Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted, but said puppy was a member of the Ghostblood's and an assassin for you.

I wish for a ghostblood puppy.

Edited April 21, 2018 by Kidpen

[Supreme King Z-arc he/him]

3 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

Granted, but said puppy was a member of the Ghostblood's and an assassin for you.

I wish for a ghostblood puppy.

How is a ghostblood assassin puppy bad? (Also can we please get fanart of that)

You now have an evil supper ghostblood puppy who has rabies 

I want to be the best yugioh player in the world 

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but the rest of the world hates all card games that are not Pokemon.

I wish for my puppy to be immune to tumors and never get any, because tumors are THE WORST THING. EVER.

Also, the Ghostblood puppy thing reminded me of something I wrote once (spoilered for length though it's not that long) :

Spoiler

Have you ever been told to write something and then you just didn’t know what to do? I mean, there you are, minding your own business, thinking about lunch or biology homework or the ethical ramifications and consequences of a world in which nobody has a soul and when the world’s residents try to reclaim their souls, everyone dies. Just random, everyday crap like that. And then along comes a teacher who probably doesn’t care about grades anyways, but you still starting freaking out and wondering if this is the end of your A in that class - except maybe you don’t have an A, maybe you’re even worse off and you’ve got a D, or an F, or even a Q. Then you’d be freaking out even more; it’s a wonder that someone with those grades managed to get into high school, or college, or that one top secret government agency designed to conquer America’s enemies with the power of espionage puppies. You know, totally normal schools, but bad grades can really take someone down.

I mean, what’s a lyric essay in the first place? They say it’s an essay, but without a structure - except that it does have one, and the structure of the essay that supposedly doesn’t have a structure is to pretend that said structured essay has no structure. But that’s barely even English, and it makes your brain second-guess the spelling of the word struktur. So really, nobody knows anything about lyric essays...well, I mean, we know that they aren’t an “essay”, they’re CREATIVE WRITING. So there. They have to be nonfiction - but you can take liberties. They have to be of your own composition - but if you steal lines from other literary works and allude to them, then people will love you more than star-crossed lovers taking their lives. They have to be written using letters - and there’s no exception to that, so if you write in binary or Alethi glyphs, sorry, you ARE a star-crossed idiotic teenager-in-love-with-someone-that-they-just-met taking their own life. Or having that life taken from them. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Here, have this espio - this especially cute puppy! I need to leave now so that the police won’t associate me with your dea - your new puppy. Bye!

Coincidentally, it mentions Sanderson stuff cause I'm addicted. Branerdon Sanderfans for the win!

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted. but, um (trying to make this as not-sad as possible) your puppy discovers it is a super hero and needs to leave you to go save the world an millions of people many times over, although it might visit every once in a while in the down time.

I wish more people read Sanderson.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but they all hate him.

So the Sharders hunt them down and

So the Sharders don't like them either.

I wish my puppy finished saving the world and got to stay with me for the rest of both our lives.

[Snipexe he/him]

Granted, but all of Brandon’s work is destroyed

i wish I wasn’t allergic to cats

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Granted. Now you are allergic to chocolate.

I call on the Nightwatcher to fill my boon. I wish for love.

[Snipexe he/him]

Granted, you get L.O.V.E.

Lounging

Oboeists

Violently

Electricute

I wish to know how to create inifinite chocolate

Edited April 22, 2018 by Snipexe

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted, only you are still allergic.

I wish Snipexe was not allergic to chocolate. 

[Snipexe he/him]

Granted but now you are

I wish @Kidpen wasn’t allergic to chocolate

[Supreme King Z-arc he/him]

Granted 

But now everyone is Alegria except you two and now chocolate is no longer produced 

 

I wish to die and come back from the dead 

[I think I am here. he/him]

Granted

But then you realize death is pretty nice and commit suicide.

 

I wish to have an honorbalde

[AonEne he/him]

Granted. You get an 'honorbalde'.

However, I get all the Honorblades.

I wish we humans would stop screwing up our storming planet.

[InvertShard he/him]

Sure. Now your 'storming planet' is destroyed by a spren.

I want to be able to Surgebind any two surges (not just adjacent ones).

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

On Tuesday, March 27, 2018 at 6:49 PM, Nathrangking said:

I call upon the power of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish for my name to be spoken of in awe from this day forward.

Granted!

The Nightwatcher has turned you into a perpetually adorable baby. You are so adorable and cute that every human mind merely in your presence is rendered insensate by your extreme cuteness. The only word they are able to form in this adoring, stupefied state is "Aw", which quickly becomes the moniker by which you are known to the world. So technically your new name will we be spoken in "awe".

I wish that Hostess had never gone bankrupt, and that little chocolate donettes were still as delicious as they used to be.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

Sorry to double post, just noticed that I fulfilled an old Boon.

Here's the current one.

1 hour ago, InvertShard said:

I want to be able to Surgebind any two surges (not just adjacent ones).

Granted, the Nightwatcher asks you to pick your two surges. After pondering the possibilities you pick your 2 surges. When you finish your request the Nightwatcher and Cultivation start laughing uncontrollably. After 5 minutes of watching the Nightwatcher and cultivation rolling through foliage laughing you ask them what they find so funny.

Then the Nightwatcher, with green luminous eyes leaking tears, explains to you between hysterical bursts of laughter that you can't get stormlight the normal way others get it. You can only power your surges by the maloderous byproducts of your own digestion. Congratulations, you have founded a brand new order of super beings on Roshar, thus were the Knights Flatulent founded. And Lo, a mighty wind blew down from the mountain, it wasn't the beginning but it was a beginning.

Same wish as the earlier post, I wish that Hostess had never gone bankrupt, and that little chocolate donettes were still as delicious as they used to be.

Edited April 22, 2018 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine
forgot to add my wish, rank amateur kind of stuff

[Nathrangking he/him]

 

15 minutes ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

Granted!

The Nightwatcher has turned you into a perpetually adorable baby. You are so adorable and cute that every human mind merely in your presence is rendered insensate by your extreme cuteness. The only word they are able to form in this adoring, stupefied state is "Aw", which quickly becomes the moniker by which you are known to the world. So technically your new name will we be spoken in "awe".

I wish that Hostess had never gone bankrupt, and that little chocolate donettes were still as delicious as they used to be.

Granted. Hostess remains in business. However, you develop an intense aversion to all hostess products.

I call upon the power of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be the master of my own destiny.

 

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

4 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

Granted. Hostess remains in business. However, you develop an intense aversion to all hostess products.

I call upon the power of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be the master of my own destiny.

I'll take a hit for the collective good of humanity, thank you for restoring chocolate donettes!

The Nightwatcher hands you a job application and gives you the book "Who moved my cheese?". You're well on your way to a lucrative and fulfilling life in middle management. Oh and the Nightwatcher also threw in a nice mahogany and brass desktop nameplate, and your name looks super nice etched in Bronze next to the title "Assistant to the Lead Assistant of World wide Distribution, Hoboken division"

[AonEne he/him]

Granted. A video game called Your Destiny comes out and you master every corner of the game -

Aw, ninja'd.

Well, you didn't wish, so I wish for Tui to write FASTER ALREADY AHHHHHH.

[Apollyon he/him]

@AonEne Granted, this so called ‘Tui’ writes so fast that the fabric of space-time collapses in on itself, leaving nothing that ‘Tui’ has written.

I wish for the ability to summon my friends to myself instantaneously whenever I want.

[AonEne he/him]

*is crying too hard to say anything*

[Kidpen he/him]

5 minutes ago, AonEne said:

*is crying too hard to say anything*

Who is Tui?

6 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

@AonEne Granted, this so called ‘Tui’ writes so fast that the fabric of space-time collapses in on itself, leaving nothing that ‘Tui’ has written.

I wish for the ability to summon my friends to myself instantaneously whenever I want.

Granted, they are exactly where you are, and you disappear.

I wish AonEne felt better.

[Apollyon he/him]

Granted, but now ‘Tui’ is morbidly depressed, and as a side effect, so is Ene.

[AonEne he/him]

Tui T. Sutherland is an author; her best known books are probably Wings of Fire, which my profile pic is from. More for kids, but I heavily recommend them.

[AonEne he/him]

Whyyyyyyyyy

*starts crying again*

(I don't intend any offense towards depressed people)

Edited October 10, 2018 by AonEne
Apologizing for my double post, not that anyone will ever read this. If someone does, in fact, could you post a status update on my page? If you find this, you get upvotes! XD