Sequence Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 Granted! Your body is now as full of blood and nutrients as possible. Your chest cavity, your bladder, your stomach, your intestines, and all other empty spaces in your body are also filled with blood! I wish for a pretty horse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash67 Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 Granted. Your concepts of left and right, forward and back, east and west, north and south, and up and down are now swapped. You cannot comprehend why anyone else would use the established conventions. I wish for a literal ton of gourmet Belgian Chocolate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted March 6, 2023 Report Share Posted March 6, 2023 (edited) Granted. It comes baked in to… cookies. 100% totally non-spiked cookies (non-spiked. Yep) I want a leaf. Edited March 6, 2023 by TheAlpha929 Forgot my request! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 Granted! The Nightwatcher is a little confused, and decides that your bane shall be that you can only say the words "I am a stick" and nothing else I wish for wisdom! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 7, 2023 Report Share Posted March 7, 2023 granted. you transform into a stick, the wisest of all existing things. I wish for more of Telrao's adventrures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted March 8, 2023 Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 Granted. you die violently in each of them. We wish for the Demon Core 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted March 8, 2023 Report Share Posted March 8, 2023 Granted. The lid is suspended upwards, and may drop at any time. I wish for the ability to draw hands 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Granted! But your feet are now hands! Yay....?? I wish for a SHARDBLADE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Granted, all cats are now dogs and all dogs are now cats. Good luck with that mess. I wish to always have at least two cats around me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Granted. They are Oiliphant sized cats that are out for your blood. For your bane you have to say hypothetically at the start of every sentence. I wish for a bigger bookshelf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Hypothetically, your wish is granted, but your house is now full of Garfields and they will not leave. Hypothetically, I wish for a house made of catnip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Granted! Your bane is that you have to finish every sentence with perchance I wish for a hemalurgic spike! (don't ask) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 Granted, but everyone will ask I wish for a new phone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 Granted, it's Nokia. I wish for more wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 granted. the nightwatcher is slightly confused as you already had multiple wishes, you just got a bane for each of them. your bane is that the color red nullifies all your wishes. and your additional wishes still have banes. I wish for more activity on the FGaRS forum and on the RP forums. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 granted. all of the activity is people spamming "I am a stick." I wish for a soulcaster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 Granted. You now have a Soulcaster that can only transform water into b l o o d. I wish for my book to be published. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 Granted! But you have a constant voice whispering "I am a stick" in your mind as your bane! Congratulations! I wish... for a potato. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 Granted! It's all moldy and gross. I wish for a silly little stuffed animal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 17, 2023 Report Share Posted March 17, 2023 granted. it is carnivorous and wants to eat you. I want to ace this test i'm about to take 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 Granted! You score three air-to-air kills on your test, making you an ace. You are awarded the Order of the Red Banner for your heroism. I wish for a mint-condition MiG-15. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 Granted! It crashes into your house I wish for pasta 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 (edited) Granted!! Your bane is unfortunately that you have to live in Nightvale now, where wheat and wheat by-products are severely illegal. I wish for someone else to do all my homework :DDD Edited March 20, 2023 by Szeth's Facepalm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 Granted! All of it is wrong I wish to be tall 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 Granted! You are eight feet tall. However, gravity no longer applies you very much and you always have to walk on the ceiling, meaning you cannot go outdoors without someone holding on to you or you would float endlessly up to space. I wish for a really good lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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