You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[+Extesian he/him]

@Roadwalker that's genius. Absolute genius. 

@Kered I... make it happen. Pleeze make it so. 

[Kered he/him]

3 minutes ago, Extesian said:

@Roadwalker that's genius. Absolute genius. 

@Kered I... make it happen. Pleeze make it so. 

I'll see if I can get a go-pro on the next op. It may or may not result in a other than honorable discharge, but the Stick is worth it.

[Calderis he/him]

You may be a Sanderfan and hate the Storming stick! 

Sorry... I'll go now... 

[Kered he/him]

5 minutes ago, Calderis said:

You may be a Sanderfan and hate the Storming stick! 

Sorry... I'll go now... 

Do you hate the stick or do you hate the stick? There is a mild wide chasm between the two. 

 

 

.....I think. 

 

I was going to edit and correct my mistake by changing mild to mile, but I laughed when I realized it so I'm keeping it. 

Edited July 14, 2017 by Kered

[Ammanas]

2 minutes ago, Kered said:

Do you hate the stick or do you hate the stick? There is a mild wide chasm between the two. 

 

 

.....I think. 

Perhaps she doesn't know how awesome Stick is? It is a confirmed member of two secret organizations: b.a.r.k. and b.i.t.e. and is a probable world hopper. It is on the coppermind so it must be true...

http://coppermind.net/wiki/Stick

[Kered he/him]

Just now, Ammanas said:

Perhaps she doesn't know how awesome Stick is? It is a confirmed member of two secret organizations: b.a.r.k. and b.i.t.e. and is a probable world hopper. It is on the coppermind so it must be true...

http://coppermind.net/wiki/Stick

We must spread the word. Shout from the rooftops about the benevolence of the Stick.  

[Ammanas]

I was going to keep going with the Stick thing, but don't want to derail the original thread any further...we could probably go on for hours though!

[Jonathon]

1 minute ago, Ammanas said:

I was going to keep going with the Stick thing, but don't want to derail the original thread any further...we could probably go on for hours though!

You know you're a sanderfan when it's very difficult not to derail a thread while discussing the magnificence of everyone's favorite character: Stick!

[Shqueeves]

You know your a Sanderfan when you love a stubborn stick 

[Kered he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you say the sentence "benevolence of the stick". 

[Delightful]

1 hour ago, Kered said:

When your riding in the gun mount in a convoy, see a stick in the middle of the road, and screaming "STOP! THE STICK MUST LIVE" and stoping the entire convoy. 

You.....you haven't done this have you?

1 hour ago, Kered said:

Do you hate the stick or do you hate the stick? There is a mild wide chasm between the two. 

 

 

.....I think. 

 

I was going to edit and correct my mistake by changing mild to mile, but I laughed when I realized it so I'm keeping it. 

A mild wide chasm?

[Kered he/him]

8 hours ago, Delightful said:

You.....you haven't done this have you?

A mild wide chasm?

Haven't yet, but it's coming. 

What can I say, I english well good. 

[Calderis he/him]

When a new book cover is revealed and you immediately over react to insignificant, and most likely stylistic, details. 

[Ammanas]

1 hour ago, Calderis said:

When a new book cover is revealed and you immediately over react to insignificant, and most likely stylistic, details. 

If she is indeed holding something in her hand and it turns out to be a dawnshard or something else very significant I owe you a upvote!

[Calderis he/him]

Just now, Ammanas said:

If she is indeed holding something in her hand and it turns out to be a dawnshard or something else very significant I owe you a upvote!

Man, if it is something important, I'll be quoting that post in a bump like, "I knew something was weird! See! 'what is that' means I knew!" 

[Silverblade5 he/him]

When you limit visits to the memes thread to one page per day to conserve upvotes.

[AngelEy3 he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you buy extra copies of Final Empire and Way of Kings to be able to hand them out to potential new fans.

Hasn't worked very well so far though actually. Something about leading a horse to water... 

[duskyphoebe she/her]

On ‎4‎/‎23‎/‎2015 at 6:56 PM, Xaladin said:

When you never skip prologues anymore. Ever.

This is totally ME!

[Zennix he/him]

When you send Brandon Sanderson emails begging him to make The Stick a flashback character and a Radiant. 

[Serce Forts]

When you say 'I will convert them to Brandon Sandersonism' on a regular basis.

[Sparkrunner he/him]

When "Brandon Sandersonism" is an actual word. (And quite possibly religion.)

[Ammanas]

At the firing range you make everyone refer to you as "Dawnshot"

[Zennix he/him]

When your six-year-old daughter believes that Syl is a Disney Princess. 

[StrikerEZ he/him]

11 minutes ago, Zennix said:

When your six-year-old daughter believes that Syl is a Disney Princess. 

This is amazing.

Just had to say that, in case anyone didn't notice.

[+Extesian he/him]

When 

You're sick and a storm comes, and you run outside into it for half an hour to breathe in stormlight. It doesn't work. You're surprised and a little sad.

You stare for a moment at someone you don't like, blink, imagine them being cooler, draw them and give them the picture. It doesn't work. You're surprised and a little sad.

You get drunk on whisky with gold flakes while focusing on storing health. It feels like it's working. The next morning you tap the health. It doesn't work. You're surprised and a little sad. But mostly you wonder if you were wrong about a feruchemist being able to tap and store using metal they've swallowed. 

You see two twin kittens. You measure one. Nothing changes. You're surprised and a little sad.

You run a fractal generator on your computer and at no point does it jump out of the screen, buzz at you and accuse you of probably killing it in the future. You're surprised and a little sad. Though much more interested in psychedelic art.

You walk up to a closed door, say "Mellon!". It doesn't work. You're surprised and a little sad. Then you chuckle to yourself, remembering that was from Lord of the Rings, which OBVIOUSLY isn't real, and just burn steel instead. 

You delay helping your partner with her job application to finish a "You know you're a Sanderfan when...Part 2" post.