Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Hempknight he/him]

33 minutes ago, Skip Hates Dragons said:

I wish to be a dragon

Granted. You wake up a Komodo dragon in a makabaki zoo

 

I wish for a real life nahl bond (and the shardblade/surges that come with it)

[Lord Meeker he/him]

Granted. Though you have a higher chance (x10) to break that bond and killing your spren, which is one of the unknown spren types, therefore you are bonded to a Lamespren.

My real wish, however, is to have a sword, more powerful than NB, that can destroy Shards.

[Hempknight he/him]

10 hours ago, Sahin the Just said:

 

My real wish, however, is to have a sword, more powerful than NB, that can destroy Shards.

Granted but unlike nightblood when the steel was awakened it's sole purpose was to protect so it won't even leave its sheath thus is unable to cause harm to anyone 

i ask for the great boon of herdazian fingernails. 

[Lord Meeker he/him]

Granted. Although you are unable to clip them and they become a hindrance. 

I wish to have an army if 40,000 lifeless that obey my every command. 

[AonEne he/him]

Granted. But they are at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.

I wish for a boon that is actually helpful - to me, not my enemies, and to have it for at least a year with no negative consequences to me after that year save for the boon being taken away.

[Supreme King Z-arc he/him]

42 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Granted. But they are at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean

Fish lifeless? That's awesome 

42 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I wish for a boon that is actually helpful - to me, not my enemies, and to have it for at least a year with no negative consequences to me after that year save for the boon being taken away.

Granted 1 year after your get your boon (wich gives you ALL the smedry talents) you transform into a toad

 

I want acess to all the magic systems in the Cosmere 

Edited March 31, 2018 by Skip Hates Dragons
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[AonEne he/him]

1 minute ago, Skip Hates Dragons said:

Fish lifeless? That's awesome 

Granted 1 year after your get your boon (wich gives you ALL the smedry talents) you transform into a toad

Isn't that negative? I mean, nothing against toads, but I would consider it to be a bad thing.

[Supreme King Z-arc he/him]

Just now, AonEne said:

Isn't that negative? I mean, nothing against toads, but I would consider it to be a bad thing.

The toad is the curse and the talents are your boon 

[AonEne he/him]

Yes, but I specified no negative consequences except for the loss of the boon. That curse is negative.

[Supreme King Z-arc he/him]

1 minute ago, AonEne said:

Yes, but I specified no negative consequences except for the loss of the boon. That curse is negative.

Oh I misread sorry

[AonEne he/him]

Just now, Skip Hates Dragons said:

Oh I misread sorry

It's fine. I can reword the wish is it's not allowed, although bad things could still happen to me if I was given certain boons.

[Hempknight he/him]

5 hours ago, AonEne said:

 

I wish for a boon that is actually helpful - to me, not my enemies, and to have it for at least a year with no negative consequences to me after that year save for the boon being taken away.

Granted you shall have a boon without any curse. You shall have such a boon of wealth, power and all your mortal desires shall be granted for one year but that is a dog year as this was not specified and unluckly for u that the natural jealousy of men occurred and your best friend kills you two week in for his wife giving u the eye over your new found power. 

I ask the boon of the power to open my own personal perpendicularity. Think it should save me a few bob on bus fairs

[AonEne he/him]

Granted. You are cursed with the inability to communicate in ANY WAY.

[Supreme King Z-arc he/him]

I wish to  use all the magic systems in the Cosmere 

[Ashspren]

Granted! As one of your powers, you become a Knight Radiant— a Windrunner. You soon breath your oaths, and the honorspren which you bonded dies as a result. The Stormfather kills you as vengeance for his “child.”

I wish to be an immortal worldhopper with eternal youth.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted. Eternity ended ten years ago. You are now an Elantrian for a decade, until Raoden does his thing and you are restored.

[Tineye Navigator he/him]

On 3/31/2018 at 5:59 PM, Ashspren said:

Granted! As one of your powers, you become a Knight Radiant— a Windrunner. You soon breath your oaths, and the honorspren which you bonded dies as a result. The Stormfather kills you as vengeance for his “child.”

I wish to be an immortal worldhopper with eternal youth.

Granted! You now have eternal youth, and are a worldhopper. 

You now are stuck to have the intelligence of your 7 year old self for the rest of your immortal existence.

 

I wish to become powerful enough to unsplinter Aona and Skai, while maintaining immunity from Odium and still maintaining the goodwill to actually do so.

 

Edited April 2, 2018 by Tineye Navigator

[Lord Meeker he/him]

On 3/30/2018 at 10:27 AM, Sahin the Just said:

I wish to be popular on the 17th shard as well as have all the upvotes. 

 

I didn't think this would come true...

Spoiler

 

 

[EddyJ he/him]

3 hours ago, Tineye Navigator said:

I wish to become powerful enough to unsplinter Aona and Skai, while maintaining immunity from Odium and still maintaining the goodwill to actually do so.

Granted! Your mind is then locked away inside Preservation’s Ruin prison and you spend an eternity with the power to unsplinter Devotion and Dominion but without the liberty to do so. 

 

I wish to become a Bendalloy misting so I can hover around Brandon while he’s writing and dramatically decrease time between books. 

[Tineye Navigator he/him]

18 minutes ago, EddyJ said:

Granted! Your mind is then locked away inside Preservation’s Ruin prison and you spend an eternity with the power to unsplinter Devotion and Dominion but without the liberty to do so. 

 

I wish to become a Bendalloy misting so I can hover around Brandon while he’s writing and dramatically decrease time between books. 

Granted! But you still have to suffer the full amount of time, being in the bubble with Sanderson, who is writing the books. 

I wish to become a Cadmium misting so that I can sit in my room, burn cadmium, and when I am done, another book is released.

[CadCom he/him]

1 minute ago, Tineye Navigator said:

Granted! But you still have to suffer the full amount of time, being in the bubble with Sanderson, who is writing the books. 

I wish to become a Cadmium misting so that I can sit in my room, burn cadmium, and when I am done, another book is released.

Granted, but you burn it too long, and by the time you finish burning the cadmium, the entire cosmere collection has been published, and you can no longer visit the 17th shard until you have read all the books, for fear of spoilers.

My wish is to become Hoid

Edited April 2, 2018 by Cadmium Compounder

[Mistspren she/her]

Granted, but you are vaporized by Rayse immediately. 

I wish to be able to travel through computers instantaneously.

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted. Computer now have no substance for you.

I wish infinity war was already out.

[The Thinking Herald he/him]

Granted. But..... It proves to be worse than The Room, and all the trailers were showing were just the best parts of it.

I wish to have total and complete control over time, including travelling along the time stream, slowing it down and speeding it up for others and me.

Edited April 3, 2018 by The Thinking Herald

[Nathrangking he/him]

16 minutes ago, The Thinking Herald said:

Granted. But..... It proves to be worse than The Room, and all the trailers were showing were just the best parts of it.

I wish to have total and complete control over time, including travelling along the time stream, slowing it down and speeding it up for others and me.

Granted. However, due to your inexperience you cause time to fold in on itself and end all of existence.

I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be the supreme and benevolent master and overlord of the internet.

Edited April 3, 2018 by Nathrangking