You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Flyingbooks]

When you hum to the Rhythm of Joy when the package tracker says that your copy of Rhythm of War is coming a day earlier than you expected.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

21 minutes ago, Flyingbooks42 said:

When you hum to the Rhythm of Joy when the package tracker says that your copy of Rhythm of War is coming a day earlier than you expected.

Yay! Good for you!

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

When you read hold your horses as Hoid your horses.

[NameIess]

YKYASFWY want your brother to read RoW faster, but the last time you constantly bugged him to read a book, he stopped reading Oathbringer for a year.

[Hen she/her]

When while your reading Rhythm of War and they talk about “a row” of something and your brain automatically corrects it to RoW.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

48 minutes ago, Hentient said:

When while your reading Rhythm of War and they talk about “a row” of something and your brain automatically corrects it to RoW.

haha.

YKYASFW the only thing you do over break is wondering if Brandon would give you a cameo if you had a Shardblade.

[Flyingbooks]

When you find a Stormlight reference in every sentence in Latin class that has the word "sword," weapon," or "honor" in it.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

1 hour ago, Flyingbooks42 said:

When you find a Stormlight reference in every sentence in Latin class that has the word "sword," weapon," or "honor" in it.

When it's your goal for the day to find a cosmere reference in every conversation you have.

Spoiler

Get one-uped.

 

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

YKYASFW you listen to the Greatest Showman soundtrack and every song reminds you of a different Stormlight character.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

YKYASW you get a new pair of leggings and think that the model on the tag looks like she has spikes in her torso because of the way the tag is connected to the leggings themselves. I'm glad the modeling industry has started including Inquisitors though.  

Spoiler

 

[Uvara]

When I explain to colleagues the most important step is always the next one. Dalinar as bondsmith is basically a project manager I suppose.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

1 hour ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

I make Cosmere Lego figures. And my 8 year old sister can name them all and likes to play with them. And my this happened while I was reading RoW yesterday

Sister: Sis can I play with Lego Hogwarts? 

Me: Hmm? It's the family's set of course you can play with it.

Sister: Can I play with your Legos?

Me: Sure. Now go and let me read.

Sister: Okay!

*Sometime later*

I came downstairs to find my sister playing with all of my Lego figures. and this is what had happened.

• Evil Kaladin lead a army of Death Eaters to take over Hogwarts
• Haliax (From Name of The Wind) became a Death Eater
• Kelsier killed Dumbledore 
• Sarene wielding Nightblood (I'm so proud) teamed up with Hermione in fighting Voldemort
• Szeth, Lift, Raoden (End of the book form) and Eshonai all became professors at Hogwarts
• Susebron, Ron Weasley, and Harry Potter all visited Hagrid and Grawp.
• Hoid became Headmaster of Hogwarts.

Kelsier killing Dumbledore, what a twist. Lift as a professor and hoid as headmaster?

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

@More Cynical Than Funny You should show us your character mini-figures.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

1 hour ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

• Evil Kaladin lead a army of Death Eaters to take over Hogwarts
• Haliax (From Name of The Wind) became a Death Eater
• Kelsier killed Dumbledore 
• Sarene wielding Nightblood (I'm so proud) teamed up with Hermione in fighting Voldemort
• Szeth, Lift, Raoden (End of the book form) and Eshonai all became professors at Hogwarts
• Susebron, Ron Weasley, and Harry Potter all visited Hagrid and Grawp.
• Hoid became Headmaster of Hogwarts.

I can see hoid as a headmaster kinda, I think he would mysteriously disappear a lot

I can also see Raoden as a professor

sarene wielding nightblood... She would not last long...

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

2 hours ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

Hoid became Headmaster of Hogwarts.

Of course he would. 

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

YKYASFW you change your username to Ookla the ______.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

On 11/26/2020 at 7:18 PM, More Cynical Than Funny said:

• Evil Kaladin lead a army of Death Eaters to take over Hogwarts
• Haliax (From Name of The Wind) became a Death Eater
• Kelsier killed Dumbledore 
• Sarene wielding Nightblood (I'm so proud) teamed up with Hermione in fighting Voldemort
• Szeth, Lift, Raoden (End of the book form) and Eshonai all became professors at Hogwarts
• Susebron, Ron Weasley, and Harry Potter all visited Hagrid and Grawp.
• Hoid became Headmaster of Hogwarts.

This is my favorite thing ever,. The most accurate thing about this is Hoid becoming headmaster. I wouldn't put it past him to do that.

When you keep texting your friend (who hasn't read RoW yet) random things like "THIS BOOK IS SO GOOD," and then proceed to tell her that she needs to read RoW. Each time, she says, "I know." Last time, though, she said, "if you spoil anything I'll kill you." So at least she's planning on reading it.

When you haul a chunk of wood around the forest for a solid half hour, and the only reason you don't die is because you pretend you're carrying a bridge. (We were getting a Christmas tree, and the tree we picked was too tall. So we cut off the base. I wanted the part we cut off because I wanted to do something with it. My dad said I could have it if I carried it back to the car. I got a little lost, so that made the trip back longer. It was a big chunk of pine, and it was super wet because of the snow. It was at least 20 pounds. I'm not weak, but I'm not super strong either. So I carried it on my shoulder pretending it was a bridge. And now I have a big chunk of wood.)

[Lecky Twig she/her]

Painkiller commercial slogan: 'leave the pain to us' 

Me:

Spoiler

YOU CANNOT HAVE MY PAIN

Welp, looks lime I'm never buying that product. 

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When you open a new bag of brown sugar, and it does the thing where it cracks, and you think, 'ah, the Shattered Plains.'

[NameIess]

When you get teary-eyeyed when you reread the scene in tWoK where Kaladin meets Hoid.

[AonEne he/him]

When you hear the word boombox and snicker.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

56 minutes ago, Ookla the Unnamable said:

When you get teary-eyeyed when you reread the scene in tWoK where Kaladin meets Hoid.

Haha. Love that scene. It explains so much.

[Use the Falchion]

When someone say's "I'm going through a hard time/struggling with some stuff" and your first thought is "Oh I hope they like fantasy because I have just the book for them!"

[Shard of Reading he/him]

4 hours ago, Use the Falchion said:

When someone say's "I'm going through a hard time/struggling with some stuff" and your first thought is "Oh I hope they like fantasy because I have just the book for them!"

You're having a bad day? Sanderson! You're having a good day? Sanderson! You're having an average day? Sanderson!

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

16 hours ago, Ookla the Bored said:

You're having a bad day? Sanderson! You're having a good day? Sanderson! You're having an average day? Sanderson!

Sanderson is all you need!