Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Granted, but you only know how, you can’t do it.

I wish for Brandon to reveal how Copper Compounding works.

[The cheeseman Sola Scriptora]

Granted. All songs now sound like Without Me by Eminem.

I wish to be a world-class bass player.

[Wittles he/him]

Granted. You can now only play alterations of "Seven Nation Army"

I wish for a portal gun

[ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ he/him]

Granted but it is always one way.

I wish to have a pair of shoes that I never have to replace.

[Aeoryi she/her]

3 hours ago, Xiahida said:

Granted but now you can only eat clovers

I wish to know how to kill a Desolation

The trick is to target Desolation's vulnerabilities. Not that when he becomes inspiration he has any, but when he is Desolation he protects them greatly. Inklings have no physical weakness.

Granted, but you will never have socks.

I wish for Desolation to become Inspiration and never be redeemed.

Edited September 13, 2023 by Aeoryi

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, he's clubbed with a high explosive, killing him and the blast derails the thread.

 

I wish my homework would do itself correctly.

Edited September 24, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Granted, it does so one year after the due date.

I wish that I could do my college applications easily and on time. And that they will be successful applications.

[Aeoryi she/her]

5 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Granted, it does so one year after the due date.

I wish that I could do my college applications easily and on time. And that they will be successful applications.

Granted. But you flunk out of school and end up being kicked out after first year.

I wish for no bane

[The Aspiring Archivist any]

1 minute ago, Aeoryi said:

Granted. But you flunk out of school and end up being kicked out after first year.

I wish for no bane

Granted. Nothing changes, because you didn't ask for a boon anyway.

I wish to be fully rested at all times.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted. you're an insomniac now, and still feel as if you need to sleep regularly.

 

soap.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted, but you can never shower.

I wish for life expectancy to go up forever.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted. "up" has yet to be defined.

 

meem

[The Aspiring Archivist any]

3 hours ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

granted. you're an insomniac now, and still feel as if you need to sleep regularly.

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That's definitely not being fully rested.

What?

I wish for the ability to grant myself boons

[Aeoryi she/her]

6 minutes ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

What?

I wish for the ability to grant myself boons

Granted. You become the nightwatcher. Unfortunately cultivation always overrides any boon or bane you give.

I wish to steal the well of ascension.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

7 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Granted. You become the nightwatcher. Unfortunately cultivation always overrides any boon or bane you give.

I wish to steal the well of ascension.

Granted. Unfortunately, all the power stays underneath Kredik Shaw, you’re left with an empty cavern.

I wish to become a fourth Bondsmith spren.

[Aeoryi she/her]

31 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

Granted. Unfortunately, all the power stays underneath Kredik Shaw, you’re left with an empty cavern.

I wish to become a fourth Bondsmith spren.

Granted. You also happen to be an unmade by the name of Yelig-nar.

I wish to receive an aluminum gnat

[Aetherbound he/him]

granted, the nightwatcher gives you a bug covered in alumnum foil.

i wish to make grass extinct.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Aetherbound said:

granted, the nightwatcher gives you a bug covered in alumnum foil.

i wish to make grass extinct.

Granted. Gras takes over the world in it's place.

I wish to be remade

[Aetherbound he/him]

granted. yelig-nar bonds you immediately after.

i wish to make gras extinct.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted. grass takes it's place.

 

I want to know why my peers at school act so annoying.

[Stormlit Shard he/him]

Granted: It is because they want to be away from you and you be lonely for the rest of school

 

I wish to be the DM and still can play DnD

Edited September 29, 2023 by Stormlit Shard

[Aetherbound he/him]

Granted, you are no longer allowed to play anything besides what is in the dnd starter set(5e, not the updated/expanded quest)

I wish grass, gras, gra, gr, and g, would go extinct.

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 minutes ago, Aetherbound said:

Granted, you are no longer allowed to play anything besides what is in the dnd starter set(5e, not the updated/expanded quest)

I wish grass, gras, gra, gr, and g, would go extinct.

Granted. Grassssssss starts taking over the world again

I wish dnd 5e wasn't a thing anymore

[Aetherbound he/him]

Granted, 6e is even worse.

I wish Grassssssss would go extinct and not be replaced.

[Stormlit Shard he/him]

Granted: Trees grow insanely fast where the Grassssssss used to be and Grasss replaces the trees.

 

I wish clouds were actually giant bubbles