You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[BitBitio he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you dedicate your life to theorizing.

[Reckless Reader]

I'm on a road trip and there's something about every ten minutes that reminds me of Sanderson.

Fleet street (cute street name under any circumstances)

Bridgeman Lane - I am not kidding; it was hilarious

A chicken coop

A stick

Honestly it's amazing how many things you can connect to Sanderson if you try hard enough

[Silva]

You can tell your a Sanderson fan when you’re subconsciously trying to Push off a coin on the sidewalk. 

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

2 hours ago, Reckless Reader said:

I'm on a road trip and there's something about every ten minutes that reminds me of Sanderson.

Fleet street (cute street name under any circumstances)

Bridgeman Lane - I am not kidding; it was hilarious

A chicken coop

A stick

Honestly it's amazing how many things you can connect to Sanderson if you try hard enough

Or not trying very hard...it kinda just happens for me.

[BitBitio he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when your flashlight runs out of battery suddenly and you wonder who around you is a Radiant.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

When you're talking with a girl on Google Hangouts, and your little brother asks if you have her phone number, and when you reply in the affirmative he proceeds to ask if you've given her a handkerchief.

[BitBitio he/him]

You know that you're a Sanderfan when you go to a school dance and start reading a book at a table.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

5 minutes ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said:

You know that you're a Sanderfan when you go to a school dance and start reading a book at a table.

I did that at a dance once! It was a Halloween dance, so I dressed up in a colorful suit and left it unbuttoned, with a loose tie and the top button of my shirt undone, and with ruffled hair.  I then proceeded to put a paperback copy of The Way of Kings in my pocket, go to the dance, and sit down next to the door and read. In fact, the only reason that I went to that dance was for that specific costume.

[BitBitio he/him]

You know you're a Mormon Sanderfan when you wonder if Kaladin ever said: And I, Kaladin, being young, nevertheless was large in stature.

[Reckless Reader]

24 minutes ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said:

You know that you're a Sanderfan when you go to a school dance and start reading a book at a table.

I do this anyway. Regardless of costume.

Also, I found a Hammond pretzel company.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

5 minutes ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said:

You know you're a Mormon Sanderfan when you wonder if Kaladin ever said: And I, Kaladin, being young, nevertheless was large in stature.

Ha! Yes. The dance I was speaking of was actually a regional dance.

4 minutes ago, Reckless Reader said:

I do this anyway. Regardless of costume.

I have as well, but the costume made me happy.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

On 6/20/2018 at 4:54 PM, Ishar said:

I got a friend to make these

Yo, I just saw this. I have been working on a thing like it. It is a little spoilery, so I'll link it.

 

[BitBitio he/him]

When you step outside and the grass doesn't retract and you're like "The Shin are strange."

 

 

Edited July 6, 2018 by BitBitio the Mudkip

[Ishar]

1 hour ago, ElephantEarwax said:

Yo, I just saw this. I have been working on a thing like it. It is a little spoilery, so I'll link it.

 

Yeah, that’s pretty cool. I am trying to get my friend to make more but he is out of town.

[AonEne he/him]

When someone says "for Pete's sake" and you somehow hear how the word is spelled. And it's Peet for you.

When you see the book title "Guide to Money and Investing" and, well, my thoughts should be obvious to any Sanderfan.

[Leyrann]

12 hours ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said:

When you step outside and the grass doesn't retract and you're like "The Shin are strange."

The grass is actually retracting here, though at a slow speed...

Might have to do more with the drought than anything else though.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

When you're sitting at your desk, eating pop tarts, desperately wishing for something relevant to post here, anything to display your extreme sanderfan-iness. Your extreme Devotion to the fandom! Your Ambition to read everything Brandon has ever written! Your sense of Honor, that could never let you skip to the end of a book, or start on the second book of a series! That same Honor that forbids you from skipping a prologue! Your distress when someone Ruins an ending by a spoiler! Oh, but spoilers, the embodiment of Odium! How you long to live in Autonomy! Separated from all sources of spoilers. Living in Harmony within the Dominion of the Cosmere.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

You're likely a Sanderfan when you go to a school full of geeks and you're one of the geekiest among them.

[Apollyon he/him]

1 hour ago, Nerd3.14159265358979 said:

You're likely a Sanderfan when you go to a school full of geeks and you're one of the geekiest among them.

Saaaaaaaaaame. It’s fine for me though, since all my friends are at least an 8 on a 1-10 scale. Nothing compared to my 14/10...

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

When you find a solid gold shrine to Brandon Sanderson that costs more than your house, and you buy it.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

3 hours ago, Apollyon said:

Saaaaaaaaaame. It’s fine for me though, since all my friends are at least an 8 on a 1-10 scale. Nothing compared to my 14/10...

Theirs a scale? why can't it measure me... Also, you know your a Sanderfan when you give someone 20 cookies to get them to read the first chapter in mistborn. I'm totally not speaking from experience.

 

ps. It worked.

Edited July 7, 2018 by DarthWoodrack

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

3 hours ago, Apollyon said:

Saaaaaaaaaame. It’s fine for me though, since all my friends are at least an 8 on a 1-10 scale. Nothing compared to my 14/10...

Most of my friends are either Sanderfans or are being pushed to it by me and/or my other friends, so we're good there, and any non Sanderfan friends are huge geeks, so I'm pretty solid there as well.

[Apollyon he/him]

1 minute ago, Nerd3.14159265358979 said:

Most of my friends are either Sanderfans or are being pushed to it by me and/or my other friends, so we're good there, and any non Sanderfan friends are huge geeks, so I'm pretty solid there as well.

Unfortunately, my friends aren’t Sanderfans. My biggest success among them is reading MB Era 1 and Elantris. She did promise to read SA over the summer... so we’ll see where that goes.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

If it doesn't go anywhere you need new friends. Or just live on here like I do. Expect sleep, video games, reading, and the occasional YouTube video.

Edited July 7, 2018 by DarthWoodrack

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

10 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

Unfortunately, my friends aren’t Sanderfans. My biggest success among them is reading MB Era 1 and Elantris. She did promise to read SA over the summer... so we’ll see where that goes.

Urgh. I'm sorry.