You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Ashspren]

When you’re still trying to get the same person to read Mistborn...

 

Me: *reading through Tumblr posts*

Me: *notices friend watching me*

Me: *loud obnoxious laugh*

Me: *looks at friend*

Me: (passive-aggressively) Sorry, it’s just a Mistborn thing. You wouldn’t get it.

Me: *finds another Tumblr post*

Me: *repeats everything above*

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

When if you aren't on this sight for a day you start to feel physically ill.

[The Harlem Worldhoppers he/him]

When you misuse a quote from one of the books and wonder if Ruin has been tampering with your precious hardback editions.

[AonEne he/him]

When you wake up to find it raining, and your first thought is: "Wow, how did I sleep through a highstorm? It's too short to be the Weeping, so this must be the riddens."

[Archer he/him]

You know you're a sanderfan when you hear someone say Hey Siri! and think they're talking about the Warbreaker character. 

Edited July 22, 2018 by Archer
Italicized like a good boi. I should have put quotation marks, but I was feeling rebellious. *ninja emoji*

[Nohadon he/him]

You know you’re a sanderfan when you’re in a town without WiFi and have already spent over 2GB of data on the shardcast, 17th shard, arcanum and coppermind

[Kidpen he/him]

A whole town without wifi? That sounds like a desolate land.

[AonEne he/him]

27 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

A whole town without wifi? That sounds like a desolate land.

Where was this?

[Nohadon he/him]

I’m in a rural Australian town, NSW, with grandparents, some places have WiFi, but not many

[Philomath she/her]

When you are doing magnet science with your 5 year old and he discovers that it only works on metal... but not aluminum. And you just grin because Cosmere reference. And Brandon is awesome for using real life principles in his magic systems.

Also, during said magnet science, your grandpa teaches you about stainless steel and how you can tell if it is good quality by if it is magnetic or not. Poor quality = still magnetic. Good quality = not magnetic. And then you wonder if stainless steel will make an appearance in a later MB era.

[Ink he/him]

On 7/19/2018 at 8:35 AM, EdgeDancerSquirrelGirl said:

When your swears consist of "By the Lord Ruler", " Merciful Domi", and "Storm it!!"

You aren't a Sanderfan if you don't. 

When you start to try to connect everything you have ever read/watched/played into one giant universe, but the cosmere has to be a separate area. (all the alternate earths really get confusing)

[Edgedancer Jak]

On 7/20/2018 at 1:06 PM, Ashspren said:

Them: I’m bored.

Me: You know what you should do?

Them: (sigh) Read Mistborn?

Me: Read Mistborn.

Totally have this kind of relationship with some people.

 

When you catch yourself counting your heartbeats.

[ArtemisDarchan]

Something goes wrong and you scream, "storms!"

[Sunbird she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when someone abbreviates "Critical Role" as CR and you interpret it as "Cognitive Realm."

[+Sorana she/her]

When you went to your bookstore, saw someone holding one of Brandons books in her hand and in the end "sold" her mb1 and sa1.

[Reckless Reader]

When you, being bored, read the label of your vitamins and discover that you have been taking small amounts of iron, zinc, copper, and chromium. Allomancy, here I come!

Edit: when you recognize all sixteen of the Allomantic and Feruchemic metals on sight and immediately think of their properties.

Edited July 27, 2018 by Reckless Reader

[Undead Wookiee]

When I start owning 3-4 copies of every book. I mean my wife goes why do you need the audio book, paperback, Signed/Personalized Hardcover, and Leather Bound versions of everything?

I mean at least I have some restraint, I haven't started getting the kindle versions yet.

Edited July 28, 2018 by Undead Wookiee

[Rhapsody she/her]

when you bake for your best friend and decorate it with allomantic symbols and she immediatly gets the reference .

When the same persons runs late and her explanation is that Hoid held her up and that is totally exceptable as an excuse. 

Edited July 28, 2018 by Rhapsody

[Steeldancer he/him]

When this is your idea of a perfect photo-op: 

(I'm the one on the right)

Edited July 28, 2018 by Steeldancer

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when your most used line in small talk is "you should read *insert Cosmere book here*"

[CrazyRioter she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you see the name "Seth" in a newspaper headline and momentarily misread it as "Szeth".

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

28 minutes ago, CrazyRioter said:

You know you're a Sanderfan when you see the name "Seth" in a newspaper headline and momentarily misread it as "Szeth".

Who wouldn't?

[goody153]

I'm glad i didn't get the bridge four salute in my head wrong lol

[Rebecca she/her]

When you have a conversation with your mom, and she’s talking about real stuff, but everything you say has a book reference. We were talking about how three is a magic number (Ready Player One), and then I told her that 9 is an unlucky/bad number and we debated about that fact for awhile.

[+Sorana she/her]

I just have to quote my husband. We were drinking coffee with my mum and me and my brother were talking about the SA. After a while he rolled his eyes and said:

"I hope that one day she will love me as much as him."

(him being Sanderson, and he was joking, but still my first thought was to post it
and he knows, of course and is fine with that)

Edited July 30, 2018 by Sorana