The Sovereign Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 (edited) When you realise that Groot is obviously from Roshar, and he's a Type IV BioChromatic Entity that isn't a sword. Does he have the command "You are Groot"? "Would you like to Be Groot today?" Edited August 7, 2015 by Iron Eyes 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald101 Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 When you're playing dodgeball, and you can't stop thinking how great it'd be to be Fortuity right then. Or maybe Kaladin. When you're playing Salad (read: a card game similar to hearts) and you can't stop wishing you could tap luck. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 You know you are a sanderfan when you do a double take because somebody looked like Brandon Sanderson from a distance., and you are bummed when you look harder and see that he isn't Brandon Sanderson. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kairos Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 Does he have the command "You are Groot"? "Would you like to Be Groot today?" I rather think the Awakener got overloaded by sheer willpower from the original subject. "I am a Stick." "You're a root!" "I am a Stick." "Grow!"(That was the Command.) "I am Groot." 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kairos Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 I rather think the Awakener got overloaded by sheer willpower from the original subject. "I am a Stick." "You're a root!" "I am a Stick." "Grow!"(That was the Command.) "I am Groot." On second thought, maybe he's just Stick's cousin. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsecaller3414 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when you find out that Brandon promised one of your neighbors a copy of a book before it comes out, and you are really jealous because you want to become a beta reader or something and can't figure out how. (stops for breath, decides not to continue) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 mistborn 3 spoiler When you wonder what happens when the One Ring is hemalurgically charged 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sovereign Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 mistborn 3 spoiler When you wonder what happens when the One Ring is hemalurgically charged Slowswift disappoves of your shenanigans. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 When you start to wonder if your 5 copies of Mistborn are enough. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) Slowswift disappoves of your shenanigans. Do I? Edited August 10, 2015 by Slowswift 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sovereign Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Do I? While typing that post I had actually wondered if you would see it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsecaller3414 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 For those of you that pay attention to detail: You know you are a Sanderfan when you go crazy eating marshmallows, then "pull a Lift," so saying eating more than you can count on your fingers is bad luck. It was still bad luck. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvron Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when you find out that Brandon promised one of your neighbors a copy of a book before it comes out, and you are really jealous because you want to become a beta reader or something and can't figure out how. (stops for breath, decides not to continue) This only counts if you also consider breaking into their home to steal the book. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze1616 Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 (edited) There's apparently a dance studio in my city called "Dancer's Edge Studio". I think I'll need to investigate more closely to see if they're hiding any...bright...secrets... Edited August 11, 2015 by Blaze1616 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sovereign Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 There's apparently a dance studio in my city called "Dancer's Edge Studio". I think I'll need to investigate more closely to see if they're hiding any...bright...secrets... Would you go so far as to call the secrets "Radiant"? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald101 Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 When you promise yourself you'll go to BYU for college just so you can read the library's copy of Dragonsteel. Who cares if it's there for the creative writing majors? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaladin Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 (edited) When you promise yourself you'll go to BYU for college just so you can read the library's copy of Dragonsteel. Who cares if it's there for the creative writing majors? Let's just say that I have ... taken a little look at Dragonsteel. It was a little look, I promise. Dragonsteel Spoilers You really clicked this spoiler tag? Really? Edited August 11, 2015 by Xaladin 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCshard Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Let's just say that I have ... taken a little look at Dragonsteel. It was a little look, I promise. Dragonsteel Spoilers You really clicked this spoiler tag? Really? *lowers head* I feel so ashamed... *runs away in tears* 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 When you wake up, realize you overslept and the first profanity to leave your lips is "storms!" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 When you see something with venture o. It, and you think, "hey, Elend started that business". And then you remember "wrong universe" When you think about the book elantris whenever someone talks about mass conversion. When you are a bit disappointed that your friends still haven't read any Sanderson books, despite you bombarding them relentlessly to, and I quote myself, "READ THE BOOKS ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!" My friends are frightened by thick books, long books, and sometimes just plain books.(not that books are plain.) It's sad. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Absent Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 You are devoting an entire day trying to save Stormlight and Mistborn over on http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/32730-hurtnheal-17th-shard-boards/page-17 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picksupchickens Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 (edited) Friends? What are these 'Friends' you speak of? Are they edible? When you have nothing else to do at work but constantly clog the forum up with posts Terrible destruction to eat friends! (Seriously, it's not good for their health) When you go on a long hike, wishing every second you could burn pewter. Or at least be a steel or iron Ferring Edit: Forgot to add "You know you're a Sanderfan when" Edited August 13, 2015 by picksupchickens 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 (edited) When you're out stargazing and call satellites "starspren." When you can't go six minutes without referencing/quoting/acting like a character from the Stormlight Archives. When someone pretends to break your fingers (long story) and you realize "I AM VIN!" When you have mental images of what Sharders look like that may or may not be accurate. Edited August 13, 2015 by Mistrunner 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 (edited) When you see a bunch of pugs in the span of 12 hours and get this urge to look through Twy's Stormmeme Archive. Saw a storefront named [forgot first word] Gallery Dark Eyes and wondered why darkeyes would even buy glassware or go to galleries. Edited August 13, 2015 by natc 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picksupchickens Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Saw a storefront named [forgot first word] Gallery Dark Eyes and wondered why darkeyes would even buy glassware or go to galleries. When you misread storefront as storm-front because you're reading the Stormlight Archive. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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