Just A Silvereye he/him/il/lui Posted June 20 Posted June 20 (edited) 43 minutes ago, Cephandrious Maxtori said: You're supposed to add a wish of your own I wish to be able to remember to put wishes. Edited June 20 by Just A Silvereye
Keteᛕ He/Him/His Posted June 20 Posted June 20 Granted. You still don't for some reason. I wish to go to the festival!
Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer Posted June 20 Posted June 20 (edited) Granted, but your sense of direction is perpetually offset by 47° I wish for a hot dog Edited June 20 by Cephandrious Maxtori
Ascended Grubberfly He/Him Posted June 20 Posted June 20 Granted. You have a wonderful hotdog, but now you know all the disgusting things that go into them. Enjoy! i wish for bronze feruchemy.
Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer Posted June 20 Posted June 20 Joke's on you, as long as it's edible, I don't care. I'd eat human if it was consensually obtained. Granted, but copper prices have spiked, so bronze is ludicrously expensive. I wish for Bacon on my hot dog
Ascended Grubberfly He/Him Posted June 20 Posted June 20 Granted. Any time you are walking in public, someone pies you in the face. I wish I could tune my vocal cords to resonate at specific frequencies when I need them to.
Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer Posted June 20 Posted June 20 Yay, free pie; Granted, but you randomly feel ticklish at inappropriate times
Ascended Grubberfly He/Him Posted June 20 Posted June 20 2 minutes ago, Cephandrious Maxtori said: Yay, free pie; Granted, but you randomly feel ticklish at inappropriate times Because you asked for no Boon, the Nightwatcher just Curses you with permanent hiccups. I wish for a shirt that says: “Give life lemons!”
Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer Posted June 20 Posted June 20 1 hour ago, Ascended Grubberfly said: Because you asked for no Boon, the Nightwatcher just Curses you with permanent hiccups. I wish for a shirt that says: “Give life lemons!” You get it, but it's in an impossible to read font. I wish for my hiccup curse to end
Just A Silvereye he/him/il/lui Posted June 21 Posted June 21 23 hours ago, Cephandrious Maxtori said: You get it, but it's in an impossible to read font. I wish for my hiccup curse to end Granted, it ends. And then it restarts. I wish for the weather to get less tremendously hot.
Deception He/Him Posted June 21 Posted June 21 2 hours ago, Just A Silvereye said: Granted, it ends. And then it restarts. I wish for the weather to get less tremendously hot. Granted. The sun goes out. Now everything is nice and chilly. I wish for a dog.
Ascended Grubberfly He/Him Posted June 21 Posted June 21 2 minutes ago, Deception said: Granted. The sun goes out. Now everything is nice and chilly. I wish for a dog. Granted. It is a wonderful dog. You now have two left feet.
Deception He/Him Posted June 21 Posted June 21 2 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said: Granted. It is a wonderful dog. You now have two left feet. Since you didn't ask for a boon, you only get a curse. My wonderful new dog now licks you so much it looks like you fell in a puddle every time you go near it. I wish for a cat.
Factor She/Her Posted June 22 Posted June 22 (edited) 18 hours ago, Deception said: Since you didn't ask for a boon, you only get a curse. My wonderful new dog now licks you so much it looks like you fell in a puddle every time you go near it. I wish for a cat. Granted. You get a cat. The cat shreds all your books and clothes. Then it kicks you out of your house. I wish I could spend more time on the Shard. Edited June 22 by Factor
Ascended Grubberfly He/Him Posted June 22 Posted June 22 3 minutes ago, Factor said: Granted. You get a cat. The cat shreds all your books and clothes. Then it kicks you out of your house. I wish I could spend more time on the Shard. Granted. However, activity plummets so you just wander around the empty threads, wondering where everyone went. I wish I was better at competitive Pokémon. 1
Factor She/Her Posted June 22 Posted June 22 27 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said: Granted. However, activity plummets so you just wander around the empty threads, wondering where everyone went. I wish I was better at competitive Pokémon. Of course! You have amazing strategy, and always know exactly which move to do or item to use or when to switch out! Though your team consists of unevolvable Magikarps. I wish for a flying hermit crab pet!
DcD25yhtdA8 he/him Posted June 26 Posted June 26 On 6/22/2026 at 12:58 PM, Factor said: Of course! You have amazing strategy, and always know exactly which move to do or item to use or when to switch out! Though your team consists of unevolvable Magikarps. I wish for a flying hermit crab pet! Granted, it's your pet, it doesn't like you very much and constantly attacks you. I wish to be a Shard, but not be consumed by the Intent of said Shard.
Ascended Grubberfly He/Him Posted June 26 Posted June 26 Granted. You are a Platespren. Shoulda specified what Shard you were I wish for my hair to stay tamed after I brush it.
Through the Living Hopper He/Him Posted June 27 Posted June 27 (edited) Granted, but it like a tamed cat and scratches everyone you like who walks by you. I wish for friends. Edited June 27 by Through the Living Hopper
Ascended Grubberfly He/Him Posted June 27 Posted June 27 3 minutes ago, Through the Living Hopper said: Granted, but it like a tamed cat and scratches everyone you like who walks by you. I wish for friends. Granted. You have so many friends that you are crushed by the friendship. I wish I could ignore gravity whenever I want, but only when I want to.
DcD25yhtdA8 he/him Posted June 28 Posted June 28 On 6/25/2026 at 9:02 PM, DcD25yhtdA8 said: Granted, it's your pet, it doesn't like you very much and constantly attacks you. I wish to be a Shard, but not be consumed by the Intent of said Shard. On 6/26/2026 at 8:30 AM, Ascended Grubberfly said: Granted. You are a Platespren. Shoulda specified what Shard you were I wish for my hair to stay tamed after I brush it. I want a trial to be placed on my wish and how it was gifted, I stated that the Shard had Intent, last I checked the only Shards that have such Intent are the Shards of Adonalsium.
Ascended Grubberfly He/Him Posted June 28 Posted June 28 6 hours ago, DcD25yhtdA8 said: I want a trial to be placed on my wish and how it was gifted, I stated that the Shard had Intent, last I checked the only Shards that have such Intent are the Shards of Adonalsium. I made you into a set of Shardplate, since you didn’t specify what kind of Shard, only that it had Intent. The active wish is currently: I wish I could ignore gravity whenever I want, but only when I want to.
Deception He/Him Posted July 4 Posted July 4 On 6/27/2026 at 12:09 PM, Ascended Grubberfly said: I wish I could ignore gravity whenever I want, but only when I want to. Granted. The ability makes you lazy and you gain 400 pounds in fat. I wish my computer would stop thinking that random video games are viruses.
Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer Posted July 4 Posted July 4 Granted, but now it thinks your browser is a virus and quarantines it. I wish I didn't need to sleep
Soulbinder she/her Posted July 6 Posted July 6 Granted. You now need to consume 300,000 calories a day to stay alive. Have fun! I wish I could control whether or not it's cloudy, specifically at night.
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