You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Oversleep]

Yesterday I walked by an old man who looked a little strange. He also had frameless glasses. The lenses were green.

My first thought was the he is an oculator of Free Kingdoms.

[flying_shadow she/her]

I'm recommending Sanderson's books to everyone in my friend group because I need someone with whom I can discuss them in real life. So far, I got two people to read Mistborn and one person to read SA, but they're not obsessed like I am

[Sunbird she/her]

When you misread the word "midmorning" as "Mistborning." XD

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

when you ask if anyone wants some cognitive pancakes

And some people say yes

 

[Zennix he/him]

You know you are a Sanderfan when you draw Lines of Forbiddance outside your room whenever you wish to be left alone. 

[Zennix he/him]

You know you are a Sanderfan when you go to your local dojo and ask whether they also offer ChayShan lessons. 

When you stop predicting sports matches because you believe that predicting the future is of the Voidbringers. 

Edited March 24, 2017 by Zennix

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

@Zennix Double post. Edit your messages into your old posts next time.

You know your a Sanderfan when you have dreams of Dr Strange the Elantrian. 

[Zennix he/him]

Sorry. I was wondering when I would make that mistake. 

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when the first time you saw a picture of Saitama you thought it was Szeth.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

19 hours ago, Zennix said:

Sorry. I was wondering when I would make that mistake. 

no worries mate

[CaptainRyan he/him]

So, my wife went to the hospital today (no worries, everything seems to be fine) and when she called me to tell me about it she remarked how the person in the bed next to hers kept repeating a phrase over and over and over. I told her it was obvious what was happening... that patient had become a member of the Hoed! I suggested she go to the front of the hospital and try drawing the chasm line.

[Sunbird she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you're searching Google for pictures of Wayne and come across one of your own memes from the Shard's meme thread:

[Yitzi2]

When you read about a parallel realm that is sparse where there are few people, and think "must be related to the Conceptual".

(It was the Enchanted Realm of one of Bruce Coville's books, by the way; it's also sparse where there are many people, but that may be similar to how spren avoid crowds.)

[Zennix he/him]

When you write an essay on the Realmatic theory of the Marvel Comic Universe. 

(I'm wondering whether Spider-Man formed a Nahel bond with the spider that bit him) 

Edited April 2, 2017 by Zennix

[thegatorgirl00 she/her]

2 hours ago, Zennix said:

When you write an essay on the Realmatic theory of the Marvel Comic Universe. 

(I'm wondering whether Spider-Man formed a Nahel bond with the spider that bit him) 

So Hulk is a pewter savant. 

When you misread perpendicularly as perpendicularity. Every time. 

 

[Zennix he/him]

1 hour ago, thegatorgirl00 said:

So Hulk is a pewter savant. 

 

I think he's a Kolossblooded double Pewter Twinborn Compounder. 

[Farnsworth]

But he's green, so he must be very far in the cognitive realm so that he sees himself as green and is infact green.

[Zennix he/him]

Ironman is a Windrunner in Shardplate. I mean, he even has a glowing energy source (Stormlight-infused gemstone?) in his breastplate. Also, he has a spren (JARVIS). Maybe we will finally get to see his Shardblade in the  Ironman 4 movie. 

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

When your phone autocorrects "speed" to "spren".

[Zennix he/him]

You know you are a Sanderfan when you have Aons printed on your underwear. 

[Zennix he/him]

You know you are a Sanderfan when you search for pictures of the ugly lizard-crab thing on Google.

Edited April 5, 2017 by Zennix

[Sunbird she/her]

My face today when I saw someone wearing one of the new Cosmere logo T-shirts at BYU:

[CaptainRyan he/him]

(Edit: Sorry this is a bit of a wall of text)

I just started a new job at a company that has a food court style cafeteria on the 25th floor (swanky no?). A couple of days ago I was waiting for my order and I got confused as to which order was currently be handled. I approached the server (who I now know is named Kyle) and asked him if he was working on number 16 (my order).

He replied "Yes, this is number 16. And hey, what a coincidence, that is my favorite number!"

Well, perhaps many of you can already guess where this is headed. I immediately said that if 16 is his favorite number then he should definitely read the Mistborn trilogy as the number 16 eventually has some significance in the story. He and I then chatted about the story for a few minutes and he had me spell the title to help him remember.

The next day I saw Kyle again at the cafeteria and he asked me the name of the book I recommended. I realized what I needed to do. That day, after work, I went to Barnes and Nobles and bought a copy of Mistborn: the Final Empire. Today, I gifted that copy to Kyle!

So, you know you are a Sanderfan when you buy the cafeteria server at your work a copy of Mistborn because they mentioned, offhand, that 16 is their favorite number. 

[Sunbird she/her]

When you feel ashamed for having to look up this reference by Zennix in the meme thread:

[A Secret Corner he/him]

You know you're a sanderfan when you are reading Brandon's books deep into the the night, then realize that you're dreaming about reading Brandon's books, in a dream about reading Brandon's books, then you wake up in your bed with one of Brandon's books open on your lap.