Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Just A Silvereye he/him/il/lui]

43 minutes ago, Cephandrious Maxtori said:

You're supposed to add a wish of your own

 

I wish to be able to remember to put wishes.

Edited Saturday at 03:56 PM by Just A Silvereye

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

Granted. You still don't for some reason.

I wish to go to the festival!

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

Granted, but your sense of direction is perpetually offset by 47°

I wish for a hot dog

Edited Saturday at 07:16 PM by Cephandrious Maxtori

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

Granted. You have a wonderful hotdog, but now you know all the disgusting things that go into them. Enjoy!

i wish for bronze feruchemy.

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

Joke's on you, as long as it's edible, I don't care. I'd eat human if it was consensually obtained.

Granted, but copper prices have spiked, so bronze is ludicrously expensive.

I wish for Bacon on my hot dog

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

Granted. Any time you are walking in public, someone pies you in the face.

I wish I could tune my vocal cords to resonate at specific frequencies when I need them to.

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

Yay, free pie;

Granted, but you randomly feel ticklish at inappropriate times

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Cephandrious Maxtori said:

Yay, free pie;

Granted, but you randomly feel ticklish at inappropriate times

Because you asked for no Boon, the Nightwatcher just Curses you with permanent hiccups.

I wish for a shirt that says: “Give life lemons!”

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

1 hour ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

Because you asked for no Boon, the Nightwatcher just Curses you with permanent hiccups.

I wish for a shirt that says: “Give life lemons!”

You get it, but it's in an impossible to read font.

I wish for my hiccup curse to end

[Just A Silvereye he/him/il/lui]

23 hours ago, Cephandrious Maxtori said:

You get it, but it's in an impossible to read font.

I wish for my hiccup curse to end

Granted, it ends.

 

 

And then it restarts.

I wish for the weather to get less tremendously hot.

[Deception He/Him]

2 hours ago, Just A Silvereye said:

Granted, it ends.

 

 

And then it restarts.

I wish for the weather to get less tremendously hot.

Granted. The sun goes out. Now everything is nice and chilly.

I wish for a dog.

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Deception said:

Granted. The sun goes out. Now everything is nice and chilly.

I wish for a dog.

Granted. It is a wonderful dog. You now have two left feet.

[Deception He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

Granted. It is a wonderful dog. You now have two left feet.

Since you didn't ask for a boon, you only get a curse. My wonderful new dog now licks you so much it looks like you fell in a puddle every time you go near it.

I wish for a cat.

[Factor She/Her]

18 hours ago, Deception said:

Since you didn't ask for a boon, you only get a curse. My wonderful new dog now licks you so much it looks like you fell in a puddle every time you go near it.

I wish for a cat.

Granted. You get a cat. The cat shreds all your books and clothes. Then it kicks you out of your house.

I wish I could spend more time on the Shard.

Edited 7 hours ago by Factor

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Factor said:

Granted. You get a cat. The cat shreds all your books and clothes. Then it kicks you out of your house.

I wish I could spend more time on the Shard.

Granted. However, activity plummets so you just wander around the empty threads, wondering where everyone went.

I wish I was better at competitive Pokémon.

 

[Factor She/Her]

27 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

Granted. However, activity plummets so you just wander around the empty threads, wondering where everyone went.

I wish I was better at competitive Pokémon.

 

Of course! You have amazing strategy, and always know exactly which move to do or item to use or when to switch out!

 

Though your team consists of unevolvable Magikarps.

I wish for a flying hermit crab pet!