Wyndlerunner he/him Posted July 17, 2018 Posted July 17, 2018 4 hours ago, Tesh said: When you have had two dreams about Brandon coming to your school. When your dream is to go to the fourth MB release. Same! TLM is going to be legit! 1
Tesh Any pronouns Posted July 17, 2018 Posted July 17, 2018 14 minutes ago, Wyndlerunner said: Same! TLM is going to be legit! WARNING! IMPROPER USE OF LEGIT! Legit= legitimate TLM is going to be legitimate? Yes, it will be. It's also going to be awesome. 2
+Ark1002 Posted July 18, 2018 Posted July 18, 2018 You know you are a sanderfan when: You spend all of your spendable money buying Brandon Sanderson books (including some you have already read) to grow your collection You have convinced your mom to preorder wax and wayne 4 the moment it becomes available to preorder You check for Brandon Sanderson book signings as often as possible, to find out if one is near you You read half of Oathbringer in a day You sit in your house, reading and randomly smiling or laughing, confusing your family members (reading Oathbringer, haven't had a chance until know) Your entire extended family knows you as "the guy who reads fantasy during family gatherings", and you get mad that they are genrallizing fantasy, and include steelheart in that category of fantasy when it is more accurately science fiction Anyone who seems like they have the brain type that can comprehend some of your rants, you spend hours lecturing them on different facets of the cosmere and the reckoners multiverse, with no regard for if they care or want to listen in the slightest Your dreams consist entirely of mistborn, the stormlight archive, the rithmatist, the reckoners, going to Brandon Sanderson signings, and Brandon Sanderson coming to my school You are trying to figure out the scientific solution to how to create new hemalurgic animals so you could make a short story about a hemalurgic scientist When you can without to much thinking come up with another set of answers for this thread 3
Wyndlerunner he/him Posted July 18, 2018 Posted July 18, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Tesh said: WARNING! IMPROPER USE OF LEGIT! Legit= legitimate TLM is going to be legitimate? Yes, it will be. It's also going to be awesome. Yes, but the current societal denotation of 'legit' is equivalent to the dictionary definition of awesome. Vindication. You know you're a Sanderfan when you think of the gun when you use the word Vindication Edited July 18, 2018 by Wyndlerunner 2
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted July 18, 2018 Posted July 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Wyndlerunner said: You know you're a Sanderfan when you think of the gun when you use the word Vindication Doesn't everyone who's read Wax and Wayne?
+Ark1002 Posted July 18, 2018 Posted July 18, 2018 When you read that they haven't figured out a bullet for bloodmakers, and spend hours thinking up one. Spoiler Idea: Bullet expands hooks into flesh, getting stuck in there. It would either drain the bloodmakers reserves, or totally drain there reserves and injure or kill them. Would not work with a double gold, but those are incredibly rare. 2
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted July 18, 2018 Posted July 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Ark1002 said: When you read that they haven't figured out a bullet for bloodmakers, and spend hours thinking up one. Hide contents Idea: Bullet expands hooks into flesh, getting stuck in there. It would either drain the bloodmakers reserves, or totally drain there reserves and injure or kill them. Would not work with a double gold, but those are incredibly rare. Metal casing with glass shards contained in a thin metal casing. Designed to spread glass shrapnel throughout flesh upon impact. The chances of them having enough reserves to survive that are very low. Also, why don't they just cut of their head with a Katana? That would be very very fast. 1
+Ark1002 Posted July 18, 2018 Posted July 18, 2018 That creates a whole new set of problems. If they have enough healing and it stored in both the body and the head, could they regrow as two different people? Would the body become full? The head? 2
Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him Posted July 18, 2018 Posted July 18, 2018 22 hours ago, Sorana said: When your desktop background at work shows the symbol of Scadrial and you love to answer the question "what does that mean?". It would be better if they knew without having to be told, though.
Tesh Any pronouns Posted July 18, 2018 Posted July 18, 2018 (edited) 50 minutes ago, Ark1002 said: That creates a whole new set of problems. If they have enough healing and it stored in both the body and the head, could they regrow as two different people? Would the body become full? The head? Probably which ever had the reserves. If both do, than probably the one with the most. Edited July 18, 2018 by Tesh 1
Apollyon he/him Posted July 18, 2018 Posted July 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, Tesh said: Probably which ever had the reserves. If both do, than probably the one with the most. Wayne once said that a Bloodmaker could survive pretty much anything if they knew it was coming. For example, a fall that Wayne could never survive unassisted could be survived if he started tapping before hand. 1
+Sorana she/her Posted July 18, 2018 Posted July 18, 2018 55 minutes ago, Nerd3.14159265358979 said: It would be better if they knew without having to be told, though. They do by now. I made sure of that When you reread the mistborn books to figure out what exactly they are eating, because you want to cook something fitting for the next pen and paper evening. 3
Proud Darkeyes she/her Posted July 18, 2018 Posted July 18, 2018 When you're sister is reading a book called The Blackthorn and you get mad at her for choosing to read that over the Stormlight Archive (she's refusing to read anything written by Brandon) 2
+Ark1002 Posted July 18, 2018 Posted July 18, 2018 (edited) When you read Brandon Sanderson's books multiple times, trying to figure out species that are in the books and in the, ugh, weird other place. When you have spent 10 hours reading oathbringer, went to sleep, woke up 6 hours later, and reached for oathbringer again. Edited July 18, 2018 by Ark1002 1
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted July 18, 2018 Posted July 18, 2018 When you hear an odd thumping from your window and open it and say "Storming Spren." It was very creepy. 3
Silva Posted July 18, 2018 Posted July 18, 2018 When you see a family member finally reading a Sanderson book and ask them where they’re at every ten minutes. 9
+Ark1002 Posted July 18, 2018 Posted July 18, 2018 (edited) 31 minutes ago, Silva said: When you see a family member finally reading a Sanderson book and ask them where they’re at every ten minutes. Hey, that happens with me all the time! You know you are a sanderfan when this thread summarizes your existence. Edited July 18, 2018 by Ark1002 3
Sunbird she/her Posted July 18, 2018 Posted July 18, 2018 You know you're a Sanderfan when 5 out of the 8 stickers on your laptop are Cosmere-related: Wax, Wayne, Marasi, Syl, and Pattern. 3
Ashspren Posted July 19, 2018 Posted July 19, 2018 (edited) 18 hours ago, Proud Darkeyes said: When you're sister is reading a book called The Blackthorn and you get mad at her for choosing to read that over the Stormlight Archive (she's refusing to read anything written by Brandon) Literally what's happening to me. She started the Way of Kings, and now is refusing to read even non-Cosmere stuff. 3 hours ago, Silva said: When you see a family member finally reading a Sanderson book and ask them where they’re at every ten minutes. You know, that's probably why my sister stopped... Also, sorry to bring this up again, but we need more people for the Cosmere Characters Roast Battles Tournament! If you think you have some good roasts in mind, please please please check it out! You know you're a Sanderfan when you are currently on the phone, talking to a friend about the Cosmere, and at the same time texting a different friend about Cosmere stuff, and emailing someone to start the Cosmere. (No joke. This is actually happening, like right now.) Edited July 19, 2018 by Ashspren 2
Silva Posted July 19, 2018 Posted July 19, 2018 12 minutes ago, Ashspren said: You know, that's probably why my sister stopped... My sister does it so much to me, it’s payback.
LevenThumps Posted July 19, 2018 Posted July 19, 2018 You know you're a Sanderfan when you try to start reading Malazan Book of the Fallen because people say you need to try another author, and the words "Trell" and "Ascended" make you think it's part of the Cosmere. 1
+Ark1002 Posted July 19, 2018 Posted July 19, 2018 When you can spend hours thinking about different ways the SA could be in minecraft, and you don't even really like minecraft.... 1
Ashspren Posted July 19, 2018 Posted July 19, 2018 You know you’re a Sanderfan when you’re watching La La Land, and see the jazz restaurant Seb’s, and immediately think about Siri’s nickname for Susebron. 1
Wyndlerunner he/him Posted July 19, 2018 Posted July 19, 2018 20 hours ago, Sorana said: They do by now. I made sure of that When you reread the mistborn books to figure out what exactly they are eating, because you want to cook something fitting for the next pen and paper evening. If you do find something suitable, let me know. I'm a major league foodie, and food from fantasy books is always cool to try out 1
goody153 Posted July 19, 2018 Posted July 19, 2018 1 hour ago, LevenThumps said: You know you're a Sanderfan when you try to start reading Malazan Book of the Fallen because people say you need to try another author, and the words "Trell" and "Ascended" make you think it's part of the Cosmere. I didn't even notice this one when i was reading Malazan. Now i'm gonna notice it in my rereads damnation it
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