You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Swimmingly he/him]

I'm Tarzan, baby. But magical. Also, I eat metal. This ceramic plate? IT'S BECAUSE I CAN CONTROL BULLETS.

[TheArcanist he/him]

When you dream of the Cosmere. Not any adventures or anything, just the Cosmere, being there, living on different worlds. Roshar is NOT FUN PEOPLE! Weekly hypercanes are horrible.

[Ketek]

When you see people with piercings and wonder just what sort of Hemalurgic abomination the Lord Ruler managed to conjure up.

 

"Hey, can you give me directions to Kenton's Street? Wait, why are you backing away from me like that?"

[BreathTaker he/him]

Just watch the Mists Ketek. If it embraces them or does nothing you're fine, if it shies away, pull the lynchpin

[Swimmingly he/him]

Pulling the lynchpin is so difficult, though. Better to just chop off their head.

[Ketek]

But it didn't shy away from Wax!

 

Did it?

[Swimmingly he/him]

Huh. That's a good point. Now that Ruin and Preservation are one, maybe the mists don't react like that anymore.

[Delightful]

When you find yourself comparing Claudius and Gertrude (from Hamlet) to Dalinar and Navani.

 

(Okay, SA Hamlet. Dalinar actually killed Gavilar, and Elhokar wants to kill Dalinar but must prove his guilt.....hmmm, maybe not).

[Gabriele she/her]

If you go for brooding hero, Kaladin is more like Hamlet than Elhokar.

[Ketek]

SWIMMINGLY'S NEW PROFILE PICTURE IS...

 

I CANNOT.

Edited May 14, 2014 by Ketek

[BreathTaker he/him]

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! IMMA have nightmares now.

[GreyPilgrim he/him]

SWIMMINGLY'S NEW PROFILE PICTURE IS...

I CANNOT.

MWAHAHA. How about mine? My status explains it.

[Left he/him]

I like it. Actually I love all the Joke Profiles.

[Ketek]

MWAHAHA. How about mine? My status explains it.

 

Amusing, but it'd be better as a sig. And Swim has this... swimmingly feel no one can replicate.

[Swimmingly he/him]

Thank Tempus, folks. He's the architect of these visual puns. I'll bring mine back every so often.

[Delightful]

(Mistborn)

when somone asks you if Kelsier dies. You dodge the question by laughing and saying that maybe everyone dies. And they think you're joking XD

[Kobold King he/him]

(Mistborn)

when somone asks you if Kelsier dies. You dodge the question by laughing and saying that maybe everyone dies. And they think you're joking XD

 

Even more spoilers for the whole trilogy.

I laugh and say, "Yeah, Kelsier dies. So does Vin. And Elend? I wouldn't get too attached."

 

Cost of The Hero of Ages as an e-book: $5.99. The look on my brother's face when he finishes the book and realizes I was telling the truth... priceless.

[Ketek]

(Mistborn)

when somone asks you if Kelsier dies. You dodge the question by laughing and saying that maybe everyone dies. And they think you're joking XD

 

"Everyone dies. It is how one lives that matters."

 

Get it? Get it? No? Okay

[TheArcanist he/him]

With regards to Kelsier, I'd say "Everyone dies- it's what they do with it that matters."

[GreyPilgrim he/him]

Amusing, but it'd be better as a sig. And Swim has this... swimmingly feel no one can replicate.

 

I don't intend to keep this profile pic long enough to bother editing my signature. Yes, it's easy, but I'm lazy.

[Ketek]

With regards to Kelsier, I'd say "Everyone dies- it's what they do with it that matters."

 

That was actually a quote by Artemis Entreri, but ah well.

[Kobold King he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you surprise friends and family with random statements like this:

 

"I think one of Apple's competitors should make a voice app named Vivenna."

[TheArcanist he/him]

Well apparently someone wants to undertake the mammoth task of making an AI OS based off of JARVIS from the Iron Man movies, with Paul Bettany's voice and everything.

[Swimmingly he/him]

I'd build a set of power armour just to have JARVIS in my ear. Best character in that movie.

[Khyrindor he/him]

Nightblood=JARVIS. Your welcome.

 

Just think:

 

Would you like to destroy some evil today suh? (My attempt at a brittish accent, in your head)