Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. It keeps trying to give you annoying moral advice.

I wish for a rolling pin that doubles as a fire extinguisher.

[The Stick]

Granted. It leaks and sprays toxic chemicals.

I wish for a test tube full of atomic element 121.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You suffer the natural consequences of that. Also, your nose is now upside down.

I wish for the ability to do a cartwheel.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Granted. Your body now only absorbs nutrients from very very soggy bread.

I wish to ace my chemistry final.

Edited May 18, 2024 by TheFrugalWizard

[The Stick]

Granted. All chemistry breaks down and new chemistry starts working.

I wish for a croquette.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You are now terrible at the game croquet.

I wish for a moonrock.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted. You are now stranded on the moon with no supplies or protection from the elements.

 

I wish for the capacity to stop what is coming. Intelligence and kindness.

[The Stick]

Grantes. You possess both, but are now mute, paralyzed, dead and blind unless someone gives you a glass swan with precisely 122726282010276236 atoms in it.

I wish for wisdom.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Spoiler

Imagine an alternate universe where Taravangian ends up like that instead

 You are now wise, but stupid (they can be separate)

I wish for a glass swan with 122726282010276236 atoms in it.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. Since I can't really calculate the weight of glass, the swan has 29.6 grams of lead in it. Which isn't really that heavy, so instead some guy steals it from you.

I wish for more money, delivered to me in a manner that won't harm or inconvenience me.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted it is your dad's money because he just died and you were in his will

I wish I felt like my friends were there for me

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. Your socks are no longer there for you. (how're you holding up?)

I wish to be un-tired.

[The Stick]

Granted! Now your car has no tires and is immobile.

I wish to ace my math test.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted you ace all your math tests you ever take but flunk will always flunk the rest of your other tests.

I wish to be able slow down time for just me and some family members and friends so we can do whatever we want and no one can stop us.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted! You can never speed time back to normal, and are stuck with your friends and family in a world where every hour, a second passes.

I wish that I could cure any disease.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted you cure them by taking them apon yourself

I wish for a few more pairs of vans

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. You will always have an even number of Ford Transits in a 500 foot radius.

I wish for pants that actually fit

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted. You can no longer use the letters E, K, I, H, C, or N, because you are a chicken.

I wish to read Isles of the Emberdark.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You read no book except Isles of Emberdark for the rest of your life.

I wish for school to end sooner.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. School ends tomorrow. It restarts next week and never stops again ever, not even for weekends.

 

I wish for faster buses. Or a teleporter.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. All monkeys now have a gun, knowledge of your exact location, and an intense hatred of you.

I wish for a single candy corn.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but I licked it

I want a game called bopl battle

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, the Nightwatcher hands you a book with the rules for tag, but the name has been replaced with bopl battle. Your bane is that you can never have any game made by Johan Grönvall.

I wish for my siblings to be less annoying.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You get to choose how annoying they are at different times. But, the less annoying they are the more you lose your intelligence. (very annoying=your very smart, not annoying=your very notsmart)

I wish for the power to shoot water from my hands.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Granted, but now any time you try to drink water it turns to sand.

I wish to be a Mistborn with infinite access to all of the metals.