Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, it spontaneously combusts.

 

wish for r/twitchplayspokemon to post 50% more memes.

[Aeoryi she/her]

4 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

granted, it spontaneously combusts.

 

wish for r/twitchplayspokemon to post 50% more memes.

Granted, but it merges with r/theHomeDepot and doesn't post anything about twitch plays Pokemon.

I wish for the IKEA official discord to shut down

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted. ikeas are now maze-ier.

 

i wish for good paw patrol memes.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. You won't get any of the memes anymore and they won't make sense.

I wish for Walmart to go out of stock.

 

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted. You are now a cultivationspren.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

I wish I could forge metal effortlessly.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted but you must use a cement brick to do so.

I wish to have a nahel bond with someone nice

[Shadonin he/him]

Granted but every time you use your powers your life will be cut by 10 weeks

 

I wish to bond all spren at once of all orders including bond smith but not have to worry about the oaths

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, it turns out that Aeoliae was the spren they were shipped with this entire time.

 

wish for memes.

[The Stormfather He/Him]

granted. You become a meme and are ridiculed forever.

[Edema Rue she/her]

You never wanted a boon, but you get one anyway. You can now turn invisible. Unfortunately, you can’t control it and you disappear at the worst possible times.

I wish for really good music.

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 hour ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

granted, it turns out that Aeoliae was the spren they were shipped with this entire time.

 

wish for memes.

...

27 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said:

You never wanted a boon, but you get one anyway. You can now turn invisible. Unfortunately, you can’t control it and you disappear at the worst possible times.

I wish for really good music.

Granted. The song starts out real quiet and then you have to turn up the volume. Then out of nowhere it changes to AC/DC - Thunderstruck and even the Nightwatcher cringes.

I wish to be an honorspren.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Granted, but you are a deadeye, and shaodin has your blade.

I wish to have breakfast

[Aeoryi she/her]

granted, but breakfast gets you back.

I wish for this wish to be properly aligned

[Wittles he/him]

Granted, but it's only for 1.047197551 seconds

I wish for a Spider named Sasquatch

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

granted, but you also gain a murderous sasquatch named spider

[Aeoryi she/her]

No wish?

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

4 hours ago, Aeoliae said:

No wish?

And no boon.

I wish that I didn’t ever come to the nightwatcher.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted you die before you get there

I wish for no boon

[Aeoryi she/her]

9 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

And no boon.

I wish that I didn’t ever come to the nightwatcher.

Granted cultivation grant your wish instead. You become a cultivation spren and are forced to bond @Aeoliae.

9 hours ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

Granted you die before you get there

I wish for no boon

Granted. You recieve 5 banes instead for wasting the nightwatcher's time. Your banes are:

1. The sun is 59% closer to the earth now.
2. You become a shade on saturdays, and a mistwraith (not kandra) on mondays. Wednesdays you become an avair.
3. intentional fires within 50m of you will extinguish immediatly, but natural or uncontrolled fires will do the opposite.
4. Emails are delivered to your irl mailbox instead of inbox. This includes promotions and scams.
5. Singing anything will always go wrong. No matter what.

I wish to understand the mysteries of TLT (misadventures) in its entirety

Edited August 23, 2023 by Aeoliae
clarity or yelignar

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

The night watcher doesn't even know thy mysteries of TLT so no bane ... Yay ...

I wish for my bane to be my wish

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Your bane is now your wish.

I wish for a fish.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

I wish to be able to read others thoughts.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Granted, but it happens unexpectedly and uncontrollably.

I wish for a fish.

Edited August 23, 2023 by ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

oop, sorry!