Anguished_One she/her Posted November 12, 2023 Report Share Posted November 12, 2023 Granted, the fish is dead, and very stinky. I wish for someone to teach me how to get shardbuddies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted November 12, 2023 Report Share Posted November 12, 2023 Just now, Just-A-Stick said: Granted, the fish is dead, and very stinky. I wish for someone to teach me how to get shardbuddies Granted. It requires asking. I wish for Connie to come back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anguished_One she/her Posted November 12, 2023 Report Share Posted November 12, 2023 9 hours ago, Aeoryi said: Granted. It requires asking. Okay, how does one get shardbuddies? Granted, but they can only look at the forums, not participate in them. I wish for... inspiration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ he/him Posted November 12, 2023 Report Share Posted November 12, 2023 4 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said: Okay, how does one get shardbuddies? Granted, but they can only look at the forums, not participate in them. I wish for... inspiration. You inspiration is the mofia n i wish for good inspiration 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Sola Scriptora Posted November 13, 2023 Report Share Posted November 13, 2023 13 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said: Okay, how does one get shardbuddies? You ask someone if they want to be shardbuddies with you. 8 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said: i wish for good inspiration Granted. You can now only see in infrared. I wish to be able to perfectly do any style of longsword combat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ he/him Posted November 13, 2023 Report Share Posted November 13, 2023 (edited) 40 minutes ago, The cheeseman said: You ask someone if they want to be shardbuddies with you. Granted. You can now only see in infrared. I wish to be able to perfectly do any style of longsword combat. granted, but you cant come into contact with a longsword I wish for apple pie Edited November 13, 2023 by ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin he/him Posted November 13, 2023 Report Share Posted November 13, 2023 (edited) Granted but it is as small as the nail on your pinky finger, as well as any other food you eat I wish for decent wishes Edited November 13, 2023 by Scars of Hathsin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted November 13, 2023 Report Share Posted November 13, 2023 Granted. All your wishes are now adequate. They don't come true though. I wish to see a supermassive black hole in person. Survival not necessary, I just really want to see one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ he/him Posted November 15, 2023 Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 On 11/12/2023 at 11:32 PM, Soulbinder said: Granted. All your wishes are now adequate. They don't come true though. I wish to see a supermassive black hole in person. Survival not necessary, I just really want to see one. You go to one. But your temporary blinded for it and you die I wish for a trained whitespine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted November 15, 2023 Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 Granted. It is not trained to like you. I wish for double replacement equations to make sense 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted November 15, 2023 Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 Granted, they already do, you just don't understand them I wish to understand Pugachev's Revolution 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 Granted, you no longer understand any other revolutions. I wish for whatever you wish for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 Granted, but whenever you think about Pugachev's Revolution you get uncontrollable hiccups for a full day afterwards. I wish for Disney to stop making live action cash grabs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 Granted, the company goes bankrupt and stops making any movies. I wish for a barnes and nobles gift card. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Sola Scriptora Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 Granted. It's got three cents on it. I wish for Folio Society editions of The Wheel of Time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 Granted, they are written in arabic. I wish I could speak arabic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 granted, but everyone who speaks Arabic decides to start speaking italian. Because of that I wish I could speak Italian (becuase nothing bad could happen by wishing for the same thing you cursed) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Sola Scriptora Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 Granted. You are assassinated by the mafia. I wish for a GE-M134 electric rotary Gatling gun and 50,000 rounds of ammunition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 granted, you lack the electricity to power it. I wish to be able to cook cookies for the perfect amount of time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Sola Scriptora Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 Granted. You're allergic to them. I wish to be able to write music well for any instrument. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 17, 2023 Report Share Posted November 17, 2023 Granted. Your toes are purple. I wish to not be allergic to anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted November 20, 2023 Report Share Posted November 20, 2023 granted, a cello follows you around and plays over everything you say. i wish for an earth sized lawnmower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted November 20, 2023 Report Share Posted November 20, 2023 Granted, it runs out of power instantly I wish for a stick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted November 20, 2023 Report Share Posted November 20, 2023 Granted, you get a pogo glue stick. As soon as you use it, it glues itself to the ground while you're trying to jump and it falls and you're stick under it. (Anyone who ruins this bad joke by invoking the tyrannical rules of grammar will be sent in the chasms.) I wish for a minute thirty-five seconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted November 28, 2023 Report Share Posted November 28, 2023 Granted. Since the thirty-five seconds are minute, you only get 25 regular seconds. This breaks the flow of time and generates a black hole which destroys the solar system. I wish for some Twizzlers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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