You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[AonEne he/him]

1 hour ago, Reckless Reader said:

"Drink the Odium"

This is bad advice.

[BitBitio he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you read "cremation" as crem-ation and are like: cremation; the process of transforming an object into crem.

[Leyrann]

59 minutes ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said:

You know you're a Sanderfan when you read "cremation" as crem-ation and are like: cremation; the process of transforming an object into crem.

Should be cremification.

[Ishar]

You know your a Sanderfan when you don't have anything particularly interesting to post on the "You Know You're a Sanderfan When... Part 2" thread, but you post something anyway.

[Calderis he/him]

When you're scanning the Shard the night before a holiday and fail to understand why no one is posting... 

Edited July 4, 2018 by Calderis

[CrazyRioter she/her]

Oh. In my case that's just because I'm Canadian.

[Sunbird she/her]

On 7/3/2018 at 1:03 AM, BitBitio the Mudkip said:

When you purposely read the last page of Alcatraz books first to see Brandon's jokes

Relevant meme:

[Calderis he/him]

14 minutes ago, Sunbird said:

Relevant meme:

When you find and/or make profanity free versions of insanity wolf to be Sanderson relevant. Rofl

[Sunbird she/her]

Just now, Calderis said:

When you find and/or make profanity free versions of insanity wolf to be Sanderson relevant. Rofl

I made that one

[BitBitio he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you see somebody trying to talk in a foreign accent and you're like: "Wayne would do it better"

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

when you drink a little bit of an energy drink. And you feel your heart rate increasing. And you feel energy coursing through your veins.

and you think

"Is this what stormlight feels like?"

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

When there's a quote on your wall that says "Believe in children--there is faith in their eyes, love in their touch, kindness in their gestures. Thrill with them in life's big and small moments...hold them close." and you find it ominous.

[BitBitio he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you are watching Frozen and it's the part where Anna is singing "Arrendel's in deep deep deep deep snow" and I'm like "Luthadel's in deep deep deep deep ash!" #HoA

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

when you make a note in your phone of something that you could put in this thread

[Sunbird she/her]

When the red-white-and-blue clothing you decide to wear for the 4th of July is your Reckoners T-shirt:

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

When you're at the hardware store, in the nails section. and you think "It's the ammo depot for Coinshots"

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

2 minutes ago, Stormblessed Dolphin said:

When you're at the hardware store, in the nails section. and you think "It's the ammo depot for Coinshots"

When you're at the hardware store, in the nails section. and you think "It's the spike depot for Hemalurgists" when you see the big spikes.

Also, when you wonder if the alloys are good in said big spikes.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

3 minutes ago, Nerd3.14159265358979 said:

When you're at the hardware store, in the nails section. and you think "It's the spike depot for Hemalurgists" when you see the big spikes.

Also, when you wonder if the alloys are good in said big spikes.

and they also have the drawers with like washers and stuff.. like coins kinda!

[Apollyon he/him]

When you literally were in the hardware store an hour ago, sliding on the open floors and thinking if that’s what If feels like to use the Surge of Abrasion...

(true story)

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

When hardware stores are really fun because there are so many ways to connect them to Sanderson. Actually, that's most places, I guess...but especially hardware stores.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Hardware stores are places where investiture pools.

[Apollyon he/him]

2 minutes ago, Stormblessed Dolphin said:

Hardware stores are places where investiture pools.

Second this notion.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Just now, Apollyon said:

Second this notion.

I can also second this notion. Third this notion? Maybe they're Productivity's perpendicularity.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Just now, Nerd3.14159265358979 said:

I can also second this notion. Third this notion? Maybe they're Productivity's perpendicularity.

-clears throat-

YES

[Apollyon he/him]

Just now, Nerd3.14159265358979 said:

I can also second this notion. Third this notion? Maybe they're Productivity's perpendicularity.

Maybe... but I haven’t found myself in the Cognitive Realm via hardware store. Except that one time in the bathroom...