You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[AngelEy3 he/him]

3 minutes ago, Taliax said:

I'm fairly determined to do this for Halloween/Salt Lake ComiCon this year, only sans platypus.  I have the look to go as Vin if it weren't for two problems: 1. I need black hair dye and 2. I don't have my ears pierced.

On that note, when you consider getting your ears pierced just for a Vin cosplay. XD

I think technically you only need to pierce one ear to be Vin? Or you could get a snazzy clip-on 

[Calderis he/him]

35 minutes ago, StrikerEZ said:

Speaking of which, when did you pass 2,000 posts? 

A few days ago. I am a quantity over quality poster apparently. 

[Taliax none (name only)]

20 minutes ago, AngelEy3 said:

I think technically you only need to pierce one ear to be Vin? Or you could get a snazzy clip-on 

That's what I'm going to look for C: Besides I've lasted this long without Ruin getting in my head, might as well not start now

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you realize you NEED to convert your accelerated math teacher to the worlds of Brandon Sanderson.

Or you start actually calling your friend Celia. (See 'Do you have a random person in the Cosmere who you turn into when you are bored' in creator's corner).

Or when you start thinking of your younger brother as Tien.

Or when you want to be your extream Sanderfan part of your brain for Halloween. (Mistcloak, bag of books, homemade SA t shirt, slave brands on a baseball hat, stuff like that). Or Tesh, (Again see 'DYHARPITCWYTIWYAB'). Or Shallan.

Or when you think of your blue parakeet as an exotic blue chicken from Shinnovar.

[Steeldancer he/him]

When someone abbreviated Book of Mormon as BoM, and you immeadietly think Bands of Mourning. 

[Everstorm Entropy he/him]

When you re-read The Way of Kings, Words of Radiance, and Edgedancer before the release of Oathbringer, finish them, and think "Well, I might as well re-read the rest of the Cosmere too..."

[Taliax none (name only)]

1 hour ago, Flash said:

When someone abbreviated Book of Mormon as BoM, and you immeadietly think Bands of Mourning. 

I was so confused in the opposite way when I first came on the Shard and didn't know all the Era 2 book names yet, I was like "Huh?  I know Brandon's Mormon, but why is everyone referencing the Book of Mormon on here?" xP

(Also, on an unrelated note, I like your signature (: )

[Sunbird she/her]

When you have a dream about covertly gathering knobweed.

[Draginon he/him]

1 hour ago, Everstorm Entropy said:

When you re-read The Way of Kings, Words of Radiance, and Edgedancer before the release of Oathbringer, finish them, and think "Well, I might as well re-read the rest of the Cosmere too..."

Especially if someone or something from the other Cosmere worlds pop up that haven't been seen already

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you want to make your parakeets mistcloaks.

When you had a dream about going to a signing and being the last person in line and having a very long conversation about his books. But the signing was in the produce section in Walmart in front of where the apples were.

Or when you hang the dust jackets from WoK and WoR an your bulletin board because you couldn't find posters of the cover are anywhere!

Edited July 27, 2017 by Tesh

[King Cole he/him]

1 hour ago, Everstorm Entropy said:

When you re-read The Way of Kings, Words of Radiance, and Edgedancer before the release of Oathbringer, finish them, and think "Well, I might as well re-read the rest of the Cosmere too..."

When you've done that twice and then decide to do it again cause why the heck not

[Oversleep]

BTW, @Pagerunner, I know you're searching for Mask of Investiture (I wonder who forged that Kanohi though) but you should really add "discoverer of harmonium" to your title

[Pagerunner he/him]

25 minutes ago, Oversleep said:

BTW, @Pagerunner, I know you're searching for Mask of Investiture (I wonder who forged that Kanohi though) but you should really add "discoverer of harmonium" to your title

Protodermis is Mata Nui's god metal.

[Oversleep]

1 minute ago, Pagerunner said:

Protodermis is Mata Nui's god metal.

You surely mean Energetic Protodermis?

[Pagerunner he/him]

Just now, Oversleep said:

You surely mean Energetic Protodermis?

Those are Shardpools, man.

[Calderis he/him]

6 minutes ago, Pagerunner said:

Protodermis is Mata Nui's god metal.

4 minutes ago, Oversleep said:

You surely mean Energetic Protodermis?

3 minutes ago, Pagerunner said:

Those are Shardpools, man.

I'm so lost 

[Oversleep]

6 minutes ago, Pagerunner said:

Those are Shardpools, man.

Hold on... Is Mata Nui a combination of three Shards of Unity, Duty and Destiny?

But why he has only two magic systems, elemental powers and Kanohi?

Edited July 27, 2017 by Oversleep

[StrikerEZ he/him]

2 minutes ago, Oversleep said:

Hold on... Is Mata Nui a combination of three Shards of Unity, Duty and Destiny?

But why he has only two magic systems, elemental powers and Kanohi?

I dunno man, maybe there's a hidden one somewhere?

4 minutes ago, Calderis said:

I'm so lost 

They're talking about Bionicle as if it's Cosmere. 

[Nathrangking he/him]

When you swear that you have seen red spren flying through the air during a storm.

[Calderis he/him]

2 minutes ago, StrikerEZ said:

They're talking about Bionicle as if it's Cosmere. 

Ah I understand now. It's not that I'm lost, it's that I don't care. 

Thanks for clearing that up. 

[StrikerEZ he/him]

2 minutes ago, Calderis said:

Ah I understand now. It's not that I'm lost, it's that I don't care. 

Thanks for clearing that up. 

I figured. 

And you're welcome.

[Oversleep]

When - at 4 am - you're trying to fit a curve to Heightenings Breath amounts.

[+Extesian he/him]

When, at work, you keep reloading hoping to see Oversleep's Breath curve. 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you think everything on this thread is normal.

Or when you have $70 worth of Sanderson books in your cart on Amazon, but realize that you spent your last $50 on the Wax and Wayne trilogy, Calamity, and Eye of the World.

[Taliax none (name only)]

49 minutes ago, Tesh said:

When you think everything on this thread is normal.

Or when you have $70 worth of Sanderson books in your cart on Amazon, but realize that you spent your last $50 on the Wax and Wayne trilogy, Calamity, and Eye of the World.

Saaaame

Also when you just bought the paperback versions of multiple Sanderson books, but now wish you had the hardcover ones and find it a worthwhile investment to eventually buy those too.