She sent me a text with a lot of capitalized letters asking if Kaladin and Adolin became best friends.

YKYASF when your response to something like that is simply RAFO.

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you see this book and think "really? A Mistborn knockoff? Come on, have some respect!"

[Lunamor she/her]

17 minutes ago, Wyndlerunner said:

You know you're a Sanderfan when you see this book and think "really? A Mistborn knockoff? Come on, have some respect!"

Yeah... even the quote at the top! “Action and adventure with a fearless heroine at the helm.” Sounds a bit too familiar...

[Reckless Reader]

That reminds me of the time I saw a book called Night Blood and had a tiny panic attack. Also, the time I saw a graphic novel called Skyward. (And the grading system my school district uses is called Skyward too... )

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

1 hour ago, Reckless Reader said:

That reminds me of the time I saw a book called Night Blood and had a tiny panic attack. Also, the time I saw a graphic novel called Skyward. (And the grading system my school district uses is called Skyward too... )

Yo! Same! (the grades thing)

[Stormgate he/him]

YKYASFW your alias wherever you go is based off an Epic you created from scratch. #Stormgate

[Xaladin he/him]

Wow. See if you can find it. Oh, minor WoT spoilers by the way. That word!!! 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

25 minutes ago, Xaladin said:

Wow. See if you can find it. Oh, minor WoT spoilers by the way. That word!!! 

I love Skyward curses because they are all the same.

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

YKYASW you’re listening to your sister’s choir sing “Hope Is a Thing With Feathers” and you have to forcibly keep yourself from laughing out loud as images of Kelsier sprouting feathers invades your mind.

[Karger he/him]

When you are in a worship service and they are talking about the Almighty and you think "Isn't he dead?"

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

When you’re typing on your iphone and it keeps suggesting Brandon Sanderson related names and words.

[NotarySojac]

1 hour ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said:

When you’re typing on your iphone and it keeps suggesting Brandon Sanderson related names and words.

I get that too on my phone, though my phone still autocorrects a lot of Brandon Sanderson related words even when I use them a lot. (No, I am not interested in the Recliners Trilogy)

[AonEne he/him]

On 3/14/2019 at 5:17 PM, Xaladin said:

Wow. See if you can find it. Oh, minor WoT spoilers by the way. That word!!! 

First thought: Loial is only a letter away from Roial?

When someone in a book goes "storms" and you actually think it's a curse until you realize they're talking about a different magic system entirely.

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

20 hours ago, AonEne said:

First thought: Loial is only a letter away from Roial?

When someone in a book goes "storms" and you actually think it's a curse until you realize they're talking about a different magic system entirely.

It also has Scudding in it.

[Showman he/him]

I was looking up Korea stuff for school and found this:

Airsick Lowlanders! 

[Reckless Reader]

YKYASF when you're watching Attack on Titan (it's absorbing my soul) and EVERY TIME someone says "ODM gear" -- EVERY RUSTING TIME -- you think they said Odium.

[Archaeomancer]

On ‎4‎/‎27‎/‎2015 at 11:39 PM, Shattered said:

When it's impossible to read other fantasy because they never provide enough justification or explanation of the magic system(s).

"Yes, I understand it's magic, but what are the rules??"

[Lunamor she/her]

When someone says “Justice is dead” and at first you think that they said “Honor is dead” wrong. 

[The Ryshadium]

When you're cold because your heater isn't doing its job and you immediately blame the storming heating fabrials and assume that the gemstones have cracked.

[Bookish Ocelot she/her]

When you slide around your house in socks pretending to be an edgedancer. 

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

When you get on a sugar high, and wonder what a young, immature, windrunner or skybreaker on a sugar high would look like. (Let's hope that if it were a skybreaker, we were no where near them.) I imagined them bouncing off the walls rapidly. 

[Reckless Reader]

...Do highspren have a sense of humor? That might go badly for the poor Skybreaker.

Edit: Also, what is a Silent Gatherer? Is it from WoT or something?

Edited March 22, 2019 by Reckless Reader

[Lunamor she/her]

1 hour ago, Reckless Reader said:

...Do highspren have a sense of humor? That might go badly for the poor Skybreaker.

Edit: Also, what is a Silent Gatherer? Is it from WoT or something?

A silent gatherer is one of Mr. T’s minions who bleed people to death.