Mark Lindberg he/him Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 Yeah, that person is the real fan. I basically killed my book budget for the rest of the year with that purchase, but I say it was worth it.
BreathTaker he/him Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 Wait, you spent 6 grand to be in the book? Holy Storms.
Ketek Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 Wait, you spent 6 grand to be in the book? Holy Storms. No, not him. He got the ARC of Stones Unhallowed, which is around 250 USD. Someone though, has obtained the Bridge Four perk. Who it is, we have yet to know.
Delightful Posted May 24, 2014 Posted May 24, 2014 When you're surprised your phone doesn't recognise 'Wafflesworn' 1
Left he/him Posted May 24, 2014 Posted May 24, 2014 When you downvote the spam bots to see them turn into lifeless. 3
Ketek Posted May 24, 2014 Posted May 24, 2014 When having downvoted them, you stare at the computer screen all night, whispering possible Commands to break them and make them yours, so eventually you can have an undead, unstoppable army. Wait, what? 5
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted May 25, 2014 Posted May 25, 2014 When any time you do anything mildly physical you find yourself thinking "Pewter would be amazing right now. Harmony, even Hemalurgy would be useful for just the Human Strength bit. Just one time i swear." 2
BreathTaker he/him Posted May 25, 2014 Posted May 25, 2014 When, at the Linkin Park concert tonight, you constantly begged your wife to let you flare pewter and f some people up to clear a path. (this happened, I'm an excellent Mosher so I know how to use my 220lbs and 5'6" very effectively.)
Kobold King he/him Posted May 25, 2014 Posted May 25, 2014 Words of Radiance spoilers When you observe two Scissor-tailed Flycatchers having an aerial battle against the backdrop of a thunderstorm. And name them Szeth and Kaladin. 3
Ketek Posted May 25, 2014 Posted May 25, 2014 Words of Radiance spoilers When you observe two Scissor-tailed Flycatchers having an aerial battle against the backdrop of a thunderstorm. And name them Szeth and Kaladin. Were they both glowing, and was one screaming about how he was Truthless and that THE KNIGHTS RADIANT CANNOT HAVE RETURNED Extending the thread - you know you're a Sanderfan when you head out to the shopping mall, look around at everyone committing the despicable act of baring their safehands in public and judge them all. Silently. Nonstop. It was horrifying! Bare palms, fingers and fingernails swishing by, trying to seduce me! 3
Delightful Posted May 25, 2014 Posted May 25, 2014 (edited) Extending the thread - you know you're a Sanderfan when you head out to the shopping mall, look around at everyone committing the despicable act of baring their safehands in public and judge them all. Silently. Nonstop. It was horrifying! Bare palms, fingers and fingernails swishing by, trying to seduce me!When you're reading another book where women are described as not wearing much, but they are wearing gloves and you think "oh! They're being modest for their culture, I guess?" Closely followed by "no you idiot, they're just wearing gloves".Edit: also when you circle something, and start trying to remember how to turn that into a rithmatic defence. Edited May 25, 2014 by Delightful 2
Ketek Posted May 25, 2014 Posted May 25, 2014 When you're reading another book where women are described as not wearing much, but they are wearing gloves and you think "oh! They're being modest for their culture, I guess?" Closely followed by "no you idiot, they're just wearing gloves". I totally read your inner monologue in John Cleese's voice. 'Look you st**** bastard, you've got no arms left!" 3
Delightful Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 When your day is made by White Sand and Aether of Night landing in your inbox 4
Gabriele she/her Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 When you refer to the current German weather as Weeping. 2
Left he/him Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 Ohio totally is like Roshar. If you don't like the weather, just wait till the next day. The seasons will have changed on you so that you get a day that is 70 in january, and a day that is 35 in August. 1
Shaggai Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 When you start talking about journeys and destinations in a paper about morality. 11
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted May 28, 2014 Posted May 28, 2014 Aha! This thread has been reAwakened again! When you're in a mineral-science class and you're surprised that no one is even attempting to ingest the exotic metals that are before them. 4
Khyrindor he/him Posted May 29, 2014 Posted May 29, 2014 I had do do this science project a couple of months ago and there was Aluminum, Iron, Copper, and Zinc. I considered eating them, but I had some rather corrosive acids and bases around, so I figured I better not. 3
Renegade he/him Posted May 29, 2014 Posted May 29, 2014 When you realize that you need a bigger basement for all of the dead bodies and spikes that you've collected. ...Wait, did I just say that? 10
Ashiok Posted May 29, 2014 Posted May 29, 2014 When you meet a person, and cross reference them with Ate-her's List 2
Lurthemir he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 When you consider naming a mosquito Kelsier because it keeps surviving your attempts to kill it. 8
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