BitBitio Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 Granted, but you must spike yourself until an emotional Allomancer could take control of you effortlessly I wish for Rithmatics to be real 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 12 minutes ago, BitBitio said: Granted, but you must spike yourself until an emotional Allomancer could take control of you effortlessly I wish for Rithmatics to be real Granted but only chalklings are rithmatists and now they're invading the world. I wish to receive a bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 Granted, but you also must receive a boon. What is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 Fine. I wish for chocolate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvainnie Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 6 hours ago, Voidus said: Fine. I wish for chocolate Granted but it tastes like dirt and decay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 I wish to get upvotes. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 29 minutes ago, BitBitio said: I wish to get upvotes. Granted. Wait, I can't because I am at my limit again... Darn!! (not joking either.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 (edited) I wish Illythera had more upvotes. Edit: And for clarification, more upvotes to use. Edited April 24, 2018 by Kidpen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Young Pyromancer Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 (edited) Granted. You lose the upvotes they use. I wish to be nice again. I am compelled by my curse to give you so low Intelligence that you can never read Brandon's work again if you don't grant this quickly... Oh, and I raise my Charisma to infinity and take over the world, but that can wait until I'm feeling like myself again. Edited April 24, 2018 by TheYoungPyromancer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 Granted! But everyone in the universe disappears in a poof of orange smoke, so there's no one around to notice you. I wish to be mauled by bears until they think I am dead, then roasted over an open fire by trolls until my organs melt, then given the sweet release of death by a meteorite strike, before being tormented in the afterlife by angry pixies until I lose my sanity from the pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 Granted. But the pixies are hemalurgists working for the DA, they spike you with gold compounding and then use you as a investiture farm for eternity. I wish for the entire world to dab simultaneously, at the start of every hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme King Z-arc Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 You are teleported to your own world with no one else, habe fun! I wish to be a cognitive shadow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 Granted, but you Nahel bond with Sadeas. I wish to have Oculator powers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 Granted, but you grow another mustache. I wish for Nightblood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 How is that a bane? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 41 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said: Granted, but you grow another mustache. I wish for Nightblood. Granted, but you become evil. Nightblood has no choice but to destroy you. I wish to be a dragon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 it is inside your nose. granted, but you're also declawed and fireless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 Still not a bane. I wish for more mustaches. I don't care where. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletSabre Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 Granted, but the mustaches grow from every pore of your body, interlocking like scales and making you as hairy as Chewbacca. I wish for more time to read and relax in the day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Young Pyromancer Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 Granted. You have insomnia. You can read at night. I wish there was other people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 Granted. Because there ARE other people. But now you are stuck forever out in public, never given any privacy. I wish for ice cream. (Kidpen is rubbing off on me, ice cream is delicious.) But not spiked ice cream, or anything like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 Granted, but it is only PISTACHIO!! I wish for the shard of Honor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 Granted, but its Intent corrupts you to the point where you only help those who have won awards for being honorable. I wish I didn't have to go to math class. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvertShard Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 Granted but you cannot have a job that requires for you to think. Life before death, Strength before weakness, Journey before destination. I will unite instead of divide. For my boon I wish to be a Bondsmith of the Nightwatcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Young Pyromancer Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 5 hours ago, AonEne said: Granted. Because there ARE other people. But now you are stuck forever out in public, never given any privacy. I wish for ice cream. (Kidpen is rubbing off on me, ice cream is delicious.) But not spiked ice cream, or anything like that. I had a boon that made everyone else disappear. 19 minutes ago, InvertShard said: Granted but you cannot have a job that requires for you to think. Life before death, Strength before weakness, Journey before destination. I will unite instead of divide. For my boon I wish to be a Bondsmith of the Nightwatcher. Granted. You mess up the storyline on Roshar, and Odium wins. He spares you and the Nightwatcher, and you must watch as Odium murders all your favorite Rosharans, going on to paint a streak havoc across the Cosmere before Harmony finally stops him. I wish I could change people's ability scores above 20. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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