Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Scars of Hathsin said:

Granted, but it is limited to once for every time you eat Yelig-nar 

I wish to meet Hoid

Granted, but all he does is make fun of your low Intelligence.

I wish for Yelig-nar to become unmade again, which would destroy their memories and probably their powers without bonding Yelig-nar, the blightwind himself

[NameIess]

Granted. Yelig-nar eats your soul anyways.

I wish for access to Yolish Lightweaving.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Granted, but only you can see it.

I wish for Dune Part 2 to be out early so I can watch it.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted but you start balding.

I wish for a seon fabrial

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

You get one but it doesn’t work.

I wish that I could be a mistborn 

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, but you constantly are burning aluminium

I wish to have the power to make the Cosmere real 

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

You get your wish. Odium comes to earth.

I wish that I could tour Brandon Sanderson house

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

You get your wish, but it is only virtual, and it is extremely grainy so you cant really see anything

I wish to become a Shard, preferably not Odium

[Aeoryi she/her]

3 minutes ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

You get your wish, but it is only virtual, and it is extremely grainy so you cant really see anything

I wish to become a Shard, preferably not Odium

Granted. You become the shard of preservation but since Yelig-nar ate your soul you are left weaker than ruin. And, because of your wish, harmony is dead too.

I wish to bond Yelig-nar, Re-shephir, Neragoul, The heart of the revel, Sja-anat, Bo-ado-mishram, Chaemorash, Moe-lach, Dai-gonthais and still live.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Your wish is granted, but Odium can now control you because of your extreme bond to his unmade creatures.

I wish to be able to make bonds between anything

[Aeoryi she/her]

6 minutes ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

Your wish is granted, but Odium can now control you because of your extreme bond to his unmade creatures.

I wish to be able to make bonds between anything

Granted. You are now a bondsmith unbound. You are unfortunately bound to Yelig-nar, Re-shephir and Neragoul. Enjoy.

I wish to have and be able to use shardblade that has Yelig-nar as it's deadeye

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

the Nightwatcher just turns Yelig-nar into a hamburger and you are able to use it to eat it.

I wish to be able to end all awkward situations without it being awkward in how I do it.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Granted, but you can’t help but making every situation you get in akward.

I wish to be able to speak every language.

[Aeoryi she/her]

granted, although you must use the surge of spiritual adhesion granted by Yelig-nar in order to do this.

I wish for my writing to affect the world

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Granted the villana are real and take their place in the world 

I wish to be able to finish a book

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

3 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Granted the villana are real and take their place in the world 

I wish to be able to finish a book

Granted, but you will never be satisfied with the ending.

I wish to be able to fall asleep anywhere.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted, you can sleep anywhere but you will never have rest

I wish to have talenelat'elin's honorblade

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Granted, but you can’t hold it by the handle, you can only hold it by the blade.

I wish to have shardplate.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Granted, the plate weighs what is would way without the added strength it gives.

I wish to be able to fly

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Granted, but you can only fly as fast as you can go on land (running or walking), and it takes the same amount of effort and energy.

I wish for the power of invisibility.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. You become Talenelat'elin, stone Sinew, Herald of war, patron of the stonewards, herald of the Almighty, herald of soldiers, bearer of all agonies and are bound to the oathpact 

I wish for a odium-fueled honorblade that requires no connection or association to odium, and for myself to not have any connection to odium 

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Ok granted but the blade only works when it is summoned and when it is summoned it is it’s normal super heavy wiegh a sword would weigh that was that size.

I wish to take on the night watchers boon/bane power

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

The Nightwatcher reprimands you for trying to supplant her, but does give you both a left and a right Twix.

I wish to be able to masterfully play any instrument.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

You play masterfully, but only others can hear it.

I wish to have unlimited cantaloupe 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

You have unlimited cantaloupe, but all of it is either not ripe or rotting.

I wish to have a boon without a curse.