Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Lunamor]

Granted. The following song is now perpetually stuck in your head:

Beans, beans, the magical fruit

The more you eat, the more you toot

The more you toot, the better you feel

So let’s have beans for every meal!

I wish to be able to turn different colors like a chameleon.

[strmblsd]

Granted but the beans and cheese are your least favorite types

I wish that I could help my friends

[Pineap-spider]

granted. you permanently have roller blades on the bottom of your feet

I wish for an inhuman understanding of chemistry to pass my AP test

[Ookla]

Granted. You know nothing of anything else. 

I wish for a dozen kittens.

[Unintelligenius]

Granted. They are each the size of a skyscraper.

I wish to be able to shoot lightning from my hands at will.

[Lunamor]

You are granted unlimited power, but now everyone judges you because it’s an ability some consider to be unnatural.

I wish to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop.

[strmblsd]

Granted but you alone have that knowledge and can't spread it in any way

I wish for less sadness and depression in me...

[TheFrugalWizard]

Granted. Everything you touch has a small chance of turning into green putty.

I wish for a large bat.

[Through The Living Glass]

Granted. Turns out it's also a large vampire.

I wish for more driving hours already. *sigh*

[Pineap-spider]

Granted. whenever you want to use left or right you have to do the "L" trick with your hands

I wish for an unbreakable rubber band

[Unintelligenius]

Granted. If you touch the band you immediately turn to ash.

I wish for a shrimp and mussel and clam seafood stew.

[NerdyAarakocra]

Granted. You now have Geographic Tongue.

I wish for the ability to put time in a bottle.

[Ookla]

Granted. You also receive a bottle of thyme.

I wish for puns.

[Pineap-spider]

Granted, no one gets them, and they're rarely ever good.

I would like to freeze my grades at where they are now

[Unintelligenius]

Granted. You are also now the last person alive so grades no longer matter.

I wish to be able to freeze time for everyone but me.

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[Ookla]

Granted. You get nothing done in your extra time.

I wish for a penny.

[NerdyAarakocra]

Granted, you die in three days.

I wish for a crystal ball that actually works.

[Pineap-spider]

Granted. You can't stop talking, literally. eventually your voice wears out and everyone ignores you.

I wish for glasses that didn't break and never got dirty

[Unintelligenius]

Granted. You are now blind.

I wish for a bottle that refills itself every time you drink out of it.

[TheFrugalWizard]

Granted. You are now a chicken.

I wish that I was rich.

[Through The Living Glass]

Grated. You are now a car.

I wish for some more hair ties.

[Ookla]

Granted. They snap on their first use.

I wish for a bookstore.

[Wittles]

Granted. It's an infinite and ever changing labyrinth. Good luck getting out!

I wish to be able to shapeshift into a raven

[Through The Living Glass]

Granted. It only works one way. Have fun eating other birds for the rest of your life.

I wish for the motivation to do the rest of my homework.

[AltonicKeys]

Granted. A dog (not yours) eats it.

I wish for someone else to write my essay.