Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 minutes ago, Xiahida said:

Granted, you take a bite and realize pineapple is not a pizza topping and cry over your sins

I wish for a meat lover's pizza

Granted. But meat haters go after you.

I wish for red-shift

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, friction is multiplied by 10 for you.

I wish for tomatoes to stop existing.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted, but you lost your sense of taste.

I wish for a quick time travel to 2100 or so, buy all the Cosmere books, come back to 2023.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

On 11/2/2023 at 5:14 AM, Just a Silvereye said:

Granted, but you lost your sense of taste.

I wish for a quick time travel to 2100 or so, buy all the Cosmere books, come back to 2023.

Granted, but Brandon died early and nothing else came out.

I wish that my chair was more comfortable 

[PyroPhile]

Granted. Your chair is unleavably (not possible to leave) comfy.

I wish for an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X3D.

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, PyroPhile said:

Granted. Your chair is unleavably (not possible to leave) comfy.

I wish for an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X3D.

Granted. The Intel series takes over the computer component "industry"

I wish for 4 hydroxide ions per every 4 hydrogen[+] ions

[PyroPhile]

Granted, your air conditioning starts spewing out fluorine gas.

I wish for an AMD Radeon 7900 XTX.

[Sophrosyne he/him]

9 hours ago, PyroPhile said:

Granted, your air conditioning starts spewing out fluorine gas.

I wish for an AMD Radeon 7900 XTX.

Sure! But it's installed directly into your spine

I wish I never had to sleep again.

[Wittles he/him]

Granted, but if you don't sleep spooky monsters start existing

I wish to have a pet dragon

[Edema Rue she/her]

Granted, it eats you. (Also woah new pfp!!)

I wish for a really really really floofy jacket.

[Wittles he/him]

4 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Granted, it eats you. (Also woah new pfp!!)

I wish for a really really really floofy jacket.

Yup!  

Granted, you are, tragically, deathly allergic to floof.

I wish to be immune to cold

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, you're a silver dragon.

 

I wish for fish, on a dish so it doesn't go squish.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted, the fish in the dish that won't go squish, wishes to swish. It crawls to call for a ball to install a dunk. A funky dunk. It sunk, the ball falls by the fin of the fish.

I wish for the ability to steal talents from other people.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, you only get them for one second.

 

I wish for fish, on plate so it not squish, to not swish.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, it is perpetually covered by a dish.

I wish you would have 2 boons.

[Soulbinder she/her]

The Nightwatcher is outraged and a little impressed by your audacity, and instead gives you Defiant early. You lose the ability to read though.

I wish I'd be able to read Latin fluently.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Granted, but you can’t write it or speak it.

i wish to get all a’s in school

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. Your house burns down, though.

I wish for the ability to work really fast, really well.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Granted, but nobody will hire you.

I want to enlist in the Army and die heroically, saving many people in the process.  

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. But you now have beet-red eyes.

I wish for a high-quality European longsword, with a fitting scabbard of matching quality.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Granted, but you accidentally kill someone and are sentenced to death with it.

 

I wish for a boyfriend.  

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, Just-A-Stick said:

Granted, but you accidentally kill someone and are sentenced to death with it.

 

I wish for a boyfriend.  

Granted. They hate you.

I wish for silence 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

ouch!

granted, but you are deaf for the rest of your life, and after you die.

 

I wish for a gummy bear.

[Edema Rue she/her]

10 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

ouch!

granted, but you are deaf for the rest of your life, and after you die.

 

I wish for a gummy bear.

Granted, it refuses to stop singing. (I am a gummy bear, I am a gummy bear…)

I wish for a long long long long long nap.

[Aeoryi she/her]

4 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Granted, it refuses to stop singing. (I am a gummy bear, I am a gummy bear…)

I wish for a long long long long long nap.

Granted. You do not sleep due to time dilation, however.

I wish for internal silence