Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Aeoryi she/her]

5 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Granted, but it happens unexpectedly and uncontrollably.

I wish for a fish.

Granted, although you can't think about fish or wish for a fish ever again. Even if it's on a dish.

5 hours ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

oop, sorry!

Apology granted. Your bane is that you must post a wish after giving someone a bane.

I wish for water to be spiky 

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Granted, but it becomes so spiky that it kills you whenever you drink it.

I wish for a hemalurgic-spike filled cookie.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, the Nightwatcher redirects you to the Alleyverse.

I wish for any book I want to appear in my lap, and the same to everyone else in the universe.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Granted, they are all blank.

I wish to have awakes clothes that protect me

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, but they only work for 30 seconds at any given time

I wish for unlimited wishes without banes on any including this wish

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 hours ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

Granted, but they only work for 30 seconds at any given time

I wish for unlimited wishes without banes on any including this wish

Granted. You receive a curse with each wish, in place of a bane. Just like:

Spoiler

Tress of the emerald sea Hoid thing

I wish for the nightwatcher to leave the valley.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Granted, she lives with you, and constantly curses you.

I wish that I could be not hot right now.

[Aeoryi she/her]

11 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Granted, she lives with you, and constantly curses you.

I wish that I could be not hot right now.

Granted no one likes you

I wish for hell to freeze over

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted but you start to burn instead

I wish to have the ability to actually finish what I start

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted, but the nightwatcher isn't finished yet...

I wish to give people the Yelig-nar 

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Yelig-nar haunts you.

I wish to have the latter foolishness of those or care but not to stumble  or at the same time Rely on the first who cannot exist without the latter but at the same resist and rapture from them the very fabric of time.

Edited August 24, 2023 by ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ

[Aeoryi she/her]

granted. your bane is that you can only type in simple terms.

I wish twitter didn't become X

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, twitter continues to be trash and tries to cancel brandon because they think hoid is homophobic.

 

I wish for peta to be cease-and-desist'd by the humane society.

Edited August 24, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

granted, but they arrest you as well.

I wish for the bad parts of the internet to be shut down.

[Authorspren]

Granted, but you now have horrible eyesight.

I wish for a heap of good cloth, which I will sell to keep my family from starving during the lurnip famine.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

my eyesight is already bad, so that doesnt affect me that much. 

[Wittles he/him]

4 hours ago, Authorspren said:

I wish for a heap of good cloth, which I will sell to keep my family from starving during the lurnip famine.

Granted, You now will always forget what you were doing when you go into a room

I wish for a chair that can accelerate up to mach 2 

[Authorspren]

Granted, but it only accelerates up.

I wish for a Stick.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Granted, but it gives dozens of splinters to anyone who touches it.

I wish for a sharddagger.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. It takes 3.7x10^12 heartbeats to summon though, so make it count.

I wish for illusion of the nightwatcher granting this wish 

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted. But the bane of losing your 5 senses is still real.

I wish for an elephant.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted. soup rice not big.

 

uno reverse card.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Night watchers plays another uno reverse card.

I wish for a mansion.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. It is Jeff da killa's mansion and you cannot leave...

I wish for tLPW to be locked

[Edema Rue she/her]

Granted, I win.

I wish for a star to explode.