TheFrugalWizard he/him Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 (edited) Granted. The pineapple is a cross breed with peas meaning that is is absurdly small. I wish for some atium. Edited March 29 by TheFrugalWizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Granted. It’s encased in stone I wish for a pineapple as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH he/him Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Granted. Pineapples now are the shape and color of an apple and vice versa. I wish for 100000000000 dollars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard he/him Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Granted. Inflation skyrockets, so that amount of money is worth about $5 USD right now. I wish to bond an honorspren. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH he/him Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Granted. That honorspren hates you. I wish to have unlimited cash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Granted. You go to jail for counterfeit since there's no record of that money being printed. I wish for the ability to download information directly into my brain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH he/him Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Granted. You have a limit of 5 words, images, symbols, etc. I wish to have unlimited power. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Granted. There’s nothing to use it on. I wish for pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Granted. It's delivered directly to your face. I wish for a cactus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH he/him Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Granted. It creates a race and takes over the world. YAY! I wish to sneeze when I feel like I need too. It is so annoying when I feel it but do not sneeze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard he/him Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Granted. You will never sneeze again. I wish for the leatherbound Stormlight set. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH he/him Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Granted. It is so fragile that you cannot read it. I wish for Teft to come to life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Granted. He comes to life as Odium's Champion. I wish for the ability to hear spoken spelling errors... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH he/him Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Granted. Whenever yo write, all the words are spelled wrong. I wish to get a girlfriend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard he/him Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Granted. Your girlfriend just so happens to be a cremling. I wish to get my dream job - writing for Wizards of the Coast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Granted. You have permanent writer's block. I wish for the second Rithmatist to finally come out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH he/him Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Granted. You go blind. I wish for my cremling girlfriend to be a human. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard he/him Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Granted. Every couple of hours you are spontaneously flung ten feet in the air and slammed to the ground. I wish for a llama. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Granted. The llama keeps trying to eat your hair. I wish for a weird hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH he/him Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Granted. You get another layer of your hair. I wish for Wind And Truth to come out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass she/her Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Granted. Since you didn't specify when, it gets pushed back another two years. I wish for my bane from Thursday (see below) to be lifted. Spoiler I cannot put a spoiler inside a spoiler anymore, but I nEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEd to! lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla she/her Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 5 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said: Granted. Since you didn't specify when, it gets pushed back another two years. I wish for my bane from Thursday (see below) to be lifted. Hide contents I cannot put a spoiler inside a spoiler anymore, but I nEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEd to! lol Granted. Every spoiler you put another spoiler into has to have words in it as well. I wish to have the self-control not to start opening spoiler boxes which I know have more spoiler boxes inside them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience he/him Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 8 minutes ago, Ookla said: Granted. Every spoiler you put another spoiler into has to have words in it as well. I wish to have the self-control not to start opening spoiler boxes which I know have more spoiler boxes inside them. Granted, but you have to look here: Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler I wish for time to hurry up for the next couple months. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Granted. The Earth spins slightly faster, and it makes you constantly motion sick. I wish to be able to ice skate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH he/him Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Granted. Global warming sky rockets. No more ice. I wish for Moash to get good again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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