Ketek Posted May 16, 2014 Posted May 16, 2014 Back on topic - when you catch a flight back home, land when it's raining heavily and the first thought in your mind is 'did a highstorm just pass by?'
Terra of Roshar she/her Posted May 16, 2014 Posted May 16, 2014 When your ten year old brother asks what a lashing is (in the context of historical punishments), and your first thought is to say (WOR spoilers) "It's what Kaladin does when he changes gravity," and restrain yourself not by remembering that that wasn't the definition he was looking for OR that he hasn't read the books, but by the fact that you should say Szeth instead to avoid spoilers. When you laugh maniacally while playing Minecraft because villagers use emeralds for currency. 5
Steel he/him Posted May 17, 2014 Posted May 17, 2014 When you obsessively check your email to see if Mr. Sanderson replied 1
signspace13 he/him Posted May 17, 2014 Posted May 17, 2014 When you obsessively check your email to see if Mr. Sanderson replied I totally got a copy of whitesand one day after emailing him!! On topic: when you buy a monitor just so you can have 17th shard open on it all day.
Ketek Posted May 17, 2014 Posted May 17, 2014 (edited) When you embrace your inner Elend and bring books (okay, fine, a book!) to a function because your relatives are far less interesting than ugly crab-lizard things and a book isn't. Edited May 17, 2014 by Ketek 3
BreathTaker he/him Posted May 17, 2014 Posted May 17, 2014 I do this K, it drives the wife up the wall like a Windrunner who saw a spider. When you wish you could Sooth one dog to calm down and Riot the other so he actually does SOMETHING other than grump at the young dog. 4
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted May 17, 2014 Posted May 17, 2014 (edited) Pre-Sanderson Books: Oh look, an inconsistency in the books. Oh well, no Author's perfect. Post-Sanderson Books: Oh Look! An inconsistency in the Books! There must be a Massive plot twist coming! Edited May 18, 2014 by Hello. My name is Joe 13
Ketek Posted May 17, 2014 Posted May 17, 2014 I do this K, it drives the wife up the wall like a Windrunner who saw a spider. When you wish you could Sooth one dog to calm down and Riot the other so he actually does SOMETHING other than grump at the young dog. Tell her at least you didn't try to use your Lightweaver powers and just send an illusion there like you did last time 1
BreathTaker he/him Posted May 17, 2014 Posted May 17, 2014 Hehehe Shhh Ketek, she's not supposed to know. 2
Delightful Posted May 18, 2014 Posted May 18, 2014 Pre-Sanderson Books: Oh look, an inconsistency in the books. Oh well, no Author's perfect. Post-Sanderson Books: Oh Look! An inconsistency in the Books! There must be a Massive blot twist coming! Or rather - "inconsistency! This must mean something relating to what happened in chapter three because of the other character who.... No wait. This isn't Sanderson. It's just an inconsistency. :(" 7
Starspren Posted May 20, 2014 Posted May 20, 2014 when you drop a key in the grass and your first thought is to use iron or steel to find it easier. 4
Khyrindor he/him Posted May 20, 2014 Posted May 20, 2014 when you, after reading the High Imperial thread, seek to confuse all your friends by speaking it for an entire day, then decide that you want to make a dictionary for it. 3
Starspren Posted May 21, 2014 Posted May 21, 2014 when you feel really stupid when you can't spell "feather" because you see it all the time in the forums
Shadowspren he/him Posted May 21, 2014 Posted May 21, 2014 When you find yourself trying to use Brass on your teacher as they get mad at you for not doing your homework... Or trying to lift something heavy and wondering how how much easier it would be with Feruchemy... Or cutting vegetables and having a random desire to try cutting them with a shardblade... Or start cursing like someone on scadrial... Lord Ruler that gets annoying!!! 1
Shardmancer he/him Posted May 21, 2014 Posted May 21, 2014 When all you do is troll these forums because the anticipation of the next Sanderson book is killing ME!
Swimmingly he/him Posted May 21, 2014 Posted May 21, 2014 When you realise that you've read every interview, just so you can claim to have seen WoB on every theory. But barely ever actually source your unfounded accusations because phone and also lazy. 5
Delightful Posted May 21, 2014 Posted May 21, 2014 When you have a mini internal freak attack when someone speaks perfect High Imperial while only trying to speak non-grammatically. You mourn their lack of Mistborn knowledge. 1
Popular Post Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted May 21, 2014 Popular Post Posted May 21, 2014 (edited) When you complain of stomach pains and your doctor finds coins in your gut. (Yeah! First popular post!) Edited July 5, 2014 by Lightsworn Panda 19
Ketek Posted May 21, 2014 Posted May 21, 2014 Wen you complain of stomach pains and your doctor finds coins in your gut. Maybe you're just burning the wrong mix of metals 1
Baine he/him Posted May 21, 2014 Posted May 21, 2014 When you have to wear loose red robes because your bones are twisted and misshapen. 1
Khyrindor he/him Posted May 21, 2014 Posted May 21, 2014 When you had a mini heart attack when you realized this topic was deleted, and didn't hesitate to make a new one.
Swimmingly he/him Posted May 21, 2014 Posted May 21, 2014 When you had a mini heart attack when you realized this topic was deleted, and didn't hesitate to make a new one.I'm confused...
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