Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

34 minutes ago, Fizz9 said:

Granted, I don't think anything else is needed. (it crushes you if your wondering)

 

I wish for the ability to get all my work done + make games for my friends. (oh, and if I can get a gift idea for my friend that would be great!)

Granted, but I'm afraid the games suck and your work sucks because you couldn't prioritize. You do come up with the perfect gift idea, though, but you can't afford it because you haven't worked enough (too much of your time was spent making games) and that drives you mad with anger at everything that you die of high blood pressure.

I wish to actually be happy

[YetAnotherCryptic He/Him]

On 4/25/2026 at 4:17 AM, Through the Living Hopper said:

I wish to actually be happy

ok, 
Boon: you are always happy
Bane: You have fulfillment issues.
I wish to not have a wish

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

Just now, YetAnotherCryptic said:

I wish to not have a wish

Fine, but I get to fight you

I wish to unmake every spren.

[YetAnotherCryptic He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Ati_Simp said:

I wish to unmake every spren.

you do, but you are also a spren and are unmade too

I wish for Taln to beat up Todium

Edited April 26 by YetAnotherCryptic
forgot wish

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, however, your legal name has now been changed to Todium

I wish to know what the heck has happened while ive been gone

(it's 11:11, make a wish!)

Edited April 26 by Doomslug the Arcane

[Verdance he/him]

Granted. You now have the ability to scroll through the thread and find out.

I wish to be able to easily draw a convincing face.

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

You can now draw the most convincing slug face you've ever seen.

I wish for estrogen

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. Turns out taking E doesn't really change you that much. You get a better color discrimination, and you're at greater risk of breast cancer now. The Nightwatcher feels bad and gives you a double jump ability. The bane is the risk of cancer.

I wish to be able to beam motivation into everyone's brain at will

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Granted. The motivation you grant is the same motivation that intrusive thoughts provide.

I wish that I looked like one of the Iriali.

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

Granted. However, your golden hair weighs you down so much you are pinned to the ground.

I wish for a puppy.

[Fizz9]

You get a puppy. The puppy eats you and takes over the world.

I wish for the ability to become all powerful.

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

1 minute ago, Fizz9 said:

I wish for the ability to become all powerful.

You're all powerful, but immediately lose the will to do anything.

And for My boon, I wish to give Naze-daughter-Kuzodo a hug!

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Granted, you are filled with the desire to hug them. But you can't, so your urge to hug slowly drives you crazy.

I wish for Sanderson to make Chasmfiends into shock troops in the future.

Edit:

Edited April 29 by Through The Living Grub

[Fizz9]

3 minutes ago, Ati_Simp said:

And for My boon, I wish to give Naze-daughter-Kuzodo a hug!

You give him a hug, then are killed.

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

I wish for Sanderson to make Chasmfiends into shock troops in the future.

It happens after you die.

 

I wish for people to not post at the same time as others.

Edited April 29 by Fizz9

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Granted. The Nightwatcher forever looks into the future to prevent double posts, and your affiliation to this makes you an enemy to Vorinism.

I wish Sanderson to write a short story about Ati and Leras after they take up Ruin and Preservation. Just so we can see the *presumably friends I don't remember if they were specifically friends* have issues due to their Shards.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Your boon is not granted immediately.

I wish I could have a cupcake.

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

Spoiler

15 hours ago, Fizz9 said:

You give him a hug, then are killed.

HIM?

 

12 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I wish I could have a cupcake.

You have a cupcake, but you become temporarily colourblind.

I wish more people realised Leras and Ati were obviously lovers, they basically did the godly equivalent of getting married and starting a family together.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

17 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

Your boon is not granted immediately.

This is the meanest curse the Nightwatcher has made so far.

5 hours ago, Ati_Simp said:

I wish more people realised Leras and Ati were obviously lovers, they basically did the godly equivalent of getting married and starting a family together.

Granted. However, from now on there is always a faint itching sensation on the corner of your left eye.

I wish I had a Divine Breath.

[Fizz9]

5 hours ago, Ati_Simp said:

HIM?

We're gonna pretend that's not a problem

 

11 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

I wish I had a Divine Breath.

Granted. You feel like there is a hair on your tough at all times.

 

I wish for ultimate knowledge of the Cosmere in its entirety

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

Spoiler

25 minutes ago, Fizz9 said:

We're gonna pretend that's not a problem

No, I want a refund, you obviously gave my hug to the wrong person, resurrect me and let me hug Naze-daughter-Kuzodo

 

26 minutes ago, Fizz9 said:

I wish for ultimate knowledge of the Cosmere in its entirety

You have it, but realise that you can never enjoy a cosmere book ever again, since you already know everything that ever happens

I wish for Forms of Power

[DcD25yhtdA8 he/him]

Great, granted, but now you also get the Fused, all of them, talking in your head.

 

I wish to be able to summon Hoid at will.

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

3 hours ago, DcD25yhtdA8 said:

Great, granted, but now you also get the Fused, all of them, talking in your head.

 

I wish to be able to summon Hoid at will.

Granted, but you're not summoning Cephandrius, you're summoning his old master, who is a corpse.

I wish to claim Bavadin's Shard.

[Deception He/Him]

On 5/18/2026 at 1:57 AM, Cephandrious Maxtori said:

Granted, but you're not summoning Cephandrius, you're summoning his old master, who is a corpse.

I wish to claim Bavadin's Shard.

Granted. I will strip Bavadin of his Shard, then give you whatever shards he has.

I wish to be extremely intelligent and be able to reason through any problem every day.