InvertShard

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Granted, but you can only get the worst jobs available for the rest of your life. I want a pet squirrel and for my bane not to be about my squirrel.

Granted, but you can only get the worst jobs available for the rest of your life. I want a pet squirrel and for my bane not to be about my squirrel.

Granted, but a psychic kills you with a thought. I want to be a Fullborn.

Granted, but you get squashed by a dinosaur within a minute of your first travel. I want to have a non-evil twin that can take my place in life every once in a while.

Ninjad again! I don't like these typos!

Granted, you explode. I want to be Adonalsium.

Granted, but you forget everything about all of his previous books and have to read them all over again. I want to rule the universe/cosmere.

That's not flying. That's hovering.

I just realized that, so you cannot read anything other than fantasy novels, including the internet (and the 17th shard website). My wish still stands.

Granted but you cannot read any of your other favorite books (There are a lot of books you know). I wish I could fly no matter what emotions I have at the time.

Granted, but you cannot read any books Brandon Sanderson writes after that, it just looks like gibberish. I wish I was never afraid and could still fly.

You ninjad me! I just fixed that autocorrect typo!

Granted, but the webs shoot out of your wrists on and on forever, entangling everything you get near. I wish I could fly like Superman.

Me too. I'm sorry I can't help you with that but I can teleport you into her life so that you can give her counseling. Good luck. I want to have the entire storming Stormlight Archive right storming now!