Supreme King Z-arc Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 I wish to use all the magic systems in the Cosmere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 Granted! As one of your powers, you become a Knight Radiant— a Windrunner. You soon breath your oaths, and the honorspren which you bonded dies as a result. The Stormfather kills you as vengeance for his “child.” I wish to be an immortal worldhopper with eternal youth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 Granted. Eternity ended ten years ago. You are now an Elantrian for a decade, until Raoden does his thing and you are restored. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tineye Navigator Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 (edited) On 3/31/2018 at 5:59 PM, Ashspren said: Granted! As one of your powers, you become a Knight Radiant— a Windrunner. You soon breath your oaths, and the honorspren which you bonded dies as a result. The Stormfather kills you as vengeance for his “child.” I wish to be an immortal worldhopper with eternal youth. Granted! You now have eternal youth, and are a worldhopper. You now are stuck to have the intelligence of your 7 year old self for the rest of your immortal existence. I wish to become powerful enough to unsplinter Aona and Skai, while maintaining immunity from Odium and still maintaining the goodwill to actually do so. Edited April 2, 2018 by Tineye Navigator 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Meeker Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 On 3/30/2018 at 10:27 AM, Sahin the Just said: I wish to be popular on the 17th shard as well as have all the upvotes. I didn't think this would come true... Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddyJ Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 3 hours ago, Tineye Navigator said: I wish to become powerful enough to unsplinter Aona and Skai, while maintaining immunity from Odium and still maintaining the goodwill to actually do so. Granted! Your mind is then locked away inside Preservation’s Ruin prison and you spend an eternity with the power to unsplinter Devotion and Dominion but without the liberty to do so. I wish to become a Bendalloy misting so I can hover around Brandon while he’s writing and dramatically decrease time between books. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tineye Navigator Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 18 minutes ago, EddyJ said: Granted! Your mind is then locked away inside Preservation’s Ruin prison and you spend an eternity with the power to unsplinter Devotion and Dominion but without the liberty to do so. I wish to become a Bendalloy misting so I can hover around Brandon while he’s writing and dramatically decrease time between books. Granted! But you still have to suffer the full amount of time, being in the bubble with Sanderson, who is writing the books. I wish to become a Cadmium misting so that I can sit in my room, burn cadmium, and when I am done, another book is released. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CadCom Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, Tineye Navigator said: Granted! But you still have to suffer the full amount of time, being in the bubble with Sanderson, who is writing the books. I wish to become a Cadmium misting so that I can sit in my room, burn cadmium, and when I am done, another book is released. Granted, but you burn it too long, and by the time you finish burning the cadmium, the entire cosmere collection has been published, and you can no longer visit the 17th shard until you have read all the books, for fear of spoilers. My wish is to become Hoid Edited April 2, 2018 by Cadmium Compounder 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistspren Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 Granted, but you are vaporized by Rayse immediately. I wish to be able to travel through computers instantaneously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 Granted. Computer now have no substance for you. I wish infinity war was already out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thinking Herald Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 (edited) Granted. But..... It proves to be worse than The Room, and all the trailers were showing were just the best parts of it. I wish to have total and complete control over time, including travelling along the time stream, slowing it down and speeding it up for others and me. Edited April 3, 2018 by The Thinking Herald 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 (edited) 16 minutes ago, The Thinking Herald said: Granted. But..... It proves to be worse than The Room, and all the trailers were showing were just the best parts of it. I wish to have total and complete control over time, including travelling along the time stream, slowing it down and speeding it up for others and me. Granted. However, due to your inexperience you cause time to fold in on itself and end all of existence. I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be the supreme and benevolent master and overlord of the internet. Edited April 3, 2018 by Nathrangking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 11 minutes ago, Nathrangking said: Granted. However, due to your inexperience you cause time to fold in on itself and end all of existence. I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be the supreme and benevolent master and overlord of the internet. Granted, though the internet becomes overrun by trolls and spammers, causing it to be shut down. I wish I could draw working Aons extremely quickly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 Granted. You can draw Aons faster than the speed of thought. Naturally, that means you are unable to consciously control what Aons you draw. You accidentally trace an Aon Sheo onto your chest, and promptly undergo cardiac arrest. I wish to corrupt the Nightwatcher with the power of Sja-Anat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme King Z-arc Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 The nightwatcher is now corupted and consequently can no longer give boons but instead now shows people their future. This topic is now pointless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 unless I want to know my future. I wish the corrupted Nightwatcher showed me my future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 On 4/3/2018 at 6:01 AM, Skip Hates Dragons said: The nightwatcher is now corupted and consequently can no longer give boons but instead now shows people their future. This topic is now pointless. But wouldn’t that be extremely boring? I call on the powers of the Knights Radiant to aid me in order to fulfill their oaths. Windrunners have sworn to help those who cannot help themselves, and there’s no way I’ll be able to do this: Kill Sja-Anat, and return the Nigtwatcher to her former glory. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 Granted, but the Radiant's by doing so discover the reason the recreance happened, so the recreance happens. I wish the recreance didn't happen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Kidpen said: Granted, but the Radiant's by doing so discover the reason the recreance happened, so the recreance happens. I wish the recreance didn't happen. Granted, but now the Stormlight Archive doesn’t exist... I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be able to live anywhere I want to in the Cosmere, with a long and prosperous life with many friends and family members. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted April 5, 2018 Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 42 minutes ago, Ashspren said: Granted, but now the Stormlight Archive doesn’t exist... I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be able to live anywhere I want to in the Cosmere, with a long and prosperous life with many friends and family members. Granted, but you have extremely bad memory loss, causing you to lose your cosmere awareness, and knowledge of your friends and family. I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to grant me this boon: I wish to be a fullborn with fully filled metalminds along with multiple vials. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted April 5, 2018 Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) Granted, but you become influenced by either Ruin or Odium, ultimately bringing the downfall of the Cosmere and becoming known by all as a tormenter and tyrant. I wish time could be turned and people's minds could be changed to result in the Stormfather winning the Cage Match of 2018. Edited April 5, 2018 by Gancho Libre capitallizing a letter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hempknight Posted April 5, 2018 Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) 22 hours ago, Ashspren said: On 04/04/2018 at 11:07 PM, Kidpen said: Granted, but now the Stormlight Archive doesn’t exist... I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be able to live anywhere I want to in the Cosmere, with a long and prosperous life with many friends and family members. Boon gra . . . . Who's the Nightwatcher and what u all talking about? Edited April 5, 2018 by Hempknight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 5, 2018 Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) Granted, but the Stormfather doesn't like time paradox's, so he kills you. I wish for infinite ice cream. Edited April 5, 2018 by Kidpen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hempknight Posted April 5, 2018 Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Kidpen said: I wish for infinite ice cream. Granted but u get it all at ounce and now all time and space has been filled to bursting with its dairy goodness I ask the boon of a flake and sprinkles Edited April 5, 2018 by Hempknight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted April 5, 2018 Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 granted, but your house becomes infested with gorillas I wish for a gorilla. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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