You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[AonEne he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you stalk the thread you just made.

Well, actually, everyone does that. But Sanderfans do it AWESOMELY.

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I am not Lift, though I wish I was.

 

 

 

[Silva]

You really know you’re a Sanderfan when you read 500 pages, feel accomplished, then realize you’ve got 500 pages left and are happy about it.

[Proud Darkeyes she/her]

When you hear someone mentioning something about "Siri" and get really excited until you realize they meant the other Siri

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

You know your a Sanderfan when Brandon Sanderson does a signing in Florida and you live in Alaska so you buy tickets in first glass bring all your Sanderson books and fly cross country to meet him.

[AonEne he/him]

When you go to murmur the name of a character sadly, but instead of "Yang", the word that comes out of your mouth is "Ene".

...Just remember, there's no such thing as 'too much time on the Shard'.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

...Just remember, there's no such thing as 'too much time on the Shard'.

There is if it cuts into your BS reading time.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

7 hours ago, StrikerEZ said:

I'd honestly recommend reading the rest of the Cosmere books before going past WoK. You definitely need to read Warbreaker, at least, before continuing past WoK.

I didn't read Warbreaker until after WoR. The connection between the two isn't actually important until the end of it (and you're just fine without it) and OB, really. But I still freaked out when I (WB and WoR/OB spoilers) 

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Found out Zahel was Vasher, and Azure Vivenna. I was very proud to find that out on my own, at the time. 

Then i found the theories board...

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10 minutes ago, AonEne said:

When you go to murmur the name of a character sadly, but instead of "Yang", the word that comes out of your mouth is "Ene".

...Just remember, there's no such thing as 'too much time on the Shard'.

I. Can't. Wait. For. Storming. Fall. I need season six!!! Urgh! Ene, you have cursed me!

[BringerofShadows she/her]

When there’s a thunderstorm approaching and you run around the house screaming, “Highstorm! Highstorm! We need to get to a bunker, ASAP!!”

[+Sorana she/her]

When your thinking about buying another Elantris/ Mistborn Era 1 as your original books are really worn down from reading and rereading and you don't want to loose them completely...

[Rhapsody she/her]

when everytime somebody asks you to recommend a book your first, second and third reply are Sanderson books and you're offended if the other person is not interested in them.

[Leyrann]

When you get super happy upon realizing one of your favorite songs is associated with your first Stormlight Archive read in your mind because you got to know the song around that time.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

23 hours ago, Quickbronze said:

I didn't read Warbreaker, and actually still haven't 

but I did look up the plot on the coppermind...

This is why down votes were removed. So you don't lose all of your rep.

[Ink he/him]

4 hours ago, BringerofShadows said:

When there’s a thunderstorm approaching and you run around the house screaming, “Highstorm! Highstorm! We need to get to a bunker, ASAP!!”

There was a bad thunderstorm near me the other day. I said "Stormfather must be angry" and my mom and me shared a knowing look. Then I put some marbles in a basket outside. They didnt start glowing, but they were really wet.

when you realize someone made spren emojis and you start using them in text messages.

[Silva]

When you realize how bad your library system is.

”They won’t have it today? 3 whole days? I can’t wait that long!!!”

[Quickbronze he/him]

57 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said:

This is why down votes were removed. So you don't lose all of your rep.

Probably true tbh 

[Proud Darkeyes she/her]

When you sing songs with the word 'door' in them, and always think of it as 'Dor' instead

[Ink he/him]

54 minutes ago, Silva said:

When you realize how bad your library system is.

”They won’t have it today? 3 whole days? I can’t wait that long!!!”

I hate that. When they have to ship it from another branch. Or, worse yet, when there are over 400 holds. (I did this for enders game around... 5-6 ish years ago? It came in a few months ago. I had bought it and read it long before)

Still, even 1 hold is frustrating. Especially with SA.

[Silva]

16 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

I hate that. When they have to ship it from another branch. Or, worse yet, when there are over 400 holds. (I did this for enders game around... 5-6 ish years ago? It came in a few months ago. I had bought it and read it long before)

Still, even 1 hold is frustrating. Especially with SA.

I’m kind of worried because once they forgot about a hold of mine.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Inklingspren said:

i hate that. When they have to ship it from another branch. Or, worse yet, when there are over 400 holds. (I did this for enders game around... 5-6 ish years ago? It came in a few months ago. I had bought it and read it long before)

Me with AU. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

3 hours ago, Inklingspren said:

I hate that. When they have to ship it from another branch. Or, worse yet, when there are over 400 holds. (I did this for enders game around... 5-6 ish years ago? It came in a few months ago. I had bought it and read it long before)

Still, even 1 hold is frustrating. Especially with SA.

When I first started reading Cosmere books, I got Mistborn Era 1&2, except for The Final Empire. I had to send all the other books back, because my renews expired. A week later, I finally got the book. 

 

4 hours ago, Inklingspren said:

There was a bad thunderstorm near me the other day. I said "Stormfather must be angry" and my mom and me shared a knowing look. Then I put some marbles in a basket outside. They didnt start glowing, but they were really wet.

when you realize someone made spren emojis and you start using them in text messages.

Lol. 

 

IRL: My sister was whispering to her friend, and the thought came to me, “I should burn some tin to make sure they’re not gossiping about me.” In that moment, I realized I was a Sanderfan. 

[StrikerEZ he/him]

Hey, @BringerofShadows I see you're new! Welcome to the Shard! For future reference, multi-posting (posting twice or more without someone posting in between your posts) is against the forum rules. If you want to add more, but no one has posted yet after you, you can edit your post and add more.

Anyway, you know you're a Sanderfan when you meant to take a nap after reading one more topic on the Shard but it's been 2 hours and you still haven't taken that nap.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

1 minute ago, StrikerEZ said:

Hey, @BringerofShadows I see you're new! Welcome to the Shard! For future reference, multi-posting (posting twice or more without someone posting in between your posts) is against the forum rules. If you want to add more, but no one has posted yet after you, you can edit your post and add more.

Anyway, you know you're a Sanderfan when you meant to take a nap after reading one more topic on the Shard but it's been 2 hours and you still haven't taken that nap.

Okay. 

[Rhapsody she/her]

@StrikerEZ on that note: you know you're a Sanderfan, when you just wanted to finish this paragraph, then you're going to make breakfast....."what do you mean you're going to bed? It can't be that late...oh"

[Proud Darkeyes she/her]

When someone sends you a text with the word Um in it, but because of a typo it says Ym and you let out an unintentional squeal.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

When you want your phone from across the room so instead of getting up and getting it you stare at it for thirty minutes before deciding that you must not have enough iron in your diet.