You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Alfa he/him]

1 hour ago, Secrets said:

You know you're a sanderfan when you are reading Brandon's books deep into the the night, then realize that you're dreaming about reading Brandon's books, in a dream about reading Brandon's books, then you wake up in your bed with one of Brandon's books open on your lap.

...and continue reading 

[A Secret Corner he/him]

4 hours ago, Alfa said:

...and continue reading 

[Xaladin he/him]

On ‎12‎/‎8‎/‎2016 at 5:06 PM, Figberts said:

When your family gets together and says that you are no longer allowed to say ANYTHING about the Cosmere to them in the next week because they are worried I am becoming way to obsessed.

Nah, they're just afraid you will spoil too many things for them.

[CarolaDavar she/her]

10 hours ago, Xaladin said:

Nah, they're just afraid you will spoil too many things for them.

Indeed. I do this all the time.

You know you're a Sanderfan if everyone in your family are now Sanderfans because of you, and then you have read more books then all of them so you can't say a word abut any of that stuff.

Also: You know you are a Sanderfan if you are already planning to go to the the release of Stormlight 3 whether or not it's at midnight on a weekday in the school year or not.

[Ironeyes]

On 4/8/2017 at 10:21 AM, CarolaDavar said:

You know you're a Sanderfan if everyone in your family are now Sanderfans because of you, and then you have read more books then all of them so you can't say a word abut any of that stuff.

Literally me. Although my little brother is hot on my heels; he picked up the Bands of Mourning the day I put it down and has probably finished my copy of Arcanum Unbounded by now. The only advantages I have on him are being on this forum, and my copy of the White Sands prose. 

[Zennix he/him]

You know you are a Sanderfan when you use Syl stickers in your chats to express cuteness. 

[Rasarr she/her]

50 minutes ago, Zennix said:

You know you are a Sanderfan when you use Syl stickers in your chats to express cuteness. 

Wait, there is a chat-usable version of the Syl sticker?  I need it.

[spideyguy123]

On 4/20/2015 at 4:47 PM, Sirce Luckwielder said:

Once I get some more info I'm going to see if there are security cameras close by or anything else that I can use.

Yes, that was a Studio C reference.

Sorry, I think you meant "rationally annoyed." It seems that "Sanderson" isn't the only word your computer mispells.

I like studio C too, Edit, sorry, just realized this was from a long time ago.

You know your a fan of Brandon Sanderson when the only books you've read more than once are written by him. (And that you have a flashlight under your pillow, and sleep less than Vin.)

Edited April 11, 2017 by spideyguy123
Quoted something that I thought was more recent.

[Sunbird she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you see an author's last name, Scull, and misread it as "chull."

[gruntle he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when looking at this, the first thing that comes to mind is Dalinar´s house sigil.

[Ward]

You see a thick, worn paperback on a table, and you get irrationally excited thinking it might be a Sanderson book, but no, it's a dictionary

[kenod]

37 minutes ago, Ward said:

You see a thick, worn paperback on a table, and you get irrationally excited thinking it might be a Sanderson book, but no, it's a dictionary

Why do I get the feeling that certain Sanderson books are longer than dictionaries?

[Rasarr she/her]

20 hours ago, kenod said:

Why do I get the feeling that certain Sanderson books are longer than dictionaries?

Oh, certainly. In fact, I've never seen a dictionary that would be thicker than The Way Of Kings.

You know you're a Sanderfan when the above quote makes you spend five minutes trying to remember all the dictionaries you've ever seen.

[Zennix he/him]

You know you are a Sanderfan when you replace the miniature bride and groom on your wedding cake with Syl and Pattern figures. 

[Staphylococcus she/her]

When you are in a really smoky pub, someone says the smoke looks like mist and you start throwing coins at people yelling "I'm a mistborn!!!".

(My friend did this. Not me. I hope she's not on the 17th shard...:D )

[CarolaDavar she/her]

When all of your doctos are sanderfans because of you. . .

[Elenion he/him]

When your Easter afternoon consists of binge-reading Rithmatist, up until you run out of pages and you're only 2 hours in.

[Ward]

When you're reading someone else, and there's an obvious worldbuilding exploitable loophole, but it never gets explained or used. 

[Ironeyes]

3 hours ago, Ward said:

When you're reading someone else, and there's an obvious worldbuilding exploitable loophole, but it never gets explained or used. 

When you judge every other fantasy author you read by Sanderson's Laws of Magic.

Also when any author who does a shoddy job of foreshadowing is ruined for you because Brandon does it so well and their books just don't compare. 

[Zennix he/him]

You know you are a Sanderfan when your official signature is your name written in Alethi script. 

[Brightness Enna she/her]

We have a name for "Sanderfan" but not one specifically for Stormlight people or Mistborn people or Reckoners people or Alcatraz people

Once you read one, you are somehow sucked into the magic land we call "Cosmere + others just as awesome" (yes, that's its actual name)

[Zennix he/him]

You know you are a Sanderfan when you lobby for the Chasmfiend to become your country's national animal. 

[Farnsworth]

11 hours ago, Brightness Enna said:

Once you read one, you are somehow sucked into the magic land we call "Cosmere + others just as awesome" (yes, that's its actual name)

I am a Cosmere purist, and object you you calling Reckoners just as awesome as Stormlight. 

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

...you hear a health video mention burning calories and your first thought is "metal", followed by "Allomancy" (this literally just happened to me today).

[Ghostgirl]

...7 and a half months after reading your last BS book you STILL can't find anything else that isn't deeply inferior 

 

By the way I'm new to the forum so ...hi everyone!