Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted, although this is a bane, not a curse, so the nightwatcher makes it so when you sit down, the thing you planned on sitting down on collapses. If it cannot collapse (i.e a rock) the it will split in half at first contact. Only if the thing weighs more than 1 ton then it will not break, and instead be covered with mysterious bird poop that wasn't there before.

I wish for wings that work and I can use them

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Granted, but the wings are as hard to use as it is for you to lift a 50 pound weight.

I wish to not get water all over the place when I wash spoons!

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

52 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

You have unlimited cantaloupe, but all of it is either not ripe or rotting.

I wish to have a boon without a curse.

I tried that, the night watcher is too smart.

15 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Granted, but the wings are as hard to use as it is for you to lift a 50 pound weight.

I wish to not get water all over the place when I wash spoons!

Granted, but instead of going everywhere, the water all sprays on you 

I wish that I could remember all my dreams.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Granted, but they’re all nightmares.

I wish to survive past the time Brandon Sanderson finishes writing the cosmere (It’s pretty likely I will, but I figure I’ll cover my bases).

Edited August 12, 2023 by Ancient Elantrian
Spelling. Ugh.

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Granted, but they’re all nightmares.

I wish to survive past the time Brandon Sanderson finishes writing the cosmere (It’s pretty likely I will, but I figure I’ll cover my bases).

granted. the cosmere never ends and you are left to watch as the ages fall.

I wish to change

[The Sibling she/her]

Granted, but your feet and eyelashes double in size.

I wish for a keyboard made of gold.

[Aeoryi she/her]

granted. It is a wired keyboard though, but has only cables for hdmi [-13] and doesn't seem to fit with anything.

 I wish to have a lifelight-fueled honorblade

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, but it also makes you extremely hungry when you use it 

I wish to have a Shardblade, that allows travel through the Multiverses

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Granted, but you can only go to boring universes.

I wish to be able to speak all languages.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, but you go deaf

I wish to be able to make anything I read, become real, at my own disgression

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Granted, but you have to play a side character who only shows up once.

I wish to never get mosquito bites again.

[Aeoryi she/her]

17 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Granted, but you have to play a side character who only shows up once.

I wish to never get mosquito bites again.

Granted. Mosquitos instead invent nukes and mass destroy the planet.

I wish for perfect rhythm 

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Granted, but you can only sing one bite in the rythym. And if you not singing, like drums, you can only hit one drum in the beat.

I wish to be able to stoneshape like in stormlight.

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Granted, but you can only sing one bite in the rythym. And if you not singing, like drums, you can only hit one drum in the beat.

I wish to be able to stoneshape like in stormlight.

granted. your surge of soft axial connection comes from... take a guess

i wish for every 3rd letter in the bane given to me to be an emoji

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Grntd, bt i is al th sae eoj

I wish for everything I want.

[NameIess]

Granted. You have everything you want, but are still terribly unhappy.

I wish for this school year to go well.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Granted, but it can only go well in one way: you can either have good grades or good friends, you can’t have both.

I wish to get the classes I want in school.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Granted, but you get the classes, and not any of the teachers.

I wish to be able to draw better

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, but you can only draw once a year, 

I wish to be able to control the flow of time.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Granted, but you can only use that control to go backward in time up to 5 seconds or forewords in time up to 2 seconds. 

I wish for a good idea of what to wish for.

[Experience he/him]

3 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Granted, but you can only use that control to go backward in time up to 5 seconds or forewords in time up to 2 seconds. 

I wish for a good idea of what to wish for.

Granted, but you forget it right before you start to write it down.

I wish for anything

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

You are given a jar of dirt

I wish for a painting to hang in my room.

[Aeoryi she/her]

4 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

You are given a jar of dirt

I wish for a painting to hang in my room.

granted. 'a' has you. (You never specified what "a" is)

i wish for the bane of this boon to have every 2nd letter capitalized starting with the 1st, every 5th letter replaced with an emoji, and every 7th letter or letter 'g', 'n', or 'f' to be replaced by a number

[NameIess]

FINE.

I wish for an extra three hours every morning to chill.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Granted, but for those 3 hours you can’t do anything but lay around

I wish for everything

Edited August 15, 2023 by Ancient Elantrian