The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him Posted February 9, 2023 Posted February 9, 2023 Granted. Your soul leaves your body, and is sucked into the beyond. I wish for hemalurgic spikes.
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted February 12, 2023 Posted February 12, 2023 Granted. They can make you into an aluminum misting. For your bane, you have to ad 'hypothetically' to all of your spoken or written sentences at least once. I wish for the RP forums to be more active.
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted February 14, 2023 Posted February 14, 2023 Granted. They are now more active, thank the Stormfather. I wish for a utopia.
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted February 14, 2023 Posted February 14, 2023 Granted. You are locked away on Mars, with no access to books. We wish for more souls.
NameIess Posted March 2, 2023 Posted March 2, 2023 Granted. You now have the soul of thirty-seven humans, all of which hate complex thinking and eating souls. I wish to be able to use speed bubbles without eating metal.
Stick The Savant Posted March 2, 2023 Posted March 2, 2023 Granted. everything you eat now has a strong metallic aftertaste. I wish for the 10th heightening.
AltonicKeys he/him Posted March 2, 2023 Posted March 2, 2023 Granted. Some bozos cut off your tongue and put you on house arrest. I wish for a better pencil. 1
Immortal Platypus Posted March 2, 2023 Posted March 2, 2023 granted. It runs out of lead whenever you try to use it i wish to have everyone on the shard change their PFP to deep-fried Brandon facepalm
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted March 3, 2023 Posted March 3, 2023 Alas, the Brando PFP day has come to an end (for me at least). Your boon is that most of them did, and the your bane is that people are starting to change back. I wish for a bead of Lerasium.
The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him Posted March 3, 2023 Posted March 3, 2023 Granted. But it’s a feruchemist’s metalmind, so you can’t burn it. Your bane is tha you may only answer anything with a question. I wish for 2.7 bananas. 1
Cinnamon Posted March 3, 2023 Posted March 3, 2023 Granted. Now, whenever you see the colour blue you are overwhelmed with the urge to do the chicken dance. I wish to be happier.
Cash67 Posted March 5, 2023 Posted March 5, 2023 Granted. However, your face is now unable to express joy or happiness, however you may feel inside. I wish for knowledge and the ability to use all of music theory
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted March 5, 2023 Posted March 5, 2023 Granted. You can no communicate with other life forms, rendering your knowledge useless. I wish to live life to the fullest.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted March 5, 2023 Posted March 5, 2023 Granted! Your body is now as full of blood and nutrients as possible. Your chest cavity, your bladder, your stomach, your intestines, and all other empty spaces in your body are also filled with blood! I wish for a pretty horse.
Cash67 Posted March 5, 2023 Posted March 5, 2023 Granted. Your concepts of left and right, forward and back, east and west, north and south, and up and down are now swapped. You cannot comprehend why anyone else would use the established conventions. I wish for a literal ton of gourmet Belgian Chocolate
The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him Posted March 6, 2023 Posted March 6, 2023 (edited) Granted. It comes baked in to… cookies. 100% totally non-spiked cookies (non-spiked. Yep) I want a leaf. Edited March 6, 2023 by TheAlpha929 Forgot my request!
Telrao she/her Posted March 7, 2023 Posted March 7, 2023 Granted! The Nightwatcher is a little confused, and decides that your bane shall be that you can only say the words "I am a stick" and nothing else I wish for wisdom! 1
Immortal Platypus Posted March 7, 2023 Posted March 7, 2023 granted. you transform into a stick, the wisest of all existing things. I wish for more of Telrao's adventrures.
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted March 8, 2023 Posted March 8, 2023 Granted. you die violently in each of them. We wish for the Demon Core
AltonicKeys he/him Posted March 8, 2023 Posted March 8, 2023 Granted. The lid is suspended upwards, and may drop at any time. I wish for the ability to draw hands
Telrao she/her Posted March 9, 2023 Posted March 9, 2023 Granted! But your feet are now hands! Yay....?? I wish for a SHARDBLADE
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted March 9, 2023 Posted March 9, 2023 Granted, all cats are now dogs and all dogs are now cats. Good luck with that mess. I wish to always have at least two cats around me!
Cinnamon Posted March 9, 2023 Posted March 9, 2023 Granted. They are Oiliphant sized cats that are out for your blood. For your bane you have to say hypothetically at the start of every sentence. I wish for a bigger bookshelf
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted March 9, 2023 Posted March 9, 2023 Hypothetically, your wish is granted, but your house is now full of Garfields and they will not leave. Hypothetically, I wish for a house made of catnip.
Telrao she/her Posted March 9, 2023 Posted March 9, 2023 Granted! Your bane is that you have to finish every sentence with perchance I wish for a hemalurgic spike! (don't ask)
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