mail-mi he/him Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Tap scent from a tinmind to figure out who REALLY farted. Genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 hmm . . . forge soulcasted fire back into a stick? Can one actually stamp a ball of fire? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cstryon he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 (edited) Stamp a child proof bottle lid to make it easier to open. Use the surge of friction to make a child proof ud bottle easier to open. Tap / Burn / compound Pewter to make a child proof bottle easier to open. ... I happen to have a headache and the ibuprofen bottle is hard to open. Edited January 4, 2015 by Cstryon 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Stamp a child proof bottle lid to make it easier to open. Use the surge of friction to make a child proof ud bottle easier to open. Tap / Burn / compound Pewter to make a child proof bottle easier to open. ... I happen to have a headache and the ibuprofen bottle is hard to open. Use a Shardblade to open a childproof bottle. There's no kill like overkill, especially where those infuriating caps are concerned. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cstryon he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 (edited) Use a Shardblade to open a childproof bottle. There's no kill like overkill, especially where those infuriating caps are concerned. Is there an Aon for open, or opening? ChayShan.... Charge..... Charge... Twist! There, it's open! Edited January 4, 2015 by Cstryon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecatinthehat Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Use worldhopping to transport to a planet where the ibuprofenum is sold in paper boxes instead of bottles. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeiryWriter he/him Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Is there an Aon for open, or opening? There is, Aon Tae. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkum he/him Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 Go to a wax museum and awaken all of the statues with the command "Don't move" Soulcast your meal into a version with slightly more salt Use the friction surge to make your desk chair spin faster. Tap a bronzemind to stay up all night then fill it when you are at work Awaken a bunch of action figures and dolls in order to film a live-action version of Toy Story 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjustice99 she/her Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 Awaken a bunch of action figures and dolls in order to film a live-action version of Toy Story Don't forget to tell the to fall to the ground as if not alive when someone says "Andy's coming!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecatinthehat Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Go to a wax museum and awaken all of the statues with the command "Don't move"Go to a Scadrian wax museum and awaken the statue of Wax Ladrian with the command "Be Wax". 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AerionBFII he/him Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Using perfect pitch to tune my radio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoidhunter he/him Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Awaken all of the mannequins in the mall with command "move when no one is looking" 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkum he/him Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Go to a graveyard and awaken a bunch of lifeless to do the thriller dance with you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Zombie back up dancers? I think this is more useful than useless, and maybe awaken your clothes with "Dance!" to help you along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkum he/him Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Zombie back up dancers? I think this is more useful than useless, and maybe awaken your clothes with "Dance!" to help you along. I would definitely need the clothing assist in this scenario. And if you just order the lifeless to constantly do the thriller dance then theyd be pretty useless for anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoidhunter he/him Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 This is far from useless...but...awaken the computer that does payroll where you work with "pay me too much". Awaken a dirty shirt with command "Don't be wrinkled" Awaken your boss's chair with command "Don't get sat in". And watch the fun... Awaken your overly social friend's cellphone with command "make gross fart sounds instead of ringing". Store a lot of connection in hopes that it prevents someone from telling you a story... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaeMofo Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Forge yourself so that you got a haircut instead of actually getting one Tap luck when reading a choose your own RPG adventure book Flare pewter when drinking so you don't get a hangover in the morning (but unfortunately don't get drunk either, waste of alcohol really) Store identity when you see your ex in public so no awkward glances/conversation occurs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dahak he/him Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Awaken Statues to change their pose. Soulforge diet food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zas678 he/him Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Awaken Statues to change their pose. Soulforge diet food. It seems that Soulforging diet food would make it worse. I've had some diet food, and it's not THAT bad. On the otherhand, I guess it depends on what diet food you're eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewStirlingMacDonald he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Choose a Sak-like Aviar, then, in a particular order, intentionally start to do stupid things that could get you killed, to create a gruesome theatre piece with your own corpse, that only you could watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowborn Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Awaken your vial of metals to "not burn." Store iron constantly due to Weight Watchers. Make a Shardblade into a Shardkitchen-knife. Now for a semi useful one Soulcast metals while you burn them (if possible, turn your aluminum into atium!) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Sadly I don't think atium can be soulcast, but you could turn copper into pewter or iron to steel, after you have already consumed them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Using a shardblade to slice vegetables (all upvotes go to Brandon... he wrote that in tWoK). PS. Actually an interesting point here... the shardblades in Dalinar's visions slice right through the midnight essence. Does that mean they are inanimate? Or just don't have souls? Or don't exist at all in the Spritual Realm? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurkistan he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 PS. Actually an interesting point here... the shardblades in Dalinar's visions slice right through the midnight essence. Does that mean they are inanimate? Or just don't have souls? Or don't exist at all in the Spritual Realm? Good observation. I hadn't taken note of the Essences being cut before, but that is worth noting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of nowhere Posted January 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 (edited) go at a brandon book release, be the first to grab the book, then go to the toilet and activate a bendalloy bubble. for greater effect you can have an accomplice in the room using a cadium bubble too. Return from the toilet having read all the book, then start asking brandon for questions that spoils the ending. try to keep an innocent face through all of it. it is recommended to be steel or gold feruchemists too to try this, so you can either run away from the angry mob, or get up from the beating they will give you EDIT: another option to have the smae result would be to use illusion to pretend you're peter, then talk with brandon about the plot of the last book so you can spoil it for everyone Edited January 22, 2015 by king of nowhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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