AonEne he/him Posted June 29, 2018 Posted June 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Zath said: You know you're a Sanderfan when you really want to get a job at your local library just so you can pull something like this...Sidles up to a random library patron, looks around suspiciously, then slips patron a copy of "Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians", whispers, "Shhh! I'm an agent from the Free Kingdoms, sent here to the Hushlands on an infiltrate-and-inform mission. Read this. It will open your eyes to the Librarian conspiracy. ...And also the Great Kitten Conspiracy. If anyone asks, you didn't get the book from me." winks, then says in a louder voice, "Checking out a fantasy book? Well, you can't believe anything you read in there, can you?" winks again "None of it's true, absolutely none of it. There's no knowledge in there that could undermine a non-existent cult of evil Librarians -- which, as I mentioned, doesn't even exist." winks a third time "Enjoy your fantasy book, random library patron!" caaaaasually walks away So do I and I've always planned to be a librarian anyways... Guys, I even volunteer. I'm doing this one day. That is, if Zath doesn't mind that I'm stealing his plot. 3
Apollyon he/him Posted June 29, 2018 Posted June 29, 2018 3 hours ago, Zath said: You know you're a Sanderfan when you really want to get a job at your local library just so you can pull something like this...Sidles up to a random library patron, looks around suspiciously, then slips patron a copy of "Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians", whispers, "Shhh! I'm an agent from the Free Kingdoms, sent here to the Hushlands on an infiltrate-and-inform mission. Read this. It will open your eyes to the Librarian conspiracy. ...And also the Great Kitten Conspiracy. If anyone asks, you didn't get the book from me." winks, then says in a louder voice, "Checking out a fantasy book? Well, you can't believe anything you read in there, can you?" winks again "None of it's true, absolutely none of it. There's no knowledge in there that could undermine a non-existent cult of evil Librarians -- which, as I mentioned, doesn't even exist." winks a third time "Enjoy your fantasy book, random library patron!" caaaaasually walks away *stage whisper* @Zath, what’re you doing! We can’t give the Hushlanders this informa- (looks over shoulder) this information! Now please go tear apart your soul for some more Alivened, those romance novels have to be good for something! 1
Reckless Reader Posted June 29, 2018 Posted June 29, 2018 When you spend your five-hour drive theorizing about what would happen if highstorms showed up on Earth. Not any type of spren or Shards or anything, just the storms. I mean, pretty much everything would be wiped out within the first few occurrences. Plants would be blown away, all the soil on this storming planet would end up in the ocean, human life would pretty much be over unless we moved underground or something. All the farming would have to be indoors since polyps don't exist here and it would take a few million years for them to evolve on their own. Also, completely unrelated but it's midnight, you know you're in geometry when you her "pecan" pronounced with a southern accent and think "Ha! Secant." Back on topic, when you immediately think of Rock when anyone starts a sentence with "Ha!" 7
Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him Posted June 29, 2018 Posted June 29, 2018 When you break a spoon at your cousin's wedding reception and proceed to break it into 16 pieces, calling them "the 16 Shards of Spoondonalsium" 10
+robardin he/him Posted June 29, 2018 Posted June 29, 2018 40 minutes ago, Nerd3.14159265358979 said: When you break a spoon at your cousin's wedding reception and proceed to break it into 16 pieces, calling them "the 16 Shards of Spoondonalsium" Wouldn't they be 16 Sporks?
Ashspren Posted June 29, 2018 Posted June 29, 2018 You know you’re a Sanderfan when this happens... Friend: I like these coins Me: You’ll like them even more after you read Mistborn Friend: (sarcastically) Why, because you eat them? Me: No... Friend: Then what? Me: ...well, I guess you could— that is, if the metals are pure. Otherwise, you get sick. Friend: (looks at the coins) These are pure... (pretends to eat a coin) Me: (laughs) They’re so stormin’ pure, they practically belch rainbows! Friend: What? Me: Book reference... (proceeds to laugh uncontrollably) 12
+Ark1002 Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 Yeah. My little brother is cremling. He gets confused when I say "rust and ruin", "Stormfather!", or call him a storming fool. Airsick lowlander. 3
+Ark1002 Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 On 6/27/2018 at 2:52 PM, AonEne said: Well, yeah, of course it's all normal. This page is mostly just to show off how storming normal we all are. The most normal people in existence. That's us. But by the way, the first person that you quoted hasn't been around for over two years. And you really shouldn't triple (or double) post when out on the forums. In PMs it's usually okay, but the mods will get angry at you for doing it here. Yeah. My little brother is cremling. He gets confused when I say "rust and ruin", "Stormfather!", or call him a storming fool. Airsick lowlander.
Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 4 hours ago, robardin said: Wouldn't they be 16 Sporks? It could be. I think the other way works, though.
BitBitio he/him Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 You know you're a Sanderfan when this happens: Friend: so, forgetting anything? Me: what? Friend: it's my birthday, how could you forget? Me: sorry, my copperminds are so messy... Friend: *facepalm* 12
Leyrann Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 Watching a League of Legends YouTube video, there's two people in this game who are called Lifeless and Azûre, who are part of the same Club and therefore likely premade. What's the chance, you guys think? 3
The Harlem Worldhoppers he/him Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 When you realise that you are the only lighteyes in your friend group and wonder if you should exercise your divine right to rule. 12
BitBitio he/him Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 You know you're a Sanderfan when you petition the school board that Aons need to go into the dictionary.... 1
Reckless Reader Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 . 13 hours ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said: Me: sorry, my copperminds are so messy... Friend: *facepalm* When you spray-paint your flashdrive copper so you can confuse people by calling it a coppermind. 11
Wyndlerunner he/him Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 You know you're a Sanderfan when you walk up to random people reading Mistborn, and say "I write these words in steel", and you wait for them to respond with "For anything not set in metal cannot be trusted", and if they do, you have an instant geeking out session with them. 11
AonEne he/him Posted June 30, 2018 Posted June 30, 2018 5 hours ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said: You know you're a Sanderfan when you petition the school board that Aons need to go into the dictionary.... Please tell me you actually did this and if so, did you also suggest putting glyphs in? When this ^^^^^ is the first thing you think upon hearing "You know you're a Sanderfan when you petition the school board that Aons need to go into the dictionary....". 2
Proud Darkeyes she/her Posted July 1, 2018 Posted July 1, 2018 When your mom tells you the doctor says your iron is running low, and you ask her how she knew you were an allomancer. 10
Sunbird she/her Posted July 1, 2018 Posted July 1, 2018 You know you're a Sanderfan when one of your Facebook friends says she is "looking for an OB" and your first thought is "She's looking for an Oathbringer?" 6
BitBitio he/him Posted July 1, 2018 Posted July 1, 2018 You know you're a Sanderfan when you make cookie dough, pop needles in them, and sell them..... *cough @Voidus cough* 4
Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him Posted July 1, 2018 Posted July 1, 2018 17 minutes ago, Sunbird said: You know you're a Sanderfan when one of your Facebook friends says she is "looking for an OB" and your first thought is "She's looking for an Oathbringer?" What else would OB be? I'm legitimately confused. 2
Sunbird she/her Posted July 1, 2018 Posted July 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Nerd3.14159265358979 said: What else would OB be? I'm legitimately confused. Obstetrician--a doctor who specializes in childbirth. 3
Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him Posted July 2, 2018 Posted July 2, 2018 4 hours ago, Sunbird said: Obstetrician--a doctor who specializes in childbirth. Ah. Thanks. New knowledge is always good.
The Harlem Worldhoppers he/him Posted July 2, 2018 Posted July 2, 2018 7 hours ago, Sunbird said: Obstetrician--a doctor who specializes in childbirth. Come on man, you're not supposed to discuss this outside the Obstetrician Spoiler Board 11
Tesh Any pronouns Posted July 2, 2018 Posted July 2, 2018 When the only reason you want to go to the family reunion is so you can talk to your Sanderfan cousins. And and aunt and uncle. Six in all, and my mom's about halfway done with tWoK. When you have a bag full of coins sitting next to your bed in case of an emergency. 7
Leyrann Posted July 2, 2018 Posted July 2, 2018 When you get worried on realizing you forgot your wallet.
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