Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! It doesn't have a bottom.

I wish for a completely intact bucket.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

granted, but anything you put into it is gone. 

i wish for everyone to forgive each other.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

granted, but you now literally have two left feet

I wish for the ability to soulcast pineapples

[Argenti he/him]

Granted, but you've lost the ability to feel pain.

I wish I had more time in the day

 

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Granted, but you use it to sleep more

I wish for perfect memory 

Edited September 12, 2023 by Xiahida

[Argenti he/him]

1 minute ago, Xiahida said:

Granted, but you don't know what to do with it

 

Quote

That changes nothing XD

 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

34 minutes ago, Xiahida said:

Granted, but you use it to sleep more

I wish for perfect memory 

Granted. You can perfectly remember the square root of 13.62747482 down to the 100000th digit.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

I wish for a set of Shardplate.

[SPECTRE120]

Granted, but it's 10 sizes too small.

I wish for all the powers of Hoid.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted, but unfortunately cultivation decides to intervene and makes you into her servant.

I wish for triangle 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. Circle.

I wish for the ability to absorb the art skills of others

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, AltonicKeys said:

Granted. Circle.

I wish for the ability to absorb the art skills of others

Granted, but they get your creativity in return

I wish to plant a clover.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Granted but now you can only eat clovers

I wish to know how to kill a Desolation

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Granted, but you only know how, you can’t do it.

I wish for Brandon to reveal how Copper Compounding works.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. All songs now sound like Without Me by Eminem.

I wish to be a world-class bass player.

[Wittles he/him]

Granted. You can now only play alterations of "Seven Nation Army"

I wish for a portal gun

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Granted but it is always one way.

I wish to have a pair of shoes that I never have to replace.

[Aeoryi she/her]

3 hours ago, Xiahida said:

Granted but now you can only eat clovers

I wish to know how to kill a Desolation

The trick is to target Desolation's vulnerabilities. Not that when he becomes inspiration he has any, but when he is Desolation he protects them greatly. Inklings have no physical weakness.

Granted, but you will never have socks.

I wish for Desolation to become Inspiration and never be redeemed.

Edited September 13, 2023 by Aeoryi

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, he's clubbed with a high explosive, killing him and the blast derails the thread.

 

I wish my homework would do itself correctly.

Edited September 24, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Granted, it does so one year after the due date.

I wish that I could do my college applications easily and on time. And that they will be successful applications.

[Aeoryi she/her]

5 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Granted, it does so one year after the due date.

I wish that I could do my college applications easily and on time. And that they will be successful applications.

Granted. But you flunk out of school and end up being kicked out after first year.

I wish for no bane

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Aeoryi said:

Granted. But you flunk out of school and end up being kicked out after first year.

I wish for no bane

Granted. Nothing changes, because you didn't ask for a boon anyway.

I wish to be fully rested at all times.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted. you're an insomniac now, and still feel as if you need to sleep regularly.

 

soap.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted, but you can never shower.

I wish for life expectancy to go up forever.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted. "up" has yet to be defined.

 

meem