Kered Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 You know you're a Sanderfan when you say the sentence "benevolence of the stick". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Kered said: When your riding in the gun mount in a convoy, see a stick in the middle of the road, and screaming "STOP! THE STICK MUST LIVE" and stoping the entire convoy. You.....you haven't done this have you? 1 hour ago, Kered said: Do you hate the stick or do you hate the stick? There is a mild wide chasm between the two. .....I think. I was going to edit and correct my mistake by changing mild to mile, but I laughed when I realized it so I'm keeping it. A mild wide chasm? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kered Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 8 hours ago, Delightful said: You.....you haven't done this have you? A mild wide chasm? Haven't yet, but it's coming. What can I say, I english well good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 When a new book cover is revealed and you immediately over react to insignificant, and most likely stylistic, details. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammanas Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Calderis said: When a new book cover is revealed and you immediately over react to insignificant, and most likely stylistic, details. If she is indeed holding something in her hand and it turns out to be a dawnshard or something else very significant I owe you a upvote! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 Just now, Ammanas said: If she is indeed holding something in her hand and it turns out to be a dawnshard or something else very significant I owe you a upvote! Man, if it is something important, I'll be quoting that post in a bump like, "I knew something was weird! See! 'what is that' means I knew!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 When you limit visits to the memes thread to one page per day to conserve upvotes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelEy3 Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 You know you're a Sanderfan when you buy extra copies of Final Empire and Way of Kings to be able to hand them out to potential new fans. Hasn't worked very well so far though actually. Something about leading a horse to water... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duskyphoebe Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 On 4/23/2015 at 6:56 PM, Xaladin said: When you never skip prologues anymore. Ever. This is totally ME! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 When you send Brandon Sanderson emails begging him to make The Stick a flashback character and a Radiant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serce Forts Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 When you say 'I will convert them to Brandon Sandersonism' on a regular basis. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkrunner Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 When "Brandon Sandersonism" is an actual word. (And quite possibly religion.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammanas Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 At the firing range you make everyone refer to you as "Dawnshot" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 When your six-year-old daughter believes that Syl is a Disney Princess. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrikerEZ Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 11 minutes ago, Zennix said: When your six-year-old daughter believes that Syl is a Disney Princess. This is amazing. Just had to say that, in case anyone didn't notice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Extesian Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 When You're sick and a storm comes, and you run outside into it for half an hour to breathe in stormlight. It doesn't work. You're surprised and a little sad. You stare for a moment at someone you don't like, blink, imagine them being cooler, draw them and give them the picture. It doesn't work. You're surprised and a little sad. You get drunk on whisky with gold flakes while focusing on storing health. It feels like it's working. The next morning you tap the health. It doesn't work. You're surprised and a little sad. But mostly you wonder if you were wrong about a feruchemist being able to tap and store using metal they've swallowed. You see two twin kittens. You measure one. Nothing changes. You're surprised and a little sad. You run a fractal generator on your computer and at no point does it jump out of the screen, buzz at you and accuse you of probably killing it in the future. You're surprised and a little sad. Though much more interested in psychedelic art. You walk up to a closed door, say "Mellon!". It doesn't work. You're surprised and a little sad. Then you chuckle to yourself, remembering that was from Lord of the Rings, which OBVIOUSLY isn't real, and just burn steel instead. You delay helping your partner with her job application to finish a "You know you're a Sanderfan when...Part 2" post. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Budgie Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 You know you're a Sanderfan when you come up with theories for other books by thinking in terms of shards and Sanderson's plot twists. Oh, and think it's weird when there's only one board on a chat for disscussing theories and thoughts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 3 hours ago, A Budgie said: You know you're a Sanderfan when you come up with theories for other books by thinking in terms of shards and Sanderson's plot twists. When I tried to come up with questions to ask Brian McClellan it was significantly easier when I started thinking Realmatically. So, yeah, that's a thing. And it works. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathon Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 You know you're a sanderfan when you've posted multiple times on a thread entitled "You know you're a sanderfan when... (part 2)" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yitzi2 Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 On 6/23/2017 at 4:56 AM, Jonathon said: You know you're a sanderfan when your friends are afraid of silly things like the dark or spiders, while your greatest fear is that Brandon will die before finishing the cosmere, but ask someone else to continue it, only they can't find his notes so they don't know what to do... Clearly, we need to compile all the WoBs and theorycraft enough that we can reconstitute his notes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkrunner Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 You know you're a sanderfan when... Your friend takes you to an oriental restaurant and eats honeyed rice and candied fruit, and you are offended because he is eating women's food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Roadwalker said: You know you're a sanderfan when... Your friend takes you to an oriental restaurant and eats honeyed rice and candied fruit, and you are offended because he is eating women's food. Hey, he may just think he's still a kid. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 (edited) On 7/13/2017 at 10:27 PM, Kered said: When your riding in the gun mount in a convoy, see a stick in the middle of the road, and screaming "STOP! THE STICK MUST LIVE" and stoping the entire convoy. I feel like I must be stupid for asking... but did that actually happen? And if it did... what happened afterward? Because I'm having a hard time imagining that you wouldn't have been punished in some way TMW you actually do turn out to be stupid because another 3 minutes of reading would've gotten me my answer lol. You know you're a Sanderfan when you're at a Father's and Son's camp and one of the adults mentions Steelheart and you jump up from your chair and scream "YUS I LOVE YOU." Also when you go to a BYU author's camp and are disappointed you never saw Sanderson (why'd you have to go to Austrailia? WHY?!) Edited July 17, 2017 by The Technovore 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkrunner Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 When you talk Sanderson for your entire fast offering route... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammanas Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 56 minutes ago, Roadwalker said: When you talk Sanderson for your entire fast offering route... Don't tell me you took the money to buy Sanderson books for the ward library! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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