Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

granted, now you CAN sleep, but you lose the desire to. This doesn't mean you don't need it.

I wish for an air horn.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but it is constantly going off and never stops. You go deaf after a little while. 

I wish for the powers of a Shard, but not the Shard itself, meaning no Intent or pesky post-Shattering rules. 

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted, you are now a Sprenblade.

I wish for the powers of AonEne.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Granted you are witty. But you glow whenever someone taps you, and no one cares about your wit.

I call on the Nightwatcher to fill my boon. I wish for a life off the shard.

[AonEne he/him]

6 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said:

Granted you are witty. But you glow whenever someone taps you, and no one cares about your wit.

I call on the Nightwatcher to fill my boon. I wish for a life off the shard.

The Nightwatcher is unable to grant this boon. Insert a quarter and try again later. 

I'm witty? 

[Kidpen he/him]

5 minutes ago, AonEne said:

The Nightwatcher is unable to grant this boon. Insert a quarter and try again later. 

I'm witty? 

Ene means wisdom, remember?

[BitBitio he/him]

I wish for the ability to silence people at will.

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted, but you give up your own voice when you do so.

I wish for free neopolitan ice cream.

[BitBitio he/him]

Granted, but all other food costs 5 times as much

 

I wish for a perfect memory 

[Guest]

Just now, BitBitio said:

Granted, but all other food costs 5 times as much

 

I wish for a perfect memory 

 

Granted, you now have perfect memory, but now nobody remembers you.

 

I wish tuba would forgive me.

[BitBitio he/him]

I can't speak for TUBA, but if they do...

The cost is that you're exiled from all guilds aside from TUBA for life and you must return all of your Breaths that you stole

 

I wish for the Tenth Heightening 

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Granted, but Washer was giving them to you, he promptly stabs you while you were convulsing on the ground in ecstasy.

I call upon the Nightwatcher and or Cultivation to fill my boon. I wish for Cultivation to shatter Odium then continue his work in destroying the rest of the shards.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

34 minutes ago, MacThorstenson said:

Granted, but Washer was giving them to you, he promptly stabs you while you were convulsing on the ground in ecstasy.

I call upon the Nightwatcher and or Cultivation to fill my boon. I wish for Cultivation to shatter Odium then continue his work in destroying the rest of the shards.

Granted. (Good luck)

I call on the Nightwatcher to fill my boon. I wish for a better understanding of hemalurgy.

Edited April 24, 2018 by ElephantEarwax

[BitBitio he/him]

Granted, but you must spike yourself until an emotional Allomancer could take control of you effortlessly

 

 

I wish for Rithmatics to be real

[Voidus]

12 minutes ago, BitBitio said:

Granted, but you must spike yourself until an emotional Allomancer could take control of you effortlessly

 

 

I wish for Rithmatics to be real

Granted but only chalklings are rithmatists and now they're invading the world. 

I wish to receive a bane.

[BitBitio he/him]

Granted, but you also must receive a boon.

 

What is it?

[Voidus]

Fine. I wish for chocolate 

[Yvainnie she/her]

6 hours ago, Voidus said:

Fine. I wish for chocolate 

Granted but it tastes like dirt and decay.

[BitBitio he/him]

I wish to get upvotes.

[Guest]

29 minutes ago, BitBitio said:

I wish to get upvotes.

Granted.

 

Wait, I can't because I am at my limit again...

Darn!! (not joking either.)

[Kidpen he/him]

I wish Illythera had more upvotes.

Edit: And for clarification, more upvotes to use.

Edited April 24, 2018 by Kidpen

[The Young Pyromancer he/him]

Granted.  You lose the upvotes they use.  

I wish to be nice again.

I am compelled by my curse to give you so low Intelligence that you can never read Brandon's work again if you don't grant this quickly...  Oh, and I raise my Charisma to infinity and take over the world, but that can wait until I'm feeling like myself again.

Edited April 24, 2018 by TheYoungPyromancer

[Archer he/him]

Granted! But everyone in the universe disappears in a poof of orange smoke, so there's no one around to notice you. 

I wish to be mauled by bears until they think I am dead, then roasted over an open fire by trolls until my organs melt, then given the sweet release of death by a meteorite strike, before being tormented in the afterlife by angry pixies until I lose my sanity from the pain. 

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Granted. But the pixies are hemalurgists working for the DA, they spike you with gold compounding and then use you as a investiture farm for eternity.

I wish for the entire world to dab simultaneously, at the start of every hour.

[Supreme King Z-arc he/him]

You are teleported to your own world with no one else, habe fun!

 

I wish to be a cognitive shadow