Chrono she/her Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 Ohio totally is like Roshar. If you don't like the weather, just wait till the next day. The seasons will have changed on you so that you get a day that is 70 in january, and a day that is 35 in August. Utah is definitely the same. We've gotten snow in July before. One year we got two feet of snow all winter, the next we had no snow at all. Either we're on Roshar secretly, or the gods of weather are bipolar when it comes to us. 2
Virtual Mayhem he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 When I stubbed my toe last week and yelled, "By the Lord ruler!" 6
Ketek Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 When you exclaim 'praise the Ja!' When you text someone on Whatsapp starting with 'hello' and then mentally complete the sentence with 'would you like to destroy some evil today'. 3
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 When You go the Full Mile and Text Someone with "Hello. Would you Like to Destroy Some Evil Today?" 3
Left he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 Whenever you hear Mile(s) you mentally automatically insert "Hundred Lives" 1
Delightful Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 When you have an entire conversation with someone about book size, and conclude that you could never have an SA omnibus because you could neither print it nor carry it around. I worry about box sets too. 6
Khyrindor he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 When you decide to write a fanfic, but then you realize that it will probably be the size of a rather long short story, because there are so many awesome things to do!
Awesomeness Summoned he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 When you have an entire conversation with someone about book size, and conclude that you could never have an SA omnibus because you could neither print it nor carry it around. I worry about box sets too. Nothing to worry about. It will just have a more fitting name since your omnibus will be an actual book filled bus. 6
Swimmingly he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 I want a single strip of paper the width of a receipt printed with the complete works of Brandon Sanderson so I can have wallpaper for my entire house. Each room will be named after a different book. 4
dants he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 When you walk around in public with a thousand-page book, much to your family's embarrassment. 9
Swimmingly he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 When you've trained to use your thousand-page books as blunt trauma application devices. 5
Kasimir he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 When thousand-page books are lighter than feathers if they're written by Brandon Sanderson. 6
Khyrindor he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 When you expected WoR to be longer than it actually is... 9
Kobold King he/him Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 When you walk around in public with a thousand-page book, much to your family's embarrassment. Why the embarassment? It's a sign of physical prowess. It is more likely tp attract a mate or frighten predators than it is to embarass anyone. 9
Curiosity he/him Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 Why the embarassment? It's a sign of physical prowess. It is more likely tp attract a mate or frighten predators than it is to embarass anyone. Yup. I may not have a firearm for self defense, but I'll carry around my Book of Endless Pages. Well, that and my handy ninja pencils. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 Yup. I may not have a firearm for self defense, but I'll carry around my Book of Endless Pages. Well, that and my handy ninja pencils. "Stand back--the characters I'm reading about are armed, and not afraid to send every one of you pieces of crem to Damnation itself. That's right, I said get back!" 4
Ashiok Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 "Stand back--the characters I'm reading about are armed, and not afraid to send every one of you pieces of crem to Damnation itself. That's right, I said get back!" the characters I'm reading about have at least one arm, and the one that they don't have is currently making a rude gesture towards you. 13
bookspren Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 When you see a paperback edition of The Way of Kings that has an extra illustration of the Cryptics in the front and seriously consider buying it. (I already own the hardcover) When you finally decide not to buy it and wish you could take a Memory of it and redraw it when you get home. 4
Swimmingly he/him Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 When you spend your free time idly wondering how to make two-way walkie-talkies using spanreeds. 1
Tien'sPetLurg she/her Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 When you experience the immediate emotional whiplash upon finishing one of his books. "Oh my! That was So Amazing!!!! Whoop! Whomp whomp whomp. Oh no! It's over. Now what?" *1 one thousand...2 one thousand* "I know! Let's read it again!" 5
Delightful Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 When you see a paperback edition of The Way of Kings that has an extra illustration of the Cryptics in the front and seriously consider buying it. (I already own the hardcover) When you finally decide not to buy it and wish you could take a Memory of it and redraw it when you get home. You could take a digital Memory with a camera. What edition had an extra image anyway? Shouldn't that be on Brandon's site? 2
Ketek Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 When you walk around in public with a thousand-page book, much to your family's embarrassment. When you Compound said embarrassment by reading. Outside. While eating. 5
BreathTaker he/him Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 WoR could be considered a weapon. You could beat someone with it until they stop twitching. 3
Gabriele she/her Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 And get blood and brain bits all over the book? Nah, I prefer a baseball bat for that. 3
Khyrindor he/him Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 Kurk? More people for the list! 0.0 *backs away slowly, to retrieve spike (for 'protection' of course.)* 3
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