Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Soulbinder]

Granted. You forget how to read though.

I wish for artistic skills.

[PyroPhile]

Granted. However, you cannot use your arms anymore.

I wish for lots of activity in the Roleplaying forum.

[NerdyAarakocra]

Granted. SE becomes twice as active.

I wish for good luck.

[Immortal Platypus]

what is this "Good luck" you speak of. You can have it... *Rock with "Good luck" inscribed on it falls on you*

I want to be less tired

[SymphonianBookworm]

Granted. You will never sleep again, and never feel the pain of being tired. However, humans can’t only survive for so long without sleep…

I wish to be Adonalsium.

Edited February 8, 2023 by SymphonianBookworm

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon]

Granted, but 

Spoiler

17 people shatter you into 16 pieces.

I wish I lived in a mansion.

Edited February 8, 2023 by TheAlpha929

[Immortal Platypus]

granted. It is on mars.

I wish to be invulnerable to what I want, when I want

Edited February 8, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[SymphonianBookworm]

Granted. You never feel emotion (or anything, really) again.

I wish to end bias.

Edited February 9, 2023 by SymphonianBookworm

[Sequence]

Granted! Now that all opinions are unbiased, everyone agrees that humans should be eradicated permanently. *mass death sounds*

I wish for a flock of boxen.

[Wittles]

your wish has been granted, but you can no longer say boxen

I wish for a wish fish

[Sequence]

8 minutes ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

you can no longer say boxen

"Oh this? This is my flock of... my flock of... damn."

8 minutes ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

I wish for a wish fish

Granted! The fish doesn't speak english or any other human language, so it is unable to understand your wish.

I wish for a fully-grown banana tree.

Edited February 9, 2023 by Sequence

[EmulatonStromenkiin]

Granted, you are allergic to bananas

I wish for freedom from myself

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon]

Granted. Your soul leaves your body, and is sucked into the beyond.

I wish for hemalurgic spikes.

[NerdyAarakocra]

Granted. They can make you into an aluminum misting. For your bane, you have to ad 'hypothetically' to all of your spoken or written sentences at least once.

I wish for the RP forums to be more active.

[SymphonianBookworm]

Granted. They are now more active, thank the Stormfather.

I wish for a utopia.

[EmulatonStromenkiin]

Granted. You are locked away on Mars, with no access to books.

We wish for more souls.

[NameIess]

Granted. You now have the soul of thirty-seven humans, all of which hate complex thinking and eating souls. 

I wish to be able to use speed bubbles without eating metal.

[Stick The Savant]

Granted. everything you eat now has a strong metallic aftertaste.

I wish for the 10th heightening.

[AltonicKeys]

Granted. Some bozos cut off your tongue and put you on house arrest.

I wish for a better pencil.

[Immortal Platypus]

granted. It runs out of lead whenever you try to use it

i wish to have everyone on the shard change their PFP to deep-fried Brandon facepalm

[Sequence]

Alas, the Brando PFP day has come to an end (for me at least). Your boon is that most of them did, and the your bane is that people are starting to change back.

I wish for a bead of Lerasium.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon]

Granted. But it’s a feruchemist’s metalmind, so you can’t burn it. Your bane is tha you may only answer anything with a question.

I wish for 2.7 bananas.

[Cinnamon]

Granted. Now, whenever you see the colour blue you are overwhelmed with the urge to do the chicken dance.

I wish to be happier.

[Cash67]

Granted. However, your face is now unable to express joy or happiness, however you may feel inside. 
 

I wish for knowledge and the ability to use all of music theory

[SymphonianBookworm]

Granted. You can no communicate with other life forms, rendering your knowledge useless.

I wish to live life to the fullest.