You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Rasarr she/her]

12 hours ago, Figberts said:

Szeth would lash Batman upwards and kill him that way.

Not if Batman is wearing aluminum-lined batsuit. 

Of course, the Law of Batman states that as the time he gets to perpare himself increases, the probability of Batman winning a fight approaches 1, so a hypothetical fight between Szeth and Batman needs a time limit set to make a reasonable guess.

[Oversleep]

9 hours ago, Rasarr said:

Not if Batman is wearing aluminum-lined batsuit. 

It won't protect him against Shardblade though. (WoB)

[Sanderson-Savant]

You know when your a fan when you have Aon Sao tatooed on you

[Zennix he/him]

On Saturday, May 13, 2017 at 1:19 AM, Figberts said:

Szeth would lash Batman u. pwards and kill him that way.

Can Szeth Lash the Batplane upwards? Because that's probably what he'd use against Szeth. 

[Andy92]

When you're watching a basketball game with the San Antonio Spurs and you think SA means Stormlight Archive.

[+Extesian he/him]

58 minutes ago, Andy92 said:

When you're watching a basketball game with the San Antonio Spurs and you think SA means Stormlight Archive.

Be thankful you don't have to deal with the Royal Air Force of Oman

[Alcatraz24]

When your not surprised this theme is still going on for 2 years, about.

[StormyQueen she/her]

When you realise that the aon Mai means Honor, and a certain Prince Zuko; Lover of Honor dated (married?) a girl named Mai.

[ryshadium90]

6 hours ago, StormyQueen said:

When you realise that the aon Mai means Honor, and a certain Prince Zuko; Lover of Honor dated (married?) a girl named Mai.

Ha! That is so great!

[+Extesian he/him]

you necro a seven-year old thread without noticing coz you've run out of WoBs to speculate on and are reading literally every post you can find. 

[Mestiv he/him]

14 hours ago, Extesian said:

you necro a seven-year old thread without noticing coz you've run out of WoBs to speculate on and are reading literally every post you can find. 

Nice! What did you dig up?

[ryshadium90]

When you keep checking the notification on the forums while working on an IBLit presentation about dumpster diving. 

[+Extesian he/him]

4 hours ago, Mestiv said:

Nice! What did you dig up?

Nothing yet but it's me excuse for when I do

[Kered he/him]

4 hours ago, Extesian said:

Nothing yet but it's me excuse for when I do

Don't worry pal, I'll jump in the graveyard and back ya up when needed

[AngelEy3 he/him]

9 minutes ago, Kered said:

Don't worry pal, I'll jump in the graveyard and back ya up when needed

You know you're a Sanderfan when all this talk of graveyards makes you think of Wayne rolling in and out of empty graves. 

Edited May 23, 2017 by AngelEy3

[Kered he/him]

1 minute ago, AngelEy3 said:

You know you're a Sanderfan when all this talk of graveyards makes you think of Wayne rolling in and out of empty Graves. 

If I could upvote twice, I would. Legendary. 

Edited May 23, 2017 by Kered

[+Extesian he/him]

22 minutes ago, Kered said:

Don't worry pal, I'll jump in the graveyard and back ya up when needed

Hehe ironically Kered, the thing that inspired that post was a necro of a seven year old topic the other day which wasn't by you, but you did the following comment

 

 

[Kered he/him]

1 minute ago, Extesian said:

Hehe ironically Kered, the thing that inspired that post was a necro of a seven year old topic the other day which wasn't by you, but you did the following comment

 

 

You'll notice that I'm always the second person to post in a necro topic. Always good to use the first commenter as a human shield.

[Brightness Enna she/her]

When this happens at dinner 

[Rasarr she/her]

When your database project for college is all about characters and places from the Stormlight Archive.

[ryshadium90]

17 minutes ago, Rasarr said:

When your database project for college is all about characters and places from the Stormlight Archive.

Woah, for what class?

[Rasarr she/her]

Just now, ryshadium90 said:

Woah, for what class?

Relational Databases. We have to make a database as a way to learn SQL. Everyone else is doing stuff like shops, wholesalers, yacht rentals or (my favourite) prison, and I'm reaffirming my nerd credentials with the Stormlight Archive 

[Brightness Enna she/her]

When that one Elend quote from WoA is on your graduation announcement cards... (proper attr. given, no worries )

"I kind of lost track of time..."

"For two hours?"

"There were books involved."

I also considered "Ninja alligators" and a few cheesier inspirational ones, but this one seemed the most accurate summation of my twelve years.

[Sunbird she/her]

When one of your Facebook friends mentions that they're reading Sanderson and asks what you're reading, and this is your response:

[+Extesian he/him]

When you start confusing realmatics for 'real-world' science. For example,

Girlfriend - how does gravity work?

Me - so your physical body has a spiritual connection to the planet and as y...no wait, sorry, it's the curvature of space-time. 

Girlfriend - what is nuclear power?

Me - so uranium is made up of a combination of opposing Ruin and Preservation particles tha...ergh sorry baby, something about unstable outer shells of electrons. I'll find a Wob.

Girlfriend - i got a new  metal earring 

Me - *rips out earring. Happy birthday to the ground!

Girlfriend - why are you color blind?

Me - why, i'm a drab baby. 

Girlfriend - why do you buy the champagne with the gold flakes?

Me - to see how i would've turned out if things had been different

Girlfriend - i wish i had blue eyes

Me - *buys sword off eBay