Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Devout Pathian]

3 hours ago, AonEne said:

I wish to be able to write good books without writer's block, and for this to not hamper anything for any other writers.

Granted, but all your characters’ names will start with “X.”

I wish to be Mistborn.

[The Thinking Herald he/him]

Granted, but the Snapping occurs after a mass shooting where all the people you care about are killed, and you also get PTSD.

I wish for infinite amounts of good luck.

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted, every one of your enemies gets good luck at your expense.

I wish there was no more sickness

 

[Devout Pathian]

The nightwatcher grants your boon, but as your bane, you forget what good health is and always assume you have the worst, even though you have great health just like everyone else. 

O Nightwatcher please grant my wish of “truth, justice, freedom, and a hard-boiled egg.”

[Supreme King Z-arc he/him]

You just get a "hard-boiled egg" 

 

I wish fo a thousand clones of me 

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted, but each one makes you more unstable, so at a single touch you evaporate.

I wish I was awesome.

Edited April 8, 2018 by Kidpen

[Hempknight he/him]

Granted but to balance the scales everyone close to you has equal amounts of bad luck. 

I wish I was a real boy. 

[Devout Pathian]

Granted, but in exchange three of your closest friends become puppets.

I wish my sister would finish reading Way of Kings.  She started about two years ago before I read any of Sanderson and told me how good it was, but she hasn’t even finished part 2.  What is wrong with her?

[Gancho Libre he/him]

 

11 hours ago, Aurora the Rioter said:

Granted, but in exchange three of your closest friends become puppets.

I wish my sister would finish reading Way of Kings.  She started about two years ago before I read any of Sanderson and told me how good it was, but she hasn’t even finished part 2.  What is wrong with her?

Granted, but she will then lose the desire to read Words of Radiance.

I wish I was a Dustbringer with mad skilz

[Supreme King Z-arc he/him]

Granted, you get no curse because there is no stormlight on earth 

I wish to be sonic the hedgehog 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

1 hour ago, Skip Hates Dragons said:

Granted, you get no curse because there is no stormlight on earth 

I wish to be sonic the hedgehog 

Granted, but since you are now a hedgehog, you must leave everybody dear to you and live with your own kind.

[Hufdud]

5 hours ago, Gancho Libre said:

Granted, but since you are now a hedgehog, you must leave everybody dear to you and live with your own kind.

You asked no boon yet still I will grant you the identity of Stick. This is both a boon and a bane dependant upon your enlightenment.

 

I wish to see the master plan for the Cosmere from Brandon’s mind.

[Supreme King Z-arc he/him]

16 minutes ago, Hufdud said:

I wish to see the master plan for the Cosmere from Brandon’s mind.

You get a diagram-like rush of cosmere knowledge and write all of it down on whatever is around you 

 

I wish to ascend with the power of a shard 

[Devout Pathian]

The Nightwatcher gives you the knoweldge on how to collect the splinters to Honor’s shard, but you much complete gathering them yourself.  As your bane you loose your strength (as if you were a dedicat in the Runelord books. If you haven’t read it, it means you are too weak to do most tasks.  Also read them, they are good.)  You can still do a few things though, so good luck with your quest of collecting the splinters.

I petition the Nightwatcher so that I can speak, read, and write all languages including all the ones on earth and in the cosmere.

[Windrunner2319]

54 minutes ago, Aurora the Rioter said:

The Nightwatcher gives you the knoweldge on how to collect the splinters to Honor’s shard, but you much complete gathering them yourself.  As your bane you loose your strength (as if you were a dedicat in the Runelord books. If you haven’t read it, it means you are too weak to do most tasks.  Also read them, they are good.)  You can still do a few things though, so good luck with your quest of collecting the splinters.

I petition the Nightwatcher so that I can speak, read, and write all languages including all the ones on earth and in the cosmere.

The Nightwatcher grants your request, but your bane is short term memory loss.

I ask to become a mistborn. (Why not?)

[Supreme King Z-arc he/him]

4 minutes ago, Windrunner2319 said:

I ask to become a mistborn. (Why not?)

You are now a mistborn savant of all 16 metals 

 

I wish to be a Windrunner 

[Hufdud]

1 hour ago, Skip Hates Dragons said:

You are now a mistborn savant of all 16 metals 

 

I wish to be a Windrunner 

Your wish is granted but you also have the bane of uncontrollable fear of heights.

 

I wish the ability to convince Brandon to kill off one of his main characters.

[Supreme King Z-arc he/him]

Granted (have you read hero of ages?) You get attacked by a stampede of fangirls after the character dies and get killed in the same wat that character did 

I wish alcatraz was cosmere  

[Gancho Libre he/him]

17 minutes ago, Skip Hates Dragons said:

Granted (have you read hero of ages?) You get attacked by a stampede of fangirls after the character dies and get killed in the same wat that character did 

I wish alcatraz was cosmere  

Granted, but then every other non-cosmere work is adapted to the Cosmere as well.

Most of them, including Alcatraz, are killed by Steelheart or some other Epic.

I wish my mechanical pencil never ran out of lead.

[Devout Pathian]

Granted but all the erasers you use never work and always smugg the paper.

I wish for a water bottle that is always full with water.

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted. The water bottle is the most lose able thing in the world, and it's decoration completely is against your personality.

I wish it was easy to come up with alleyverse rules.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

10 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

Granted. The water bottle is the most lose able thing in the world, and it's decoration completely is against your personality.

I wish it was easy to come up with alleyverse rules.

granted, but after the perfect rule set comes to your mind, the mods decide to shut down the community section of the forums, saying that RP is pointless and theories are the most important part of the site.

I wish for the Lord Beaver to be a thing. (See: http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/60653-hemalurgic-beaver/?page=1)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

13 minutes ago, MacThorstenson said:

granted, but after the perfect rule set comes to your mind, the mods decide to shut down the community section of the forums, saying that RP is pointless and theories are the most important part of the site.

I wish for the Lord Beaver to be a thing. (See: http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/60653-hemalurgic-beaver/?page=1)

Granted, but it makes a gigantic empire and every human is eradicated.

I wish I could get to Solla Sollew, where they never have troubles.

At least very few.

[The Young Pyromancer he/him]

Granted.  It's on Mars.  You can get there... eventually.

I wish for the ability to control myself and others DND attributes.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but your personality changes so that you hate everyone and give them all awful attributes.

I wish for a puppy. (If you hurt my puppy in your bane somehow then I will hire a Ghostblood to kill you)