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11 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

Granted. However, due to your inexperience you cause time to fold in on itself and end all of existence.

I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be the supreme and benevolent master and overlord of the internet.

Granted, though the internet becomes overrun by trolls and spammers, causing it to be shut down.

I wish I could draw working Aons extremely quickly.

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Granted. You can draw Aons faster than the speed of thought.

Naturally, that means you are unable to consciously control what Aons you draw. You accidentally trace an Aon Sheo onto your chest, and promptly undergo cardiac arrest.

I wish to corrupt the Nightwatcher with the power of Sja-Anat.

Posted
On 4/3/2018 at 6:01 AM, Skip Hates Dragons said:

The nightwatcher is now corupted and consequently can no longer give boons but instead now shows people their future. 

This topic is now pointless.

But wouldn’t that be extremely boring?

I call on the powers of the Knights Radiant to aid me in order to fulfill their oaths. Windrunners have sworn to help those who cannot help themselves, and there’s no way I’ll be able to do this: Kill Sja-Anat, and return the Nigtwatcher to her former glory.

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Granted, but the Radiant's by doing so discover the reason the recreance happened, so the recreance happens.

I wish the recreance didn't happen.

Posted
1 hour ago, Kidpen said:

Granted, but the Radiant's by doing so discover the reason the recreance happened, so the recreance happens.

I wish the recreance didn't happen.

Granted, but now the Stormlight Archive doesn’t exist... :(

I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be able to live anywhere I want to in the Cosmere, with a long and prosperous life with many friends and family members.

Posted
42 minutes ago, Ashspren said:

Granted, but now the Stormlight Archive doesn’t exist... :(

I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be able to live anywhere I want to in the Cosmere, with a long and prosperous life with many friends and family members.

Granted, but you have extremely bad memory loss, causing you to lose your cosmere awareness, and knowledge of your friends and family. 

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to grant me this boon: I wish to be a fullborn with fully filled metalminds along with multiple vials.

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Granted, but you become influenced by either Ruin or Odium, ultimately bringing the downfall of the Cosmere and becoming known by all as a tormenter and tyrant.

I wish time could be turned and people's minds could be changed to result in the Stormfather winning the Cage Match of 2018.

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22 hours ago, Ashspren said:
On 04/04/2018 at 11:07 PM, Kidpen said:

 

Granted, but now the Stormlight Archive doesn’t exist... :(

I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be able to live anywhere I want to in the Cosmere, with a long and prosperous life with many friends and family members.

Boon gra . . . . Who's the Nightwatcher and what u all talking about? 

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Granted, but the Stormfather doesn't like time paradox's, so he kills you.

I wish for infinite ice cream.

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Posted (edited)
10 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

I wish for infinite ice cream.

Granted but u get it all at ounce and now all time and space has been filled to bursting with its dairy goodness 

I ask the boon of a flake and sprinkles 

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Granted. Although you so not get to choose when or where you store or tap them. 

I wish to be ugly. 

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Reverse physiology. Does that mean I get something good?

 

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Posted
10 hours ago, Snipexe said:

Granted, you are now so ugly, you are assumed to be a gorilla, and are kept in a zoo. 

I wish for an a

 

Granted, but you also get a 'z'

I wish for 500 hats, each one appearing only when I take one off.

Posted
11 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said:

Granted, but you also get a 'z'

I wish for 500 hats, each one appearing only when I take one off.

Granted, but you have no jurisdiction over what hats they are, and they occasionally disappear, leaving another in their place.

I wish to be able to set anything on fire at will.

Posted
3 hours ago, Apollyon said:

Granted, but you have no jurisdiction over what hats they are, and they occasionally disappear, leaving another in their place.

I wish to be able to set anything on fire at will.

Granted, but they only last for a millisecond

I wish to be able to have infinite rep

Posted
2 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

Granted, but this crashes the Shard

I wish my house was always clean.

Granted, but you no longer own a house

i wish for some cloth

Posted
37 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said:

granted, but it is all separated into individual threads spread out over millions of miles.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted. you get one more wish.

I wish for amazing writing skills.

Posted
4 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

Granted. you get one more wish.

I wish for amazing writing skills.

Granted, though you are plagued as the rest of us writers are with writer’s block and never actually sitting down to write. 

I wish writer’s block was non-existent.

Posted
15 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

Granted, though you are plagued as the rest of us writers are with writer’s block and never actually sitting down to write. 

I wish writer’s block was non-existent.

Granted, but now every story is terrible since people no longer have to think about what to write.

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I wish to be able to write good books without writer's block, and for this to not hamper anything for any other writers.

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